Current Events > If Elon Musk visited your organization, would you shake his hand?

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Solar_Crimson 01/14/25 11:55:59 AM #1:	Let's say that, for whatever reason, Musk is paying a visit to your workplace, and some of the top brass is showing him around. They arrive at your department for a quick tour and to have the workers there meet with him. Your coworkers have greeted him with a handshake and some small talk. Would you shake his hand, or would you find some way out of it? --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:983659561] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Let's say that, for whatever reason, Musk is paying a visit to your workplace, and some of the top brass is showing him around. They arrive at your department for a quick tour and to have the workers there meet with him. Your coworkers have greeted him with a handshake and some small talk.Would you shake his hand, or would you find some way out of it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 01/14/25 11:58:09 AM #2:	I'd give him the ol stink palm. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:983659583] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I'd give him the ol stink palm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 01/14/25 11:58:37 AM #3:	No, he'd likely be here to shut us down. --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:983659589] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>No, he'd likely be here to shut us down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 01/14/25 11:58:47 AM #4:	If I'm at work and stuck in my office with no escape I'd be 100% polite - no point in risking my job for that asshole --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:983659593] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>If I'm at work and stuck in my office with no escape I'd be 100% polite - no point in risking my job for that asshole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 01/14/25 11:59:06 AM #5:	I'd shove him out of the nearest window. --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:983659596] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I'd shove him out of the nearest window.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 01/14/25 11:59:25 AM #6:	Not at all people on the left mistake is being civil to these monsters --- Pronouns: I'M/HIM <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:983659602] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Not at all people on the left mistake is being civil to these monsters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 01/14/25 12:00:27 PM #7:	I'd do the absolute most hurtful thing I could to someone like that: laugh in his face and walk away. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:983659619] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I'd do the absolute most hurtful thing I could to someone like that: laugh in his face and walk away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 01/14/25 12:01:09 PM #8:	No. I wouldn't say anything rude or confrontational, but I would not shake his hand. I can't see anyone I work with wanting to either. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. Let in the refugees, deport the racists. <cite>ai123 posted [p:983659624] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>No. I wouldn't say anything rude or confrontational, but I would not shake his hand.I can't see anyone I work with wanting to either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 01/14/25 12:02:44 PM #9:	I would yank him off his feet like Donald Trump likes to do to people. --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:983659637] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I would yank him off his feet like Donald Trump likes to do to people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 01/14/25 12:03:26 PM #10:	I want to make a Django Unchained reference, but that might be a no-no. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:983659645] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I want to make a Django Unchained reference, but that might be a no-no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 01/14/25 12:03:49 PM #11:	I would likely be given the day off work, in all honestly in that scenario. If I were forced to meet him I absolutely wouldn't shake his hand and would likely slap it away. No job is important enough to me to make me sell out the core of who I am. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:983659650] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I would likely be given the day off work, in all honestly in that scenario. If I were forced to meet him I absolutely wouldn't shake his hand and would likely slap it away. No job is important enough to me to make me sell out the core of who I am.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/14/25 12:03:57 PM #12:	I don't belong to an organization. But if I did and he showed up, I'd ask him why he destroyed my country <cite>Zikten posted [p:983659655] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I don't belong to an organization. But if I did and he showed up, I'd ask him why he destroyed my country</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asdf8562 01/14/25 12:04:30 PM #13:	What for? <cite>asdf8562 posted [p:983659664] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>What for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cassie 01/14/25 12:06:07 PM #15:	Hell no I wouldnt. Id just look at him, roll my eyes and walk away. --- Blackpool Combat Club fangirl for life. #yambagjones <cite>Cassie posted [p:983659686] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Hell no I wouldnt. Id just look at him, roll my eyes and walk away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deej 01/14/25 12:07:07 PM #16:	Nah, I don't know where those hands have been --- Hey, everyone, what's going on in this topic? Oh. <cite>Deej posted [p:983659697] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I don't know where those hands have been</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cory898 01/14/25 12:07:30 PM #17:	Why the fuck would they meet at my apartment? --- Probably the only Mario Maker 2 level I'll ever create worth sharing. 1RT-9RG-QKF <cite>Cory898 posted [p:983659703] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck would they meet at my apartment?