Current Events > Mississippi bill proposes to ban male masturbation.

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BakonBitz
01/23/25 11:27:37 AM
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https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2025/html/SB/2300-2399/SB2319IN.htm

It was proposed by a Democrat as a trolling move to show how bad and controlling Republicans are towards women's reproductive rights, but the Christo-fascists are gonna unironically seriously consider this. I dunno if this was a good idea.

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-Crissaegrim-
01/23/25 11:28:19 AM
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Good. Luck. With. That.

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StateofZen
01/23/25 11:28:33 AM
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Who let DToast in office?

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LightSnake
01/23/25 11:28:54 AM
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I don't know why they do this. It never makes anyone go "WOW GOOD POINT!"

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Cynrascal
01/23/25 11:31:16 AM
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How will that work? Putting security cameras in every house and demanding people write up a recap of the weeks activities?

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/23/25 11:31:33 AM
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so they're gonna knock on everyone's doors at all times to check in on who's wanking or not? like what would be the logistics here?
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Homeless_Waifu
01/23/25 11:31:36 AM
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Damn no horny even in real life, wtf

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Southernfatman
01/23/25 11:32:28 AM
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Me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

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Phanir
01/23/25 11:33:01 AM
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(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

Think a sock counts?

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KTG2
01/23/25 11:33:07 AM
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LightSnake posted...
I don't know why they do this. It never makes anyone go "WOW GOOD POINT!"

Fascists don't care if you're right, or you have an excellent point, or that they're hypocrites, etc etc etc

But the #resistance losers are never going to understand that
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GeminiDeus
01/23/25 11:33:39 AM
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-Crissaegrim- posted...
Good. Luck. With. That.
I won't post any pictures, but male chastity belts do exist, and some have spikes in them to discourage erections.

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Voidgolem
01/23/25 11:36:18 AM
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We need to engrave poe's law on a paddle or something and start hitting politicians with it

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BunkerBoy
01/23/25 11:37:31 AM
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"Contraception begins at Erection Act"
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Strider102
01/23/25 11:38:18 AM
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You've heard of No Nut November, but have you tried the ultimate No Nut 4+ Year Challenge?

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Humanish
01/23/25 11:38:44 AM
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that's the most Mississippi thing i've heard of this year so far

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tripleh213
01/23/25 11:41:41 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5f16382.png

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Weezy_Tha_Don
01/23/25 11:41:41 AM
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sounds like they will need to rename the state to Mississii

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bigblu89
01/23/25 11:44:25 AM
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This sounds like one of those "so old they forgot it was on the books" laws.

Like the one in Texas or somewhere that says a woman isn't allowed to store more than one sex toy in their bedroom at any given time, or some shit like that.

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/25 11:45:42 AM
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BakonBitz posted...
It was proposed by a Democrat

FFS

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Eat_More_Beef
01/23/25 11:47:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee028339.jpg

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LightSnake
01/23/25 11:49:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
FFS

It's a show bill. it's not meant to become law, it's just "look how bad it is to have the government control someone's body!"

Except nobody gives a fuck, you can't shame them into it

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viewmaster_pi
01/23/25 11:49:58 AM
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this isn't the troll or point-to-be-made that he thinks it is. they'll actually fucking agree and consider it. now is not the time for stupid bullshit like this

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GhostFaceLeaks
01/23/25 11:50:57 AM
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This makes me wonder how they'll even do this without massive government surveillance or someone spying on you in your own home 24/7.

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WingsOfGood
01/23/25 11:51:56 AM
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GhostFaceLeaks posted...
This makes me wonder how they'll even do this without massive government surveillance or someone spying on you in your own home 24/7.

They want this
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Strider102
01/23/25 11:52:04 AM
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GhostFaceLeaks posted...
This makes me wonder how they'll even do this without massive government surveillance or someone spying on you in your own home 24/7.

Better hide them Kinects.

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texanfan27
01/23/25 11:52:25 AM
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Cynrascal posted...
How will that work? Putting security cameras in every house and demanding people write up a recap of the weeks activities?

weekly sperm count. Unless you are married it shouldnt go down.

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GhostFaceLeaks
01/23/25 11:53:24 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
They want this

Either mandated cameras in your house, spyware in your technology, or have some old person watching you throughout the day in your own house.

