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Trumble
05/21/24 9:44:48 PM
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You can still feel, taste and smell pizza and can still eat it (if you would usually be able to do those things), but you can no longer see it. It's just invisible to you. This does not extend to pizza accessories such as the box. The money is untaxed Monopoly money. "Pizza" is defined on the basis of what an average person would or wouldn't consider to be a pizza; anything that is a grey area by this definition, counts as a pizza.

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Vokrent
05/21/24 9:45:47 PM
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fuck no.

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Dakimakura
05/21/24 9:46:02 PM
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Pizza blindness

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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/21/24 9:46:24 PM
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Trumble posted...
untaxed Monopoly money


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Whiterun_Guard_
05/21/24 9:46:29 PM
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I'd take it for real money.

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PMarth2002
05/21/24 9:49:58 PM
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Trumble posted...
untaxed Monopoly money.


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Strider102
05/21/24 9:56:58 PM
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Pass

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Luigi_and_Tails
05/21/24 10:02:42 PM
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As someone lactose intolerant, who very rarely eats pizza anyway, I'm in.

I don't actually miss pizza that much. I really miss halloumi though.

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Vicious_Dios
05/21/24 10:05:04 PM
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This is why you always read the fine print, folks.

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Hambo
05/21/24 10:07:43 PM
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I always forget that you pay out in Monopoly money and I skimmed over that part in the fine print. Still, that sounds kinda cool, so I'm not upset.

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LeoRavus
05/21/24 10:11:31 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
This is why you always read the fine print, folks.

On CE you're lucky if people finish reading the whole topic title yet alone anything after.

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Dakimakura
05/21/24 10:13:00 PM
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How about I pay 10000 but I am now invisible to pizza.

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boomgetchopped3
05/21/24 10:13:29 PM
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Hmmm. Id probably take the money but regret it. To never set eyes on a hot slice seems depressing

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MrDrMan
05/21/24 10:28:16 PM
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Nah. I eat a lot of pizza.

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Trumble
05/21/24 11:25:31 PM
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Hambo posted...
I always forget that you pay out in Monopoly money and I skimmed over that part in the fine print. Still, that sounds kinda cool, so I'm not upset.
I only do that sometimes tho. Keeps people on their toes.

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divot1338
05/21/24 11:51:45 PM
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I watch the pizza on a cctv monitor and otherwise enjoy my $10,000. Also to avoid making a mess I have a hot girlfriend feed me.

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YugiNoob
05/21/24 11:55:10 PM
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I get the feeling nearly half the voters didn't read :<

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divot1338
05/21/24 11:57:36 PM
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What the monopoly shit?

Psssh. The whole point of these topics is to circumvent whatever dumb limitation they put on the offer.

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mazingetter
05/22/24 12:03:37 AM
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Trumble posted...
The money is untaxed Monopoly money.

Pizza > fake money.
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Guide
05/22/24 12:04:49 AM
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While I think I could still detect pizza by scent and heat alone, I love pizza too much to give up even the heavenly visual.

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Hambo
05/22/24 12:09:25 AM
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You guys really don't see the appeal of not seeing pizza? It's like x-ray vision for one specific type of surface. You could make a robe out of giant pizza and reverse Emperor's New Clothes it out in public. You could do very specific magic tricks. And just think about how unique an experience it would be to eat invisible food. Plus 10k in Monopoly bucks?! How can you say no to that?

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ArkhamOrigins