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For example, I can find great hole in the wall restaurants without ever having been to them or having heard of them.

When i poop the poop is super nutritious and can lengthen life spans but it still tastes like poop

I can disappoint someone before even meeting them

My professors at university said I have the touch

this makes it so that if something can go wrong with IT related equipment or tasks Im doing it has a high chance of going wrong even if I did everything good

Rika_Furude posted...

My professors at university said I have the touch

this makes it so that if something can go wrong with IT related equipment or tasks Im doing it has a high chance of going wrong even if I did everything good

Damn thats backhanded lol

Bugs don't like biting me as much as other humans.

I can tell if any given object will fit within a certain space without having to measure it. Unfortunately I don't know how to monetize this talent.

I've got good parking karma.

I'm always automatically filtering out stuff I'd hear that'd cause me psychic damage if I actually noticed and thought about it. It even works mid conversation, there've been many times where I'm talking with someone and then realized I missed something they just said, and when I asked what it was every time it'd either be ignorant as all hell or some kind of cursed sentence.

Im naturally gifted at exposing an individuals emotional vulnerability, to such a degree that I subconsciously do it in small talk. It can be useful for checking loud mouths intentionally, but Ive hurt people I care about so many times unintentionally I lost track.

I can find anything anyone else around me needs through pure dumb luck almost instantly.

On the flip side, I lose my own shit every time I blink.

No matter what, my car's tires will find a nail/screw

I can sometimes predict specific details of videogames that there's no logical reason for me to be able to predict. It's far from a reliable let alone manipulatable thing but it's happened too often to be coincidence.

Taking super powers from other super powered beings in a world with no super powers.

Existing

I have a really good sense of smell. One time at work while we were all sitting in a separate room on our computers I smelled pizza come into the building, and specifically Papa Johns. I told them I am pretty sure there is Papa Johns out there and everyone thought I was absolutely crazy until they walked out into the breakroom and saw 3 boxes of Papa johns.

I have a real actual super mode, but it only works when it's cold, but not too cold. You have it too, probably. It's a real actual human thing where your body sees that you're not in danger of overheating, and decides your muscles need all the blood for whatever bullshit you are doing. So you go real pale and gain a full body "pump".

Basically Luffy's gear 2 got it all confused

I retain in almost perfect detail pretty much every song I have ever heard. It is annoying as hell.

I retained no math and none of my years of foreign language study so I can remember everything about the Linda Ronstadt album my parents played for a few minutes when I was in third grade, or the song about seasons I learned one day in kindergarten.

I have an aura that makes people vaguely uncomfortable when they're within two metres of me.

I can tell what time it is during the night without looking at a clock...

Meteorology. I can frequently tell when it's going to start raining soon.

It's not a super rare superpower, but enough people find it impressive that I can count it. It's actually not that hard either. You can frequently judge by the clouds, or there's the dead giveaway of when the temperature suddenly plummets.

I can sometimes tell if it's snowing outside even if I'm not near a window.

I can predict the future with 95% accuracy, but only if I don't tell anybody; any time I make an open declaration about how things are going to turn out, I'm always wrong.

masterpug53 posted...

I can predict the future with 95% accuracy, but only if I don't tell anybody; any time I make an open declaration about how things are going to turn out, I'm always wrong.

That's common