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 01/14/25 12:08:14 PM #18:	I'd be working from home that day <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:983659712] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I'd be working from home that day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cory898 01/14/25 12:08:51 PM #19:	BewmHedshot posted... I'd be working from home that day Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op. --- Probably the only Mario Maker 2 level I'll ever create worth sharing. 1RT-9RG-QKF <cite>Cory898 posted [p:983659724] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>BewmHedshot posted... </cite><quote>I'd be working from home that day</quote>Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkknight109 01/14/25 12:09:36 PM #20:	There aren't too many public figures I would refuse a handshake to. Musk is one of them. Also, I would be wondering when I got an apartment and why I'm working there. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:983659733] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>There aren't too many public figures I would refuse a handshake to. Musk is one of them.Also, I would be wondering when I got an apartment and why I'm working there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lillymon 01/14/25 12:09:58 PM #21:	Depends. If I thought I had some kind of communicable disease I could give him then sure! Otherwise, no. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd <cite>Lillymon posted [p:983659744] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Depends. If I thought I had some kind of communicable disease I could give him then sure! Otherwise, no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 01/14/25 12:10:49 PM #22:	Cory898 posted... Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op. Yeah the door is locked and I'm on the 9th floor so good luck climbing up here Elmo. <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:983659755] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Cory898 posted... </cite><quote>Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op.</quote>Yeah the door is locked and I'm on the 9th floor so good luck climbing up here Elmo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 01/14/25 12:11:06 PM #23:	Im just happy I now have an apartment at work rather than a department. Sweet. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:983659759] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Im just happy I now have an apartment at work rather than a department. Sweet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 01/14/25 12:19:30 PM #25:	Mearcstapa posted... Well that would certainly be the GameFAQs mod app to end all mod apps. --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:983659851] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite><quote></quote>Well that would certainly be the GameFAQs mod app to end all mod apps. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 01/14/25 12:49:29 PM #26:	Cory898 posted... Why the fuck would they meet at my apartment? Cory898 posted... Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op. Ahaha, oof. Corrected. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:983660246] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Cory898 posted... </cite><quote>Why the fuck would they meet at my apartment?</quote>Cory898 posted... </cite><quote>Theyre meeting at your apartment according to op.</quote>Ahaha, oof. Corrected.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 01/14/25 12:52:12 PM #27:	Thankfully he'd have zero reason to ever visit my organization, so this would never happen. But no, I would not shake that asshole's hand. --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:983660273] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Thankfully he'd have zero reason to ever visit my organization, so this would never happen. But no, I would not shake that asshole's hand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 01/14/25 12:53:29 PM #28:	I have no organization, so my response depends on whether he has armed bodyguards with him. If he does, then I give him a wide berth and refuse to acknowledge him. If he doesn't, then I punch him. Hard. --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:983660292] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I have no organization, so my response depends on whether he has armed bodyguards with him.If he does, then I give him a wide berth and refuse to acknowledge him.If he doesn't, then I punch him. Hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 01/14/25 12:55:01 PM #29:	"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" But no, I'd like to think I'd have the presence of mind to avoid any physical contact or routine shows of respect. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:983660305] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"But no, I'd like to think I'd have the presence of mind to avoid any physical contact or routine shows of respect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
firedoom666 01/14/25 1:02:02 PM #30:	I cannot imagine any situation that Musk would visit a public school district. I would not go out of the way to try to meet him. But if some how he offered a handshake to me in person, I would do it. I don't like causing conflict, so I play nice while he is around and then talk shit about him once he is gone --- We're on a journey to forever! Dreams eternal in a wondrous world without walls We are Forever, wondering what the future holds <cite>firedoom666 posted [p:983660372] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I cannot imagine any situation that Musk would visit a public school district.I would not go out of the way to try to meet him. But if some how he offered a handshake to me in person, I would do it. I don't like causing conflict, so I play nice while he is around and then talk shit about him once he is gone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 01/14/25 1:03:01 PM #32:	There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:983660380] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSuperSilver 01/14/25 1:07:04 PM #33:	I would not say anything rude or discourteous, but I'd absolutely not shake his hand. --- When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius <cite>TheSuperSilver posted [p:983660425] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I would not say