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Homeless_Waifu
01/23/25 11:53:28 AM
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Theyll have someone drop by to see if you smell like if you

then when they have confirmation by scent(?) they send you to the horny jail

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Strider102
01/23/25 11:54:03 AM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Theyll have someone drop by to see if you smell like if you

then when they have confirmation by sent(?) they send you to the horny jail

Good, everyone there is horny too

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Kurt_Russel
01/23/25 11:56:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/291d458d.jpg

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MartavisBryant
01/23/25 11:57:05 AM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Theyll have someone drop by to see if you smell like if you

then when they have confirmation by scent(?) they send you to the horny jail
Jizz-sniffing dogs

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Xatrion
01/23/25 11:57:54 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
weekly sperm count. Unless you are married it shouldnt go down.

Wet dreams.....

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texanfan27
01/23/25 11:58:38 AM
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Xatrion posted...
Wet dreams.....

no horny allowed

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Strider102
01/23/25 11:59:24 AM
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Xatrion posted...
Wet dreams.....

Liberal propaganda!

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Bass
01/23/25 12:01:38 PM
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Sigh, imagine making troll bills that do nothing instead of real work. I suppose it's tough for Democrats to actually do anything in such crimson red states, though.

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Homeless_Waifu
01/23/25 12:01:43 PM
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texanfan27 posted...
no horny allowed
But my waifu lives in my head

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AgentCoulson
01/23/25 12:01:54 PM
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Imagine telling your cellmate that you're in for having a tug.

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Strider102
01/23/25 12:03:37 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Imagine telling your cellmate that you're in for having a tug.

Inmate: "What you in for?"

Person: "I masturbated."

Inmate: "...what?"

Person: "Yeah....what you in for?"

Inmate: "I stabbed 10 people to death, ripped their hearts out and ate them."

Person: "......"

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Zikten
01/23/25 12:04:24 PM
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They put a tracker and a body cam on your testicles. Anytime an emission is detected, the footage is flagged for review
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Strider102
01/23/25 12:05:29 PM
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Zikten posted...
They put a tracker and a body cam on your testicles. Anytime an emission is detected, the footage is flagged for review

Pray for the premature ejaculators.

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MrMelodramatic
01/23/25 12:05:36 PM
#43:


LightSnake posted...
I don't know why they do this. It never makes anyone go "WOW GOOD POINT!"


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Agent_Stroud
01/23/25 12:06:11 PM
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StateofZen posted...
Who let DToast in office?

Hes from Minnesota, not Mississippi, bud. I know they both start with Ms and are roughly the same length, but ones infamously known as the poorest of the red states, while the other is Minnesota.

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viewmaster_pi
01/23/25 12:09:53 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Inmate: "What you in for?"

Person: "I masturbated."

Inmate: "...what?"

Person: "Yeah....what you in for?"

Inmate: "I stabbed 10 people to death, ripped their hearts out and ate them."

Person: "......"
then a third guy comes into view, he looks like death himself, dripping in malice, cloaked in an evil aura, and he says
"i said a swear word"

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MaxEffingBemis
01/23/25 12:13:11 PM
#46:


BakonBitz posted...
https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2025/html/SB/2300-2399/SB2319IN.htm

It was proposed by a Democrat as a trolling move to show how bad and controlling Republicans are towards women's reproductive rights, but the Christo-fascists are gonna unironically seriously consider this. I dunno if this was a good idea.
Did anyone read the OP? This is actually very funny and its mocking the other shitheads in his state senate

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BakonBitz
01/23/25 12:20:19 PM
#48:


MaxEffingBemis posted...
Did anyone read the OP? This is actually very funny and its mocking the other shitheads in his state senate
I feel like a lot of people here didn't.

But that said I don't find it very funny because it's something that could legitimately be considered by the other side. And stuff like this doesn't really fight back against all the harm that's actually being done.

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Ivynn
01/23/25 12:21:52 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Did anyone read the OP? This is actually very funny and its mocking the other shitheads in his state senate

People read it. They just know it's dumb performative BS because it's not gonna change anything.

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Simon_Gruber
01/23/25 12:23:04 PM
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Damn, the 31 day challenge will cost you $4,946,000.
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Kimberly
01/23/25 12:24:53 PM
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Sometimes I think that the absurdity of the protest legislation robs itself of the power behind symbolic gestures, but I appreciate her trying, at the very least.

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