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Touch
06/08/24 8:06:43 PM
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Around or under $100 would be dope I ain't really ballin lol

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/08/24 8:08:48 PM
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Just unscented corn starch.

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archizzy
06/08/24 8:11:33 PM
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I can't help. I honestly barely ever wore any my entire life. Also I'm old as hell so even when my military buddies were really into that stuff it was the mid 90's when stuff like Cool Water, CK1, and Carolina Herrera was popular.

When we went overseas in the Navy you could buy bottles of the pure oil you mix with alcohol for like $2. Back in the states they wouldn't be getting stupid money for that stuff.

When I was a little kid my grandpa used stuff like Brut, Old Spice, and English Leather.

No idea how much any of this stuff is even around outside Old Spice because I see commercials. I couldn't help but take a trip down memory lane though.

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Touch
06/08/24 8:13:00 PM
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Hmm...regular or black?

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Glob
06/08/24 8:13:03 PM
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Ass cologne?
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masticatingman
06/08/24 8:27:44 PM
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The Cuba Prestige one, costs 20-30 bucks if that. I'm not a connoisseur at all but it's the only cologne I've tried that I actually liked wearing. (At the same time, I'm on the budget end).

There are also some cheaper ones (same brand) that come in containers that are shaped like big cigars. I think those are also fine.

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divot1338
06/08/24 8:28:41 PM
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Get yourself a bottle of Joop.

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R1masher
06/08/24 8:30:13 PM
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Have you tried the Leave Me the Fuck Cologne

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Waxitron_Gazer
06/08/24 8:31:49 PM
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instead of ass cologne, how about this

https://hellotushy.com/

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CountCorvinus
06/08/24 8:50:45 PM
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I'm currently wearing Dead Sexy by TokyoMilk.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4033e24d.jpg
FRAGRANCE NOTES
Deep Vanilla, Exotic Wood, White Orchid, Ebony

Most of the marketing you'll see for this is geared towards feminine wear, but it's more of a unisex fragrance with the vanilla and wood notes being the strongest.

I usually alternate between that and Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses, which is more citrusy and comes in this badass bottle.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1004f9a7.png

Maybe I just really like skulls.

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Nirvanas_Nox
06/08/24 9:02:19 PM
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Versace Eros is one of my favorites. It's not to expensive either

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gator71
06/08/24 9:19:30 PM
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Bleu de Chanel lasts for a long time and someone always gives me a compliment when I wear it.

If you can, go to a Lush store and try Breath of God. It's very different and you won't smell like anyone else.

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party_animal07
06/08/24 9:52:53 PM
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Azzaro Most Wanted (not the MostWanted)
Polo Red
Burberry Brit Rhythm

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Blue_Thunder
06/08/24 10:07:22 PM
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My personal favorites so far are The Move and JOOP! Absolute. The former has a crowd-pleasing fresh, clean scent while the latter has a unique, incense-like scent.

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Mercedes-Benz/The-Move-51680.html
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Joop/JOOP-Homme-Absolute-53450.html

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_____Cait
06/08/24 10:08:01 PM
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I mean you can just fart

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Null_Gain
06/08/24 10:23:02 PM
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Very Sexy by Victoria's Secret

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Bugmeat
06/08/24 10:25:32 PM
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I always get compliments with Fahrenheit.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cb32992c.jpg

I did not write this but it describes the scent perfectly.


Imagine you go into a forest with a gas powered chainsaw and you can smell the debree in the air from the trees that have been felled as well as the gasoline. Mixed in are the woods and a bit of leather because you are wearing a leather jacket for some reason. Then all you have to do is mix in that Dior DNA and some florals. . .That is Fahrenheit.

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Hyena_Of_Ice
06/08/24 10:27:33 PM
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Are you asking for "good-ass-cologne" or a good "ass cologne?" Because those are two entirely different things.
If it's the latter, I'm not sure you'd want to spray cologne on an area that close to your balls, esp. if they're low-hangers.
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DirkDiggles
06/08/24 10:28:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5fd5ab82.jpg

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Blue_Dream87
06/09/24 1:45:40 AM
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The One

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LoveLikeJazz
06/09/24 2:55:58 AM
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https://michaelmalul.com/product/ocean-noir/

This is what I wear. I got it at an outlet store for I think $80.

Hard to recommend a scent especially when you can't test it. Personally I'd never just take somebody's word for it lol but IMO you definitely want something oil based. The scent lasts a lot longer.

