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BrohammedAli 08/21/24 4:09:24 AM #1:	Do you take it? - Results (15 votes) Yes, for the full amount. 60% (9 votes) 9 Yes, for the reduced sum. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 No. 13.33% (2 votes) 2 You must wear a green ribbon around your neck at all times. Should you or anyone else untie this ribbon, your head will promptly fall off. You will not be dead, just headless. You theoretically can reattach your head by fumbling around and picking it up and retying it, but I imagine this will be difficult without having a head on your shoulders. For a reduced sum of $20 million, you can substitute the green ribbon for a sweet bolo tie. The bolo tie will obviously not have the same tension around your neck, but will still afifx your head to your shoulders (which will promptly fall off should you remove the bolo tie) --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981800175] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote> Do you take it? - Results (15 votes) Yes, for the full amount. 60% (9 votes) 9 Yes, for the reduced sum. 26.67% (4 votes) 4 No. 13.33% (2 votes) 2 Show Voting Form You must wear a green ribbon around your neck at all times. Should you or anyone else untie this ribbon, your head will promptly fall off. You will not be dead, just headless. You theoretically can reattach your head by fumbling around and picking it up and retying it, but I imagine this will be difficult without having a head on your shoulders.For a reduced sum of $20 million, you can substitute the green ribbon for a sweet bolo tie. The bolo tie will obviously not have the same tension around your neck, but will still afifx your head to your shoulders (which will promptly fall off should you remove the bolo tie)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 08/21/24 4:13:24 AM #2:	Do you lose the money if it gets untied? --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:981800193] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Do you lose the money if it gets untied?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 08/21/24 4:14:01 AM #3:	What if my head falls off while I'm on a roller coaster? I will vote No because there are probably a ton of situations where a fallen head becomes unrecoverable. --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Oldschool Runescape. He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:981800196] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>What if my head falls off while I'm on a roller coaster? I will vote No because there are probably a ton of situations where a fallen head becomes unrecoverable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 4:15:40 AM #4:	bnui_ransder posted... Do you lose the money if it gets untied? No you'd keep the money. Ratchetrockon posted... What if my head falls off while I'm on a roller coaster? I will vote No because there are probably a ton of situations where a fallen head becomes unrecoverable. If the ribbon would come off, your head's gonna fall where your head's gonna fall. Someone might turn it in to the lost-and-found. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981800203] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>bnui_ransder posted... </cite><quote>Do you lose the money if it gets untied?</quote>No you'd keep the money.Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>What if my head falls off while I'm on a roller coaster? I will vote No because there are probably a ton of situations where a fallen head becomes unrecoverable.</quote>If the ribbon would come off, your head's gonna fall where your head's gonna fall. Someone might turn it in to the lost-and-found.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/21/24 4:51:07 AM #5:	Just call me Abe Simpson :3 Also does it hurt when your head comes off? You could have the best Halloween costume ever. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981800314] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Just call me Abe Simpson :3Also does it hurt when your head comes off? You could have the best Halloween costume ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 4:55:54 AM #6:	YugiNoob posted... Just call me Abe Simpson :3 Also does it hurt when your head comes off? You could have the best Halloween costume ever. The actual act of your head falling off doesn't hurt. However, your head still feels pain. So, for example, if you were walking along minding your own business and someone decided to pull a rib on you and pulled off your ribbon/bolo tie and your head fell off in front of you and rolled down your leg and you kicked it in the middle of your stride and then it went into a crowd of people just walking and then they all kicked it as well because they didn't notice your head was there because you live in the city and people try to ignore their surroundings and that just went on for awhile with the crowd just casually kicking around your head as they walk about their day until eventually your head comes to a rest outside of a crowd, you'd feel that. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981800335] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>Just call me Abe Simpson :3Also does it hurt when your head comes off? You could have the best Halloween costume ever.</quote>The actual act of your head falling off doesn't hurt.However, your head still feels pain. So, for example, if you were walking along minding your own business and someone decided to pull a rib on you and pulled off your ribbon/bolo tie and your head fell off in front of you and rolled down your leg and you kicked it in the middle of your stride and then it went into a crowd of people just walking and then they all kicked it as well because they didn't notice your head was there because you live in the city and people try to ignore their surroundings and that just went on for awhile with the crowd just casually kicking around your head as they walk about their day until eventually your head comes to a rest outside of a crowd, you'd feel that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/21/24 4:59:06 AM #7:	Then that's a great deal :D --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981800345] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Then