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gna647
06/26/24 12:56:43 PM
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Like have you ever met a chick on a dating app that you start seeing and are banging?

and she has that one friend zoned fat friend that obviously likes her. Those guys suck lmao.
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Persona
06/26/24 12:58:55 PM
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weird issue to have more than once, I guess your type is their type?

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trappedunderice
06/26/24 12:59:20 PM
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Cheese drinking
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MorbidFaithless
06/26/24 12:59:22 PM
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Seek help

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Baron_Ox
06/26/24 12:59:27 PM
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maybe he's actually into you and gets in the way because he's jealous of her

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Crimson_Corsair
06/26/24 12:59:32 PM
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Is TC okay?

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AceMos
06/26/24 12:59:40 PM
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what

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NoxObscuras
06/26/24 12:59:57 PM
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I've definitely encountered the friend that clearly wants to sleep with her. Not always a fat guy though. Seems kind of weird to be that specific about it.

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lcampoy
06/26/24 1:00:50 PM
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Why are you jealous of us?

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NightRender
06/26/24 1:02:18 PM
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Jokes on you. I'm a super skinny orbiter.

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BalanceLost
06/26/24 1:05:20 PM
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AceMos posted...
what


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ironman2009
06/26/24 1:09:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2e925ec7.jpg

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Jiek_Fafn
06/26/24 1:12:46 PM
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I've only encountered this once, but dude was immediately trying to sleep with any woman he met. He was the type of guy to cat call women as they put away their groceries in the store parking lot. Mad respect

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LinkDaLunatic
06/26/24 1:13:56 PM
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Crisco bathing

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Umbreon
06/26/24 1:14:04 PM
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Feel like if you're actually sleeping with the woman, one of her male friends wouldn't bother you like this.

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1234Life
06/26/24 1:15:04 PM
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Yeah I know what you mean. And then you dump her and she gets drunk at a house party and the fat friend confesses his love for her and she realizes that hes what shes been looking for this whole time. And then you come in drunk and cocky thinking youre all hot shit and try rubbing it in her face that you dumped her and that shell never find anybody as great as you and she drops the I think I did though on you. Theyre the worst!
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Krojen
06/26/24 1:15:17 PM
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Man this is specific.

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hmnut7
06/26/24 1:18:11 PM
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gna647 posted...
Like have you ever met a chick on a dating app that you start seeing and are banging?
Sorry, after clarifying that I'm banging her, I lose any interest in what other guys who aren't banging her are doing.

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NoxObscuras
06/26/24 1:35:15 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Oh no, I don't mean just baseless assumptions. Like with my ex, she befriended this guy at her college and he was going out of his way to be super nice to her. Treating her to lunch, walking her home every day after classes even though it was way out of his way, etc. He basically followed her around like a lost puppy. As soon as she started telling me about how nice he was to her, I knew exactly what he was trying to do. And she did end up cheating on me with him.

My current gf has guy friends too, but I get zero bad vibes from them. Completely different dynamic.

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UndefeatedGOAT
06/26/24 1:36:10 PM
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Persona posted...
weird issue to have more than once, I guess your type is their type?

his type: our generation

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WingsOfGood
06/26/24 2:04:54 PM
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Plot twst

They are banging her too and made a thread about tc being the annoying fat friend
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rexcrk
06/26/24 2:07:58 PM
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gna647 posted...
Those guys suck lmao.
How so?

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Jaguar34
06/26/24 2:16:23 PM
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I am that guy with three women I'm close to.

I'm an only child with a sister complex so it's cool having women in your life in a non-romantic way

Real question are YOU hitting that? Once that happens, I just give homie all the requisite information and pat him on the shoulder. She's your problem now, dude!

Long story short if you're truly serious with the woman that guy will either disappear, excuse himself, or support you and ask to be invited to the wedding after a vetting process. I'm the 3rd. Once they get married off I certainly won't hang with them as often as I do now.