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andel
06/09/24 3:02:59 AM
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dior sauvage is top tier

gaultier ultra male is top tier

tom ford tobacco oud is top tier but more expensive, but you can get smaller bottles for under 100

i would recommend one of the subscription services and just keep it for a few months and then cancel. you can get ultra high end stuff for like $20 a month and it gives great variety of stuff to try


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andel
06/09/24 3:05:01 AM
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also anything creed is god tier but also crazy expensive. you can get small bottles of some via subscription.

if i had to recommend just one thing tho dior sauvage is amazing and everyone i have ever met loves it

creed aventus is like 400+ but i have gotten a 20ml bottle via subscription service a couple times for like $20 a month. you can really get a range of great stuff like that without paying insane prices

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Touch
06/09/24 11:41:28 PM
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Ty for the recommendations all.

Yeah I'm just now getting into cologne so ordering stuff is a bit of a risk since I don't know how it'd smell until I get it lol. But reports of how y'all get compliments from others when you wear a certain one do help!

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teep_
06/09/24 11:50:39 PM
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Touch posted...
Ty for the recommendations all.

Yeah I'm just now getting into cologne so ordering stuff is a bit of a risk since I don't know how it'd smell until I get it lol. But reports of how y'all get compliments from others when you wear a certain one do help!
Can you go to the shops to try them out but then buy online?

Anyway, my go-tos are Hot Water or D&G's The One

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Touch
06/09/24 11:58:59 PM
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teep_ posted...
Can you go to the shops to try them out but then buy online?

Anyway, my go-tos are Hot Water or D&G's The One
I can but places like Macy's or wherever won't have all of the selections to try. So I figured anecdotal evidence is cool right now lol.

Also there's this absolute Chad on IG I follow that does get ready with mes with cologne and he always describes them in the most intricate and literary ways. Which makes me hate it sometimes but I appreciate him lol

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RndmNmber1
06/10/24 12:02:32 AM
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You guys use cologne for your ass?

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ClayGuida
06/10/24 12:13:35 AM
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Drakkar noir

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Bugmeat
06/10/24 12:59:07 AM
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Touch posted...
Yeah I'm just now getting into cologne so ordering stuff is a bit of a risk since I don't know how it'd smell until I get it lol. But reports of how y'all get compliments from others when you wear a certain one do help!

There are sites like microperfumes that sell samples of many fragrances. You don't mind so much if the fragrance is awful when it was less than $10.


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teep_
06/10/24 1:05:16 AM
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Touch posted...
I can but places like Macy's or wherever won't have all of the selections to try. So I figured anecdotal evidence is cool right now lol.
That's fair. If possible, take someone with you when testing them. You'll smell just the perfume, whereas the other person will smell the perfume mixed with your natural scent

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Touch
06/10/24 1:19:45 AM
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I hope my natural scent isn't ass

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Kajagogo
06/10/24 1:28:01 AM
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I can't stand the stench of perfume/cologne.

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SSJGrimReaper
06/10/24 2:05:22 AM
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Glob posted...
Ass cologne?
Booty by Touch

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teep_
06/10/24 2:07:05 AM
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Touch posted...
I hope my natural scent isn't ass
Well, depending on where you're sniffing...

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Trumble
06/10/24 2:33:54 AM
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Just fart lol

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CommonStar
06/10/24 2:52:37 AM
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Chanel Bleu De Chanel
YSL La Nuit De L'Homme
Versace Eros
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

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andel
06/10/24 3:04:29 AM
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aside from creed aventus i think dior sauvage is the next best almost universally loved scent and it is actually relatively affordable in comparison.

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voldothegr8
06/10/24 3:18:05 AM
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If you want some cheaper stuff with lasting power, Paul Sebastin.

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monkeykid453
06/10/24 3:20:57 AM
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Dior Sauvage
Valentino Born in Roma
Versace Dylan Blue
Paco Rabanne One Million


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Blue_Thunder
06/10/24 2:02:36 PM
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Touch posted...
Yeah I'm just now getting into cologne so ordering stuff is a bit of a risk since I don't know how it'd smell until I get it lol. But reports of how y'all get compliments from others when you wear a certain one do help!

There are cologne sample packs on Amazon that have 10-12 samples for 20-30$ that you can get if you want a convenient way of exploring scents. It's how I found my scents.

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Touch
06/10/24 2:04:00 PM
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I see Dior Sausage is about $90 for 2oz on Amazon. Hm....

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teep_
06/10/24 4:12:29 PM
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Touch posted...
Sausage
teehee

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ROBANN_88
06/10/24 4:16:19 PM
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ass cologne?

i believe that's spelled "colon"

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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/10/24 4:46:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/ik6QzSgrqZ4?si=HGs_1H3sgAafXSwx

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Oeoeo23
06/10/24 4:56:23 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
I did not write this but it describes the scent perfectly.

Dude that sounds excellent.

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masterpug53
06/10/24 4:58:15 PM
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Most of the suggestions posted in this topic are terrible for your rectum.

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texanfan27
06/10/24 4:59:29 PM
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If you need ass cologne, Ive heard the poopere stuff works decently

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