Current Events > Your reaction: Your daughter is dating Johnny Bravo

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UnfairRepresent 10/30/24 7:22:01 PM #1:	Would you approve? - Results (17 votes) Yes 82.35% (14 votes) 14 No 17.65% (3 votes) 3 Your daughter Is coming over to introduce you to her new boyfriend as they are getting serious. "I can't wait for you to meet Johnny! He's unlike any other man I've ever met. I think you'll like him. Oh here he comes now!" she says excitedly. Then you look over and see a very tall barrel chested man in a black shirt with bulging biceps, scrawny legs squeezed inside cheap jeans, dark subglasses and ridiculous hair that could fight for England. He is walking towards you while carrying some bags. Well more like a swagger than a walk. "Hey Momma, you said you had nothing to wear to church or work and stuff so I got you some things. Don't worry, you can thank me anytime baby." he says to her, talking right through you as he hands her the bags of new clothes. He sounds like a dollar store Elvis. You notice they are all incredibly revealing/sexual outfits, bikinis or lingerie "Oh Johnny , you're so sweet." your daughter coos while taking the outfits into another room. "Yeah I know. I'm amazing. A modern marvel of man." Johnny says to no one in particular while adopting a series of ridiculous poses. "Don't worry big daddy, I know how to take care of a lady. I've lived with my momma for over 30 years." he says to you while combing his hair. Not even making eye contact with you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/7/AAZiH8AABy9x.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:982734355] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote> Would you approve? - Results (17 votes) Yes 82.35% (14 votes) 14 No 17.65% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form Your daughter Is coming over to introduce you to her new boyfriend as they are getting serious. "I can't wait for you to meet Johnny! He's unlike any other man I've ever met. I think you'll like him. Oh here he comes now!" she says excitedly. Then you look over and see a very tall barrel chested man in a black shirt with bulging biceps, scrawny legs squeezed inside cheap jeans, dark subglasses and ridiculous hair that could fight for England. He is walking towards you while carrying some bags. Well more like a swagger than a walk. "Hey Momma, you said you had nothing to wear to church or work and stuff so I got you some things. Don't worry, you can thank me anytime baby." he says to her, talking right through you as he hands her the bags of new clothes. He sounds like a dollar store Elvis. You notice they are all incredibly revealing/sexual outfits, bikinis or lingerie "Oh Johnny , you're so sweet." your daughter coos while taking the outfits into another room. "Yeah I know. I'm amazing. A modern marvel of man." Johnny says to no one in particular while adopting a series of ridiculous poses. "Don't worry big daddy, I know how to take care of a lady. I've lived with my momma for over 30 years." he says to you while combing his hair. Not even making eye contact with you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/7/AAZiH8AABy9x.jpg How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/30/24 7:23:53 PM #2:	Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Star Trek Prodigy is top tier Star Trek. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:982734380] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaitouace 10/30/24 7:26:11 PM #3:	Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered. --- "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." - Isaiah Bradley <cite>Kaitouace posted [p:982734417] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Storm_Shadow 10/30/24 7:28:06 PM #4:	Woah, mama! --- *If you treat people as equals, they start to think they ARE your equals.* http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1005-warhammer-40k <cite>Storm_Shadow posted [p:982734446] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Woah, mama!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 10/30/24 7:28:27 PM #5:	My reaction? "I have a daughter??" --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:982734453] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>My reaction? "I have a daughter??"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/30/24 7:32:59 PM #6:	Tell her to get with the better blonde egotistical giga Chad whos always wearing shades named Johnny https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a6ce1a80.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:982734519] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to get with the better blonde egotistical giga Chad whos always wearing shades named Johnny https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a6ce1a80.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/30/24 8:17:36 PM #7:	Kaitouace posted... learned to respect women when he was turned into one OF course this is a thing --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:982735203] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>learned to respect women when he was turned into one</quote>OF course this is a thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/30/24 8:27:18 PM #8:	creativerealms posted... Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him. <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:982735366] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/30/24 8:27:20 PM #9:	Kaitouace posted... Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered. Forgot the lesson the second he turned back. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Star Trek Prodigy is top tier Star Trek. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:982735367] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered.</quote>Forgot the lesson the second he turned back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 10/30/24 8:34:39 PM #10:	Kaitouace posted... Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered. This. Didn't know he got turned into a woman, lol. --- Time is a funny thing, you know? I guess in the big picture of my life, you were only a blip. But oftentimes, those "blips" make the biggest impacts. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:982735471] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>Johnny wouldn't be buying women lingerie. He's a dunce but generally a nice guy who loves his mom. And he actually learned to respect women when he was turned into one. He's actually pretty cool all things considered.</quote>This. Didn't know he got turned into a woman, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Newave 10/31/24 6:31:23 AM #12:	my daughter is lesbian but if she wants to date Johnny Bravo I have no issues with that --- Kill the legs first, that's an ironclad battle tactic! <cite>Newave posted [p:982739953] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>my daughter is lesbian but if she wants to date Johnny Bravo I have no issues with that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 10/31/24 6:33:36 AM #13:	Of course I don't approve. He's obviously cheating on Samurai Jack. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:982739962] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Of course I don't approve. He's obviously cheating on Samurai Jack.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidEngel 10/31/24 6:59:23 AM #14:	creativerealms posted... Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him. It happened the time he found that werewolf --- I am a super sandwich! http://www.last.fm/user/ToxicOrochi <cite>MorbidEngel posted [p:982740095] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>Johnny found a woman who actually likes him? Good for him.</quote>It happened the time he found that werewolf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/31/24 7:00:36 AM #15:	Newave posted... my daughter is lesbian I don't think that ever stopped Johnny --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:982740099] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Newave posted... </cite><quote>my daughter is lesbian</quote>I don't think that ever stopped Johnny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baron_Ox 10/31/24 8:43:11 PM #16:	https://streamable.com/dj8bff --- "I could never encapsulate all my cosmicality on my own." - mr. MFN eXquire. https://imgur.com/4CDGncR <cite>Baron_Ox posted [p:982749519] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>https://streamable.com/dj8bff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/01/24 8:58:54 PM #17:	Baron_Ox posted... https://streamable.com/dj8bff I feel like that guy would get shot pretty fast if he was real :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:982764094] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Baron_Ox posted... </cite><quote>https://streamable.com/dj8bff</quote>I feel like that guy would get shot pretty fast if he was real :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kingmuscle131 11/01/24 10:31:46 PM #18:	Id be fine with it. Johnny was found to be a good loyal bf when cartoon network got him together with velma so said daughter would be fine. --- Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night~Frank Sinatra <cite>Kingmuscle131 posted [p:982764921] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>Id be fine with it. Johnny was found to be a good loyal bf when cartoon network got him together with velma so said daughter would be fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RasterGraphic 11/01/24 10:43:31 PM #19:	I don't think Johnny Bravo was anywhere as problematic as a lot of people remember. The show itself often made it clear he's a moron and would often use his treatment of women to get that point across. The show worked because it made it clear that he's a selfish, stupid, and self-absorbed weirdo, but not outright evil. I think I would be confused why she's dating an idiot more than anything. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry <cite>RasterGraphic posted [p:982765009] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>I don't think Johnny Bravo was anywhere as problematic as a lot of people remember. The show itself often made it clear he's a moron and would often use his treatment of women to get that point across. The show worked because it made it clear that he's a selfish, stupid, and self-absorbed weirdo, but not outright evil.I think I would be confused why she's dating an idiot more than anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/01/24 11:02:26 PM #20:	MorbidEngel posted... It happened the time he found that werewolf And a deer. Johnny could pull furries. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:982765193] in Your react... [t:80875424]...</cite> <quote>MorbidEngel posted... </cite><quote>It happened the time he found that werewolf</quote>And a deer.Johnny could pull furries.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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