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HighSeraph
05/24/24 3:44:34 PM
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One appears next to you and it's insanely pissed off and will attack you, think you'll come out alright?

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misterbum
05/24/24 3:50:12 PM
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Bear

Im dead

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Accolon
05/24/24 3:54:52 PM
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Rhino

Dats it mane

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SkittyOnWailord
05/24/24 3:55:45 PM
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Rabbit

Eh

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Hayame_Zero
05/24/24 3:56:09 PM
#5:


Sloth.

It it really, though?

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LeoRavus
05/24/24 3:56:15 PM
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Jaguar

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UnsteadyOwl
05/24/24 3:58:43 PM
#7:


Obviously thought of an owl.

Owls have really sharp talons so I might get some bad cuts but it wouldn't kill me.

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LinkDaLunatic
05/24/24 3:59:47 PM
#8:


Cat. I'm aight. He gettin' petted whether he likes it or not.

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sabin017
05/24/24 4:00:53 PM
#9:


Sugar glider.
Should be alright.

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pedro45
05/24/24 4:02:41 PM
#10:


Cheetah
I'm dead

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Lobinde
05/24/24 4:03:16 PM
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Crow. I'll probably get pecked at and scratched a few times but I should be fine. At least it's not a murder of crows because then they might murder me

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05/24/24 4:05:38 PM
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FolkenRawr
05/24/24 4:16:03 PM
#12:


Lion

Bai

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The_Popo
05/24/24 4:17:06 PM
#13:


Ostrich

Dammit, not again

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CountCorvinus
05/24/24 4:18:01 PM
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Lies. It would never betray me.

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YugiNoob
05/24/24 4:18:30 PM
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Tiger

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2b90f973.jpg

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Killmonger
05/24/24 4:19:14 PM
#16:


Tiger. Im dead.

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Mechu
05/24/24 4:19:29 PM
#17:


Penguin. Idk, I should be ok? No idea how dangerous they are.

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Bass
05/24/24 4:20:15 PM
#18:


A liger would destroy me.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/24/24 4:22:53 PM
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Meerkat. I'm probably going to get some serious scratches and bites, but probably won't die.

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Ratchetrockon
05/24/24 4:24:27 PM
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Mantis shrimp

I'll be ok just a bit frightened

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Nirvanas_Nox
05/24/24 4:26:28 PM
#21:


Ratchetrockon posted...
Mantis shrimp

I'll be ok just a bit frightened

Lucky for you it wouldn't be able to do anything to you outside of water

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/24/24 4:27:05 PM
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I purposely was weird and thought of a fictional one instead.

I have no idea what a Crumple-horned Snorkack is or can do, particularly as it is (probably) fictional even in its own setting. But it has a horn and is magical so probably dead.


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LoveLikeJazz
05/24/24 4:29:23 PM
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Red panda, pretty sure I'd be alright.

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DeathVelvien
05/24/24 4:52:23 PM
#24:


misterbum posted...
Bear

Im dead


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MangaBroski
05/24/24 4:53:58 PM
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I thought of a manatee.
Im on a train. If the manatee flops onto, Im crushed. Either way, the manatee dies.
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ToucheTurtle
05/24/24 5:49:28 PM
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Shark. I'm not in water so I should be fine.

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Bugmeat
05/24/24 5:59:33 PM
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I'm dead. :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e73ab924.jpg

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BucketCat
05/24/24 6:01:31 PM
#28:


chickadee cus ones chilling on my screen window right now

id prob be fine, but i love those birds so i wouldn't fight back.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/24/24 6:02:29 PM
#29:


MTG
I dead

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DrizztLink
05/24/24 6:03:03 PM
#30:


Platypus.

I'm in a parking lot, I think I can outpace the little bastard.

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LonelyStoner
05/24/24 6:03:18 PM
#31:


Opossum

Ill be good. And now I have a new pet.

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Bishop_Hastur
05/24/24 6:04:54 PM
#32:


Gator. I'm dead.

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GameGodOfAll
05/24/24 6:06:33 PM
#33:


Skunk.

I stinky now.

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creativerealms
05/24/24 6:07:03 PM
#34:


Jaguar? I am dead.

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firedoom666
05/24/24 6:11:41 PM
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I thought about Orchid Mantis

It would be pretty awesome to see one of those

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SauI_Goodman
05/24/24 6:16:14 PM
#36:


Brown Bear

Play dead

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/24/24 10:13:05 PM
#38:


If I HAD chosen a real animal though...

Platyus.

...Am I Heinz Doofenshmirtz?

Because THAT will be a bad time.

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Verdekal
05/24/24 10:20:10 PM
#39:


A giraffe. It won't fit inside my house. Its neck breaks or I just run outside while it flails around.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/24/24 10:24:58 PM
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Manticore

Ha, joke's on him, he's not actually real

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domranguay
05/24/24 10:26:47 PM
#42:


Narwhal

They beat a polar bear in a fight, so I don't think I'd win...
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joaquintall
05/24/24 11:03:55 PM
#43:


ToucheTurtle posted...
Shark. I'm not in water so I should be fine.

I went with a barracuda, but yeah that thing will be fighting for its life in seconds, plus an inability to move around easily.
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JMPzero
05/24/24 11:07:33 PM
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Gray tree frog. I'm safe

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andri_g
05/25/24 1:23:39 AM
#45:


Slug. Fortunately, I can outrun it. :P

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Enclave
05/25/24 1:27:26 AM
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I thought of my pet Corgi, doesn't matter how pissed off she is, she won't attack. She might try for a nip but one command of "Off" and she'll immediately back off.

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
05/25/24 1:48:13 AM
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Platypus. I might be fucked, they have venom

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Charged151
05/25/24 1:52:24 AM
#48:


Deer

Maybe I could get away or get on the other side of a door indoors. About it.

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