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ultimate_reaver
09/10/24 3:37:08 PM
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Whats your next move?

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pegusus123456
09/10/24 3:37:52 PM
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Iron Reaver Soul Stealer

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voldothegr8
09/10/24 3:38:25 PM
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In public? Sacrificial sock.

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Kurt_Russel
09/10/24 3:39:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/35b65413.jpg

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neccis
09/10/24 3:40:58 PM
#5:


I wear adult depends. I can't be bothered with all the pesky occurrences so I'm good to go.

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DuneMan
09/10/24 4:03:32 PM
#6:


At home? Time to turn the shower into a bidet.
In public? Time to turn into a stall raider. Barring that, goodby paper towels. Barring that... Uh... Emergency situation!

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SuperShake666
09/10/24 4:05:23 PM
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Imagine not having a bidet.

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Nota214
09/10/24 4:06:35 PM
#8:


ultimate_reaver posted...
Whats your next move?
Probably to finish first. It would be real awkward to walk around with a log dangling.
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The_Popo
09/10/24 4:12:25 PM
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You know how dogs will scoot their butts across the rug?

Hell yeah.

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rick_alverado
09/10/24 4:15:53 PM
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The number of things that would have to go wrong to reach that point means I would need to to be seriously rethinking my life.
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ultimate_reaver
09/10/24 5:41:16 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
The number of things that would have to go wrong to reach that point means I would need to to be seriously rethinking my life.

  1. forget to buy toilet paper
  2. forget to glance at the toilet paper when you sit down
that's a whole two things dude....

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HighSeraph
09/10/24 5:41:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b0b9de27.jpg

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rick_alverado
09/10/24 5:56:38 PM
#13:


ultimate_reaver posted...
1. forget to buy toilet paper
2. forget to glance at the toilet paper when you sit down
that's a whole two things dude....

I purchase toilet paper well in advance precisely to avoid this sort of situation. So that number 1 of yours would be multiple numbers.
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gamepimp12
09/10/24 6:08:13 PM
#15:


Im not using a public toilet with no toilet paper

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GenesisReturns
09/10/24 6:20:31 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
Imagine not having a bidet.

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Guide
09/10/24 6:22:31 PM
#17:


rick_alverado posted...
I purchase toilet paper well in advance precisely to avoid this sort of situation. So that number 1 of yours would be multiple numbers.


Or just "forget to put toiler paper from storage to bathroom"

in which case, the Waddle of Shame occurs

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Nirvanas_Nox
09/10/24 6:23:03 PM
#18:


Use the bidet or just hop in the shower.

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Mistere_Man
09/10/24 6:24:21 PM
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This is why you should always carry three sea shells with you.

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MartavisBryant
09/10/24 7:22:09 PM
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I have two perfectly good hands

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thronedfire2
09/10/24 7:22:52 PM
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I take a new roll from the cabinet

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HylianFox
09/10/24 7:25:35 PM
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If I'm at home, wet my hand in the sink and wipe with that

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ClayGuida
09/10/24 7:27:36 PM
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Thankfully my washer/dryer are in my bathroom, and the shelves above it are where I store my paper towels and toiler paper, so I sorta crab walk forward 4 feet and grab a roll.

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bsp77
09/10/24 7:31:14 PM
#24:


Guide posted...
Or just "forget to put toiler paper from storage to bathroom"
Yep, most common occurrence. Luckily my wife usually always makes sure there is an extra in both bathrooms. Personally, I am inept.

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UnfairRepresent
09/10/24 8:01:17 PM
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I'll get some more from the storage cupboard

How much do you have to shit to completely run out of TP?

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GeraldDarko
09/10/24 8:05:03 PM
#26:


When you're sitting on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
Use your hand

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R1masher
09/10/24 8:07:11 PM
#27:


Toothbrush

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kingdrake2
09/10/24 8:11:04 PM
#28:


neccis posted...
I wear adult depends.


charlie fortner ripped hank over what he did over that.

threatened him with taking his job if he continued the propaniacs

on topic, taking a shower to clean self is the option i would never #2 in a public restroom. couple of days ago i really had to go but i held it in.

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voldothegr8
09/10/24 8:25:34 PM
#29:


kingdrake2 posted...


on topic, taking a shower to clean self is the option i would never #2 in a public restroom. couple of days ago i really had to go but i held it in.
There will come a time you have no other choice, shit pants or public toilet.

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divot1338
09/10/24 8:29:25 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2703982d.jpg

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YugiNoob
09/10/24 8:32:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d134360.jpg

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Chadawah
09/10/24 8:33:37 PM
#32:


ultimate_reaver posted...
Whats your next move?
Halfway through? Keep pooping. Might as well...

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argonautweakend
09/10/24 8:34:53 PM
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I did this once in school. No TP anywhere. I had to waddle down to the next bathroom, thank fuck nobody saw me in the halls. This isn't a big deal but all it takes is one kid to go "OMG ARGO SHIT HIS PANTS OMG" and then forever you are known as shit pants kid, and not just the kid who took a crap with no TP in sight.

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Chadawah
09/10/24 8:34:54 PM
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And as much as I would hate it, jump it the shower. At least I'm not a shower stomper.

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DrizztLink
09/10/24 8:37:29 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d134360.jpg
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YugiNoob
09/10/24 8:41:01 PM
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But far more adorable :3

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kingdrake2
09/10/24 9:11:54 PM
#38:


voldothegr8 posted...
There will come a time you have no other choice, shit pants


i have had that happen before but that was on a walk with my dog, had to wait 10-15 minutes to clean myself up.

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W_S_C_M
09/10/24 11:04:53 PM
#39:


Push it back in and grab some tp, then proceed.

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samsungsalt
09/10/24 11:08:38 PM
#40:


Ive always used those sheet paper seat covers if that happens to me, otherwise, it was nice knowing you, Fruit of the Loom boxers

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MartavisBryant
09/10/24 11:21:24 PM
#41:


argonautweakend posted...
I did this once in school. No TP anywhere. I had to waddle down to the next bathroom, thank fuck nobody saw me in the halls. This isn't a big deal but all it takes is one kid to go "OMG ARGO SHIT HIS PANTS OMG" and then forever you are known as shit pants kid, and not just the kid who took a crap with no TP in sight.
I'm imagining the security camera footage

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Cassie
09/10/24 11:23:21 PM
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41 posts in and no one has brought up the three seashells.

yall slackin.

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GundamFanT
09/10/24 11:56:17 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c9968f54.jpg

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Mistere_Man
09/11/24 8:14:08 AM
#44:


Cassie posted...
41 posts in and no one has brought up the three seashells.

yall slackin.

Post 19 if you can see it.

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Cassie
09/11/24 1:10:47 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Post 19 if you can see it.


yup there it is. I didnt see it. Good man.

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texanfan27
09/11/24 1:25:52 PM
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Finish, then hope an adventurer gives me paper so I can give them a piece of heart

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Dancedreamer
09/11/24 1:40:32 PM
#48:


Get a new roll from under the sink

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masterpug53
09/11/24 1:42:28 PM
#49:


Suck it back in with my superior sphincter control and find another bathroom.

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C_Pain
09/11/24 3:18:54 PM
#50:


It's happened to me. I'll use paper towels if available.

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Cheater87
09/11/24 3:20:32 PM
#51:


Bidet and blower.

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Auto_Chrisbot
09/12/24 1:41:57 AM
#52:


I always bring some of my own TP whenever I leave home. I don't trust other people when using a public or work toilet's TP. People are nasty.

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