Current Events > Cats are OBJECTIVELY better than dogs >_>

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I could never stand the whole "unconditional love" shtick dogs have.

they were literally bred for that

Whenever someone uses "objectively" when being extremely subjective, I don't find it amusing. I disregard everything they have to say because they clearly aren't intelligent enough to know what words mean.

Prove me wrong

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Cats are a gamble. They're cut but when you get one it's a clear-cut 50/50 whether they're affectionate, silly little guys or complete assholes.

Precisely my point. What's the worth of manufactured love that the dog didn't choose?

Cats are

Objectively
Subjectively
Literally
Tangentially
Impartially

better than dogs

-Don't have to walk them 2-3x a day in the freezing rain or snow. Don't have to race home after work before they piss all over your house or you gotta burden someone else with walking them.
-Don't have to literally grab shit with a bag over your hands like a cave man. Just rake out the litter with a tool like a modern man.
-Can leave the house for 5 days for vacation without a sitter if you leave extra food, water, and litter
-They're small so they don't need a lot of space.
-less likely to destroy anything expensive
-are affectionate but also give you space and aren't all up in your grill constantly
-take care of any pests that come in
-if you have an outdoor cat, they take care of themselves half the time (though don't have an outdoor cat)
-when they lick you, it's not a drench of saliva all over you
-Kittens are OBJECTIVELY cuter than puppies

Prove me wrong >_>

I like both but that is very much not the case.

Worse case cats will piss on your rug and scratch your furniture. But worst case for dogs is definitely worse >_> Chew up shoes, knock heavier objects over, piss on the rug

I'm lazy, cats are perfect. Don't have to bath them, walk them, pick up their shit with hands, groom them, worry about drool, worry they're alone for too long. I simply keep the automatic feeder full, water machine full, and scoop litter with a device every few days. And of course pet them, lots of pets.

true

ass > boobs though

meh, I dont see many service animals that are cats

Yeah but you talked about likelihood. Most dogs wont do those things. Most cats will scratch something, whether its your carpets or your sofa or whatever.

I never walk my dogs. They just run laps around my backyard

I never walk my dogs. They just run laps around my backyard

Oh TC is just trolling to demonize pitbulls.

Again.

My cats follow me around all day. Cats being introverted assholes is blatantly wrong.

that's why you buy them scratching posts

I watch my former roommates dog every time she goes on vacation, and when I take him for walks I literally have to pull him back or cross the street because he tries to attack every dog and person he sees

and hes just a tiny little Frenchie

Dont give him so much leash until hes learned to walk when and where you walk.

depends what you mean by companion

a dog will follow you around 24/7 because they have no idea what else to do with their life

my cat jumps up in the window next to my front door and says hi to me before I even get in the house every day