that's a great deal :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeltraT 08/21/24 5:14:27 AM #8:	BrohammedAli posted... The actual act of your head falling off doesn't hurt. However, your head still feels pain. Not gonna lie, but becoming some kind of Dullahan sounds like a extra feature. Assuming that it's truly some magical force, allowing me to breath and eat normaly, and I'm not bleeding out from the part where neck and head is supposed to be connected. How is the intersection going to look? Can I actually see the inside of my throat when my head is seperated? <cite>MeltraT posted [p:981800408] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>BrohammedAli posted... </cite><quote>The actual act of your head falling off doesn't hurt.However, your head still feels pain. </quote>Not gonna lie, but becoming some kind of Dullahan sounds like a extra feature.Assuming that it's truly some magical force, allowing me to breath and eat normaly, and I'm not bleeding out from the part where neck and head is supposed to be connected.How is the intersection going to look? Can I actually see the inside of my throat when my head is seperated?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 5:18:20 AM #9:	MeltraT posted... Not gonna lie, but becoming some kind of Dullahan sounds like a extra feature. Assuming that it's truly some magical force, allowing me to breath and eat normaly, and I'm not bleeding out from the part where neck and head is supposed to be connected. How is the intersection going to look? Can I actually see the inside of my throat when my head is seperated? It will just be a nub; like if you popped the head off a Barbie. The magical force respects and honors the medical community, and does not want to put any doctor out of work by giving you the ability to see down your throat. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981800424] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>MeltraT posted... </cite><quote>Not gonna lie, but becoming some kind of Dullahan sounds like a extra feature.Assuming that it's truly some magical force, allowing me to breath and eat normaly, and I'm not bleeding out from the part where neck and head is supposed to be connected.How is the intersection going to look? Can I actually see the inside of my throat when my head is seperated?</quote>It will just be a nub; like if you popped the head off a Barbie.The magical force respects and honors the medical community, and does not want to put any doctor out of work by giving you the ability to see down your throat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/21/24 6:02:11 AM #10:	So money and... self fellatio? --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:981800581] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>So money and... self fellatio?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeltraT 08/21/24 6:04:07 AM #11:	BrohammedAli posted... It will just be a nub; like if you popped the head off a Barbie. The magical force respects and honors the medical community, and does not want to put any doctor out of work by giving you the ability to see down your throat. Yeah, make me Dullahan. Oh, wait, there are also 50 million dollars? Yeah, give me the money too. <cite>MeltraT posted [p:981800589] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>BrohammedAli posted... </cite><quote>It will just be a nub; like if you popped the head off a Barbie.The magical force respects and honors the medical community, and does not want to put any doctor out of work by giving you the ability to see down your throat.</quote>Yeah, make me Dullahan.Oh, wait, there are also 50 million dollars?Yeah, give me the money too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/21/24 6:07:50 AM #12:	The_Korey posted... So money and... self fellatio? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1fcbc245.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981800602] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>So money and... self fellatio?</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1fcbc245.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 08/21/24 6:08:27 AM #13:	I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money. Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one. --- Hi. Just to let everyone know I am a man. My user name is after my 2 favourite video game women Lara Croft and Cassandra Alexandra from Soul Calibur. <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:981800606] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money.Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dalthine 08/21/24 6:31:43 AM #14:	Enough money to retire on, and I get a low tier super power? Time to invest in some turtlenecks I guess. <cite>Dalthine posted [p:981800712] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Enough money to retire on, and I get a low tier super power? Time to invest in some turtlenecks I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 08/21/24 6:33:12 AM #15:	BrohammedAli posted... No you'd keep the money. I'll take the full amount --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:981800722] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>BrohammedAli posted... </cite><quote>No you'd keep the money.</quote>I'll take the full amount </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 08/21/24 6:33:54 AM #16:	CassandraCroft posted... I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money. Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one. It's a fairy tale reference. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:981800728] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>CassandraCroft posted... </cite><quote>I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money.Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one.</quote>It's a fairy tale reference.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BDSMKane 08/21/24 7:04:50 AM #17:	I would take it, but watching a Lovecraft inspired movie right now that makes the deal seem all sorts of wrong. --- No matter our origin, we are all one family, we all share one planet, and we all need to feel loved and accepted. We are more alike than different. <cite>BDSMKane posted [p:981800888] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>I would take it, but watching a Lovecraft inspired movie right now that makes the deal seem all sorts of wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 08/21/24 8:10:15 AM #18:	https://youtube.com/shorts/PUkFU0MX1As?si=qGbVBcl-B_n671vQ --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:981801332] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>https://youtube.com/shorts/PUkFU0MX1As?si=qGbVBcl-B_n671vQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 9:18:03 AM #19:	CassandraCroft posted... I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money. Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one. oh Im sorry that this magical deal isnt perfect for you and requires sacrifice --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981801897] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>CassandraCroft posted... </cite><quote>I wouldn't wear that hideous colour green for any amount of money.Why green? Millions of colours out there and you pick the worst one.</quote>oh Im sorry that this magical deal isnt perfect for you and requires sacrifice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/21/24 9:18:37 AM #20:	I'm sucking it. Wait...I didn't read the OP... --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:981801905] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>I'm sucking it.Wait...I didn't read the OP...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 08/21/24 6:07:19 PM #21:	Can I attach my head to something else if it falls off? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pvf3yBnk7E --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:981808410] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Can I attach my head to something else if it falls off?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pvf3yBnk7E</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 08/21/24 6:19:34 PM #22:	$50 million and a detachable head? Sign me up baby!!! With that sort of money I could totally have a low profile, secure attachment system of some sort designed and implanted. Keeping me from losing my head should the ribbon unexpectedly become untied. --- It's not a war crime the first time. <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:981808537] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>$50 million and a detachable head? Sign me up baby!!!With that sort of money I could totally have a low profile, secure attachment system of some sort designed and implanted. Keeping me from losing my head should the ribbon unexpectedly become untied. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 6:28:54 PM #23:	Tom_Joad posted... Can I attach my head to something else if it falls off? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pvf3yBnk7E i mean if you can figure out how to do with without having a head on you body, sure. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981808637] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>Tom_Joad posted... </cite><quote>Can I attach my head to something else if it falls off?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pvf3yBnk7E</quote>i mean if you can figure out how to do with without having a head on you body, sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 08/21/24 6:39:54 PM #24:	I assume if my head falls off, it will hurt/get concussed/get injured as relevant. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:981808749] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>I assume if my head falls off, it will hurt/get concussed/get injured as relevant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 7:03:33 PM #25:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... I assume if my head falls off, it will hurt/get concussed/get injured as relevant. yes. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981809021] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I assume if my head falls off, it will hurt/get concussed/get injured as relevant.</quote>yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 08/21/24 7:11:01 PM #26:	full money --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:981809094] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>full money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 08/21/24 9:24:34 PM #27:	I remain conscious and still in control of my body? Both still respond normally to stimuli? Like if I sat on something hot, I would feel that pain? If I vomit while detached, does it all just spray from my neck stump? That could be fun. --- "Together there are more of US!!" <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:981810676] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>I remain conscious and still in control of my body? Both still respond normally to stimuli? Like if I sat on something hot, I would feel that pain? If I vomit while detached, does it all just spray from my neck stump? That could be fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BrohammedAli 08/21/24 10:05:06 PM #28:	TentacleDemon posted... I remain conscious and still in control of my body? Both still respond normally to stimuli? Like if I sat on something hot, I would feel that pain? If I vomit while detached, does it all just spray from my neck stump? That could be fun. The vomit comes from your mouth. Everyone knows that. --- https://www.discogs.com/user/Nocoasts <cite>BrohammedAli posted [p:981811131] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>TentacleDemon posted... </cite><quote>I remain conscious and still in control of my body? Both still respond normally to stimuli? Like if I sat on something hot, I would feel that pain? If I vomit while detached, does it all just spray from my neck stump? That could be fun.</quote>The vomit comes from your mouth. Everyone knows that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 08/22/24 1:01:21 PM #29:	BrohammedAli posted... i mean if you can figure out how to do with without having a head on you body, sure. Deal! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:981817620] in $50 millio... [t:80832102]...</cite> <quote>BrohammedAli posted... </cite><quote>i mean if you can figure out how to do with without having a head on you body, sure.</quote>Deal!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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