anything rude or discourteous, but I'd absolutely not shake his hand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/14/25 1:08:08 PM #34:	its not like I have financial security and can piss off the top brass --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:983660434] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>its not like I have financial security and can piss off the top brass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 01/14/25 1:09:21 PM #35:	My employer? I'll just ignore him. SpawnShadow posted... I have no organization, so my response depends on whether he has armed bodyguards with him. If he does, then I give him a wide berth and refuse to acknowledge him. If he doesn't, then I punch him. Hard. https://youtu.be/ITn80jergzA --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:983660441] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>My employer? I'll just ignore him.SpawnShadow posted... </cite><quote>I have no organization, so my response depends on whether he has armed bodyguards with him.If he does, then I give him a wide berth and refuse to acknowledge him.If he doesn't, then I punch him. Hard.</quote>https://youtu.be/ITn80jergzA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 01/14/25 1:10:11 PM #36:	Knowing how petty and powerful he is, I woukd grin and laugh through my teeth and do whatever it took to get him out of there. Seems like the kind of guy who works go out of his way to ruin your life if you snubbed him. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:983660450] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Knowing how petty and powerful he is, I woukd grin and laugh through my teeth and do whatever it took to get him out of there. Seems like the kind of guy who works go out of his way to ruin your life if you snubbed him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/14/25 1:11:53 PM #37:	you know when someone comes to you for a handshake and you pull your hand away just as they're about to touch your hand? i dunno what's the technical name for that move but that's what i would do to him... lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:983660475] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>you know when someone comes to you for a handshake and you pull your hand away just as they're about to touch your hand?i dunno what's the technical name for that move but that's what i would do to him... lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/14/25 1:12:17 PM #38:	I can't imagine why he'd visit and even if he did I don't know a scenario where I'd be speaking to him. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:983660482] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I can't imagine why he'd visit and even if he did I don't know a scenario where I'd be speaking to him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80 01/14/25 1:13:22 PM #39:	Aressar posted... There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day. Im getting fired and arrested within the first 15 mins.not saying ima physically assault him even though he needs a good ass whooping, but that ima be talking so much shit to him. --- For the Swarm!!!!! <cite>Zergrush80 posted [p:983660501] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite><quote>There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day.</quote>Im getting fired and arrested within the first 15 mins.not saying ima physically assault him even though he needs a good ass whooping, but that ima be talking so much shit to him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 01/14/25 1:14:16 PM #40:	Not even close. Out of a window? Yes. --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces http://i.imgur.com/N6v5qZx.jpg <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:983660510] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Not even close. Out of a window? Yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/14/25 1:15:13 PM #41:	If he's there and meeting me, it's to secure us funding. Our funding legitimately helps people. I'm not gonna fuck over innocent people for pride --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:983660519] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>If he's there and meeting me, it's to secure us funding. Our funding legitimately helps people. I'm not gonna fuck over innocent people for pride</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phanir 01/14/25 1:22:54 PM #43:	I had to during Pence's visit in 2023. I'll likely have to with Musk because I need my job. --- DFFOO ID: 801834319 <cite>Phanir posted [p:983660608] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I had to during Pence's visit in 2023. I'll likely have to with Musk because I need my job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 01/14/25 1:29:10 PM #45:	I work for the DoD in the DC area so there's a nonzero chance of that happening, but fuck no --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:983660685] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>I work for the DoD in the DC area so there's a nonzero chance of that happening, but fuck no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biofighter55 01/14/25 1:50:39 PM #46:	MC_BatCommander posted... If I'm at work and stuck in my office with no escape I'd be 100% polite - no point in risking my job for that asshole --- This is my sig. Don't like it, then don't look at it. <cite>Biofighter55 posted [p:983660915] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>MC_BatCommander posted... </cite><quote>If I'm at work and stuck in my office with no escape I'd be 100% polite - no point in risking my job for that asshole</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rick_alverado 01/14/25 2:07:37 PM #47:	Most likely I would just do what I do whenever the higher ups visit the store, and just do my best to avoid them. Although a part of me would like to just look him straight in the eye and say, "You were the worst part of Iron Man 2," then just walk away. <cite>rick_alverado posted [p:983661118] in If Elon Mu... [t:80917773]...</cite> <quote>Most likely I would just do what I do whenever the higher ups visit the store, and just do my best to avoid them. Although a part of me would like to just look him straight in the eye and say, "You were the worst part of Iron Man 2," then just walk away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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