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SocialistGamer
12/30/24 11:51:54 AM
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https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1872679116572414149?s=46&t=uvKEJXfVnbA6SQf56M0RJg

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wanderingshade
12/30/24 11:52:50 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE

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KanWan
12/30/24 11:53:03 AM
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So, anime? >_>

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HylianFox
12/30/24 11:53:09 AM
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Whenever Poochie isn't on screen, everyone else should be asking "Where's Poochie?"

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/30/24 11:53:36 AM
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so exposition basically?

whatever happened to show dont tell? lol
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GrandConjuraton
12/30/24 11:54:07 AM
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TV is dead

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Seaman_Prime
12/30/24 11:54:25 AM
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wanderingshade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE
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SpawnShadow
12/30/24 11:54:26 AM
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So, every program is going to be like an older-audiences version of Sesame Street now (albeit with only some of those programs going into full-on Avenue Q territory)?

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angeleyes94
12/30/24 11:54:36 AM
#9:


Well it was of youse wasn't it. Someone has just taken a big shet in da toilet ana haven't flushed.

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DipDipDiver
12/30/24 11:55:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/93b23e41.jpg

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/30/24 11:56:41 AM
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i just find that an insult to people's intelligence...

like i dont need to be explained what a character is doing if they just, you know, show what they're doing in a way that's clear to understand. lol
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TomClark
12/30/24 11:57:23 AM
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Bleak


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creativerealms
12/30/24 11:57:28 AM
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"A sludgy Trickle"

For context information on the cancelled Bone cartoon from Netflix has been released including a single storyboard.

https://x.com/LostMediaBuster/status/1871042110851539196

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Shotgunnova
12/30/24 11:59:44 AM
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wanderingshade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE
First thing I thought of.

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DipDipDiver
12/30/24 11:59:55 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i just find that an insult to people's intelligence...

like i dont need to be explained what a character is doing if they just, you know, show what they're doing in a way that's clear to understand. lol
It seems like they're doing it because they know people aren't actively watching these shows, they're using them as background noise

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wanderingshade
12/30/24 12:00:03 PM
#17:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i just find that an insult to people's intelligence...

like i dont need to be explained what a character is doing if they just, you know, show what they're doing in a way that's clear to understand. lol

Netflix wants creators to make sludge you just turn on as white noise in the background.

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HylianFox
12/30/24 12:01:47 PM
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Cars that drive themselves
TV shows/movies that watch themselves
Video games that play themselves
Books that read themselves

What a time to be alive

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codey
12/30/24 12:02:10 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i just find that an insult to people's intelligence...

like i dont need to be explained what a character is doing if they just, you know, show what they're doing in a way that's clear to understand. lol

I think its dumb too, but like you Im coming from the angle of someone thats paying attention. Netflix doesnt care about us, for them its all about the people that throw something on casually and then go clean the house while it plays in the other room.

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ItsNotA2Mer
12/30/24 12:03:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8a1d82e.jpg

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ai123
12/30/24 12:10:25 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Netflix wants creators to make sludge you just turn on as white noise in the background.
Netflix obviously thinks that those shows will do well. People won't need to think 'how am I supposed to follow this while posting and reading trash on social media?'

Equally obviously, we are all horrified because we don't think we are like that.

We'll see, I guess.

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philsov
12/30/24 12:12:24 PM
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it's an extension of the "cutaway to person talking about it as its happening" format popular in shows like the Office or Parks and Rec or plenty of competitive reality shows.

Which, I loathe, but the genre is already there in its infancy

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HylianFox
12/30/24 12:13:52 PM
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"Yup, that's me. I'll bet you're wondering how I got into this crazy situation..."

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bigblu89
12/30/24 12:14:36 PM
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The real life version of the joke:

Netflix needs a category called shows I can follow while scrolling through my phone

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VRX3000
12/30/24 12:15:03 PM
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Everyone making fun of this, realized thats what 80% of Shakespeare dialogue is. I bite my thumb at you, is literally describing what hes doing. And the reason Shakespeare did that was because the actors basically had no prep time. They would only have a portion of a script with their enter and exit lines to lower costs, so nobody knew the full play except Shakespeare. The dialogue was stage directions.

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creativeme
12/30/24 12:16:24 PM
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trying to market to background viewers? we do that we stuff we already seen a bunch of don't really care that much about following along too closely. like i mainly do that with youtube which i still use more than any other singular streaming service. i'm not gonna be like oh here's so new netflix show that's good to have on while i'm cleaning the house.