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NoxObscuras
06/26/24 2:20:16 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's fine lol. In retrospect that guy did me a favor. My current relationship is so much better, it's like night and day.

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Akuryu
06/26/24 2:21:30 PM
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You sound threatened.
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Sayoria
06/26/24 2:21:47 PM
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Salad dodging

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Robot2600
06/26/24 3:04:46 PM
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this topic be wild

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KINDERFELD
06/26/24 3:08:33 PM
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You can tell who the fat posters are in here.
Lmao


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UnfairRepresent
06/26/24 3:09:56 PM
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Crimson_Corsair posted...
Is TC okay?


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Anony1125
06/26/24 3:11:02 PM
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1234Life posted...
Yeah I know what you mean. And then you dump her and she gets drunk at a house party and the fat friend confesses his love for her and she realizes that hes what shes been looking for this whole time. And then you come in drunk and cocky thinking youre all hot shit and try rubbing it in her face that you dumped her and that shell never find anybody as great as you and she drops the I think I did though on you. Theyre the worst!
Every. Fucking. Time. I'm so sick of it.

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UndefeatedGOAT
06/26/24 3:12:07 PM
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You cand dm me if you want tc, this thread will just be people pretending they were never jealous
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/26/24 3:13:24 PM
#34:


Plot twist: TC is wanting to know what his crushes BF thinks of him

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UndefeatedGOAT
06/26/24 3:15:38 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Plot twist: TC is wanting to know what his crushes BF thinks of him

havent we all been the fat guy at some point
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MobileProphet
06/26/24 3:15:50 PM
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The friend wasn't fat in my case, but what was hilarious was he was a forever alone type of dude. Hadn't had a girlfriend in years and lived with this girl who was his best friend that he was obviously in love with too. She would say she's a lesbian yet she has a kid that the friend babysits for her is her godfather. Whenever her and her girlfriend would fight she would go get fucked by dudes lol. Then he was so frustrated not being one of those dudes that he caved and screwed her girlfriend of 5 years. When she found out she was mad as hell, but ended up forgiving him because he was such a good friend.

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projectpat72988
06/26/24 3:16:38 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Marrying her and her last partner?
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1234Life
06/26/24 3:17:35 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
havent we all been the fat guy at some point

Maybe the real fat guys are the friends weve made along the way
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Robot2600
06/26/24 3:18:49 PM
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dude's in a throuple marriage seems obvi

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Rai_Jin
06/26/24 3:19:46 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
The friend wasn't fat in my case, but what was hilarious was he was a forever alone type of dude. Hadn't had a girlfriend in years and lived with this girl who was his best friend that he was obviously in love with too. She would say she's a lesbian yet she has a kid that the friend babysits for her is her godfather. Whenever her and her girlfriend would fight she would go get fucked by dudes lol. Then he was so frustrated not being one of those dudes that he caved and screwed her girlfriend of 5 years. When she found out she was mad as hell, but ended up forgiving him because he was such a good friend.

were you in the picture somewhere?

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UndefeatedGOAT
06/26/24 3:21:49 PM
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1234Life posted...
Maybe the real fat guys are the friends weve made along the way

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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Southernfatman
06/26/24 3:25:15 PM
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Why they got to be fat?

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KINDERFELD
06/26/24 3:28:15 PM
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Lmao getting modded for that post.
Hilarious!!!


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KINDERFELD
06/26/24 3:29:59 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Why they got to be fat?

You can't call a spade a spade anymore.
It's a black leaf.

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Prestoff
06/26/24 3:31:24 PM
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This seems like a very specific problem that I'm pretty sure most people never had.

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NoxObscuras
06/26/24 3:42:46 PM
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projectpat72988 posted...
Marrying her and her last partner?
I assume he means that he officiated the wedding for them.

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Umbreon
06/26/24 3:45:56 PM
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Calling other users fat was always moddable.

Though I can't imagine actually taking that post seriously enough to tell a mod about it.

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gna647
06/26/24 6:53:16 PM
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