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Frostmourne
05/23/24 3:14:09 AM
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Only rule GOD gives you is that you can't wish for money. Simple as that. Just to make this scenario worth a F.
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pegusus123456
05/23/24 3:16:55 AM
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I wish that God will make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it

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Smashingpmkns
05/23/24 3:17:36 AM
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I wish for a billion wishes

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MICHALECOLE
05/23/24 3:18:25 AM
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I wish to be God
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MrDrMan
05/23/24 3:19:21 AM
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I wish to have everything I need at the time I need it. No need for money.

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Kai_Laguna
05/23/24 3:28:05 AM
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Give me the money, I'm pretty sure god would consider any wish I made a blasphemy and send me on an express elevator ride to hell for.
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Kradek
05/23/24 5:07:13 AM
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My wish for Yahweh would be that it kill itself so I think I'd prefer to just take the money.

If Yahweh showed themselves to be true and real then that means they've been around during human existence and has allowed for our history to unfold as it has. Why would I think it capable of doing anything other than killing? Might as well kill something useful instead of poor people who did nothing wrong and don't deserve it.

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Shotgunnova
05/23/24 5:09:24 AM
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I'll settle for omnipotence, I guess.

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Sufferedphoenix
05/23/24 5:09:55 AM
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Like I always answer wish or super power questions. The ability to make anything I want real. Basically top level reality bending.

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Irony
05/23/24 5:16:31 AM
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Erase existence

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YugiNoob
05/23/24 5:34:05 AM
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I wish to be God. Then I just magically poof the world into a utopia with no suffering, disease, conflict, or need of money. And I dont force people to dedicate their lives to me or burn forever, because what kind of asshole does that?

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Ratchetrockon
05/23/24 5:41:28 AM
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money

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AgentCoulson
05/23/24 5:55:16 AM
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I wish to be omnipotent. Then I use my omnipotence to win the lottery. I use the money to pay back the loan I took to buy my place, then cancel my electric and internet bills. I leave the place to my roommate after making sure he will always have electricity and internet. I leave the rest of my money to my mother. Then I leave. I'd look for or create a planet similar to earth that I could plop my new home on and I live there in peace for the rest of eternity.

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/23/24 6:16:22 AM
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Healing touch powers. Works on all plant and life forms.

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Marmitecashews
05/23/24 6:38:48 AM
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I would wish for a loyal paranormal car with a long list of abilities.

Or

The ability to grant an unlimited number of wishes for myself and others.
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For safety reasons I should probably choose the car.

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LonelyStoner
05/23/24 7:15:21 AM
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Half a ham sandwich and a cigarette

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Trumble
05/23/24 7:37:50 AM
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I wish for a genie. I then get that genie to give me 50 billion dollars and 1 cent.

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[deleted]
05/23/24 9:25:16 AM
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Iodine
05/23/24 2:31:08 PM
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Wish. I would wish to restart my life on January 1st, 2006 with all my memories intact.

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ANort
05/23/24 2:33:49 PM
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I wish for Fandom to go bankrupt and SBAllen to be admin as it should be.

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DrizztLink
05/23/24 2:34:29 PM
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I ask God for 50 billion and one dollars.

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Evolician
05/23/24 2:57:03 PM
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I wish for big tiddy goth gf

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LightningThief
05/23/24 2:59:09 PM
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I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.
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Pikachuchupika
05/23/24 3:00:48 PM
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I wish for a perfect universe akin to heaven. A universe where everyone's dreams and wishes come true. A perfect place...
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Killmonger
05/23/24 3:03:52 PM
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I wish for someone who wishes for me to have $50 billion.

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[deleted]
05/23/24 11:02:33 PM
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SpawnShadow
05/24/24 12:39:16 AM
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I wish for the ability to reshape reality as and when I see fit, including the ability to decide who lives and who dies.
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GGuirao13
05/24/24 1:32:41 AM
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Wish for world peace.

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Enclave
05/24/24 1:34:13 AM
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Which god?

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wannabepranksta
05/24/24 1:36:30 AM
#30:


I wish to get laid

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Tyranthraxus
05/24/24 2:41:45 AM
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I wish I had all the powers of a level 20 D&D wizard with every spell.

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Omega
05/24/24 2:55:49 AM
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I wish for the power of Q.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b913541.jpg

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Guide
05/24/24 3:44:48 AM
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Kradek posted...
Why would I think it capable of doing anything other than killing?

Because it can literally grant you a wish

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Karovorak
05/24/24 3:45:32 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I wish I had all the powers of a level 20 D&D wizard with every spell.

+ no need for spell components.

And then we cast wish


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RetuenOfDevsman
05/24/24 6:07:34 PM
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What if I was gonna wish for money but it's LESS than $50 billion? Like what if I just want $30?

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andri_g
05/24/24 10:43:02 PM
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This seems like a Devil's deal: It includes unintended side-effects that just make everything worse.
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Omega posted...
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I wonder if John de Lancie ever wishes he could delete one episode of ST:TNG from memory and existence.

de Lancie: "God? Yes, this one. Yes, I know. I don't want it following me into the afterlife, either. I'm sorry, but you enjoyed the other episodes, right? Well, I just played the part. If you need to cast anyone into eternal flames of torment over ruining a character, start with the writers. Oh... really? I didn't know that. I mean that seems a little excessive in the grand scheme of things, don't you think? But, hey, you're God, right? Agreed, karma. Thanks."

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divot1338
05/24/24 11:01:09 PM
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A diamond worth $100b

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KainWind
05/24/24 11:07:43 PM
#38:


Free money or religious people are right.

Tough choice.

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Kradek
05/25/24 1:31:18 AM
#39:


Guide posted...
Because it can literally grant you a wish

Right, and based off Humanity's history I don't see it capable of granting any wish that wasn't killing.

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AgentCoulson
05/25/24 1:44:36 AM
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That is certainly a take...

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Nirvanas_Nox
05/25/24 1:51:17 AM
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Wish. I'd just wish for it to make me a reality warper then I'd just change it.

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