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CADE_FOSTER
12/30/24 12:19:45 PM
#27:


people watch passively now while playing games or on the phone this is why they want to do it
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Jerry_Hellyeah
12/30/24 12:23:21 PM
#28:


Looks like anime trash is sleeping well tonight

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HighSeraph
12/30/24 12:24:46 PM
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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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ReturnOfDevsman
12/30/24 12:27:51 PM
#30:


wanderingshade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE
First thing that came to my mind, too.

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JaiCSC
12/30/24 12:28:08 PM
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Well this isn't changing my mind but I have thought this for a good while now.

Netflix is being run by absolute cretins.

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Alucard188
12/30/24 12:31:27 PM
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Oh great. Pop up books for adults. Maybe stick to creating engaging content that people want to have their full attention on. If I want a podcast, I'll listen to a podcast.

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MrMolinaro
12/30/24 12:37:55 PM
#33:


Im reading a topic about a service to which I would never subscribe and leaving a snarky reply.
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Cheater87
12/30/24 12:41:01 PM
#34:


Audio description exists.

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Turbam
12/30/24 12:43:41 PM
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Ah yes, the oldest known way to make a story more interesting.
Tell, don't show.

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refmon
12/30/24 12:44:55 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Looks like anime trash is sleeping well tonight


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ReturnOfDevsman
12/30/24 2:25:55 PM
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It's not that far-fetched. Radio shows used to do this kind of thing all the time and it made perfect sense.

For example, if someone shoots at Superman, it goes something like this:

"Leave now or I'll shoot!"
"Do your worst!"
*bang bang bang*
"Huh? Why didn't you get hit?"
"Now you're going to tell me what I want to know or I'll bounce you off the ground just like those bullets bounce off my chest!"

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Ivynn
12/30/24 2:59:22 PM
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I really don't understand putting on a movie and then spending the entire time scrolling through social media on your phone.

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KainWind
12/30/24 3:01:46 PM
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Even if they did this, I'm not capable of following along if my full focus isn't on the movie/show.

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Nemu
12/30/24 3:05:24 PM
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Either mass brainrot is real or the data theyre collecting to inform these decisions is faulty. I cannot imagine the majority of their viewers actually turn it on as background noise.
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OzNarcissus
12/30/24 3:06:57 PM
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I want Netflix to go back to how they were when it was first introduced. I guess we're both going to be unhappy.

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NightRender
12/30/24 3:07:01 PM
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Does the 30 rewind button hurt their servers? You'd think getting 35 minutes of screen time for 30 minutes of content would improve their arbitrary KPIs.

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ironman2009
12/30/24 3:08:25 PM
#43:


charging $28.69 a month with ads for the commentary included? hell yeah brother

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specialkid8
12/30/24 3:09:56 PM
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Quibi bet the farm on "we're gonna build our business model on assuming our audience doesn't really want to watch our shows" and lost. Or I suppose won.

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Starks
12/30/24 3:11:08 PM
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I concur with the robot devil

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kirbymuncher
12/30/24 3:20:08 PM
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I read the full article linked in the tweet a few days ago, it's pretty interesting as long as you don't mind a bit of a read (it's long-ish)
https://www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/essays/casual-viewing/

neat look into how in many ways netflix somehow ended up turning into the sort of thing it was trying to replace

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K181
12/30/24 3:21:16 PM
#47:


wanderingshade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE

Was going to post this.

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Southernfatman
12/30/24 3:21:38 PM
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So basically?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnezI2hOXA

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The_Korey
12/30/24 3:22:40 PM
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People who have shows/movies on in the background should not be katered to. Not in a way that brings the overall quality down for people actually watching.

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StateofZen
12/30/24 3:23:09 PM
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I'm going to shitpost

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kirbymuncher
12/30/24 3:23:52 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
https://www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/essays/casual-viewing/

Netflixs views might look impressive on paper (even Sweet Girl, the TNM starring Jason Momoa as a vengeance-seeking survivalist whose MMA-trained daughter takes up his cause, was viewed 6.7 million times in the first half of 2024), but these figures remain a sham. To get to 6.7 million, Netflix first tallies the films viewing hours, the total amount of time that users have spent streaming the movie. Here, Netflix makes no distinction between users who watch Sweet Girl all the way through, those who watch less than two minutes, and those who watch just a few seconds thanks to autoplay, or skip around, or watch at 1.5x speed. All this distracted, piecemeal activity is rolled into Sweet Girls total viewing hours (12.3 million at last count), which the company then divides by the programs runtime (110 minutes, or 1.83 hours) to produce those 6.7 million views. According to Netflixs rubric, two users who watch the first half of Sweet Girl and close their laptops equal one full view as do 110 users who each watch a single minute.

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