Current Events > $10000 or the ability make anyone violently shit themselves

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is there a range on the power? can i just wait until someone is live on TV, be thousands of miles away, and force them to shit themselves?

KnightofShikari posted...

is there a range on the power?

Nope, you simply have to envision the person you want to make shit themself and it happens

Bestow magical powers unto me, comrade.

I could make more than 10k with that power.

I'd probably only use said power against a former President and chances are he's already shitting his diaper on the hour so it seems like a waste of a power.

Can I preemptively do it?

Like "Trump, Thomas, Alito, Trump, Thomas, Alito... repeat forever"

The power would be very useful.

HighSeraph posted...

Nope, you simply have to envision the person you want to make shit themself and it happens

I'm gonna make some weird sports outcomes happen.

Give me the power now please.

Trump will now be on the shitter forever.

Do you think I would get in legal trouble for making Trump step down from running for office if he doesn't want to shit himself to the point where his health fails?

Surely they couldn't actually prove this power is mine, legally right?

With this power Imma make Trump shit himself live during the next debate and at every rally or interview.

Power please

a certain former president if i had this power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxxcIU5OhQs

Imagine making Taylor swift shit herself during a show

The only time I'll pay attention to a Trump rally.

The money. No chance I could ever purposely hurt someone.

$10k or the ability to work as the greatest assassin ever?

Please, no real choice here.

Am I allowed to use the power to make money? I could sell shit hits on people's enemies. "For $500, I'll make your ex shit their pants on their commute/at an interview/at their wedding."

Piggy Piggy Piggy!
Just kidding, honestly I'd probably get bored after a while.

The power. Make Trump loudly, audibly, violently, and visibly shit himself on live television during the next debate, overshadowing everything else that happens there. Maybe even make it last for the entire planned length of the debate, or have him lose a few bones in the process. Then make it happen every single day that he dares show his wretched face in public.

The latter, por favor. After all, it would be hilarious to watch some of the YouTube streamers I dont particularly care for suddenly forget all about being potty-trained while on camera for all their fans to see.

SpawnShadow posted...

The power. Make Trump loudly, audibly, violently, and visibly shit himself on live television during the next debate, overshadowing everything else that happens there. Maybe even make it last for the entire planned length of the debate, or have him lose a few bones in the process. Then make it happen every single day that he dares show his wretched face in public.

Why wait for the next debate when you could perform it once every hour until the debate and onwards? I'd friggin set my alarm to go off every 60 minutes, even during the night and losing sleep, just to do that.

HighSeraph posted...

The only limitation to the power is a 1 hour cooldown

That's more than enough.

I will go for the money. The ability will get boring after a while.

HighSeraph posted...

Nope, you simply have to envision the person you want to make shit themself and it happens

What happens if I attempt to make a dead or fictional person shit themself?

Also, does it work on animals? If not, would it work on aliens of comparable intelligence to humans?

GeraldDarko posted...

I could make more than 10k with that power.

Fuck the money I'd pay 10k for this power

Give me the power. The Christo-fascists on the USSC eroding our nation will never have another peaceful day. I'll straight set permanent alarms on my phone to ensure this.

They should make a version of Death Note thats this

SirRobX posted...

They should make a version of Death Note thats this

Guy picks a dirt covered book

"D---- Note"

Gets all excited

Runs home, scrubs off dirt

"Diarrhea Note"

GeminiDeus posted...

Why wait for the next debate when you could perform it once every hour until the debate and onwards? I'd friggin set my alarm to go off every 60 minutes, even during the night and losing sleep, just to do that.

Ah. I misread it and thought it said one day, not one hour. Then yeah, I'm going to make Trump (and whoever's unlucky enough to get diaper duty) miserable every hour on the hour. Or maybe I'll spread out the targets, and have it hit Trump, the six SCROTUS Injustices, and five other fascist bastards twice a day.

That said, I think I'll wait for the debate to make one that big and noticeable by the general public. That way, it'll catch them completely off-guard and they won't have had time to get used to witnessing Trump's bowels impossibly overflow, thus ensuring that Biden's bad performance at the last debate will quickly become a distant memory.

SirRobX posted...

They should make a version of Death Note thats this

Five bucks says that some fetishy weirdo has already done a fanfic with this premise.

I voted the money but that might he have been shortsighted

2Pacavelli posted...

I voted the money but that might he have been shortsighted

It's always a little surprising to me just how little value people here put on LITERAL MAGIC

It could be a fucking useless power like levitating 2 inches off the ground and I'd still take it because you can't fucking buy magic.

Struggling to figure out how to make money from the shitting power other than "hey I bet you money that person X shits themselves exactly at Y time" but I'll still take the power in hopes of figuring something out

That's too much power.

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

With this power Imma make Trump shit himself live during the next debate and at every rally or interview.

He very audibly shit himself during the last debate.

Power easy

I guess the power only because that's not very much money.

HighSeraph posted...

Nope, you simply have to envision the person you want to make shit themself and it happens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c00b35ff.jpg

Time to start making republicans shit themselves during public appearances.

DarthDemented posted...

He very audibly shit himself during the last debate.

He needs to visibly shit himself. And I don't mean that his Depends swell about an inch or two. I mean mounds of feces spilling out onto the debate floor, plain for everyone to see and impossible for anyone to deny.

GeminiDeus posted...

Why wait for the next debate when you could perform it once every hour until the debate and onwards? I'd friggin set my alarm to go off every 60 minutes, even during the night and losing sleep, just to do that.

Then he'd stop making public appearances. The key is to wait until he's speaking publicly where it can actually humiliate him. Then wait it out so he thinks it's safe until his next public appearance when you can do it again. Once it's clear that he'll never show his face again, then you can start spamming it.

Unless your goal from the start is to just destroy his health. Then spam away.

Hambo posted...

Then he'd stop making public appearances. The key is to wait until he's speaking publicly where it can actually humiliate him. Then wait it out so he thinks it's safe until his next public appearance when you can do it again. Once it's clear that he'll never show his face again, then you can start spamming it.

Unless your goal from the start is to just destroy his health. Then spam away.

Yeah, nah, I don't need to actually see the results after the first time when I know it's happening. Of course, it would be smart to not always do it every 60 minutes, since it would be anticipated after the first few times.

I vividly remember this poll from several months ago

money tho I guess

Give me the power of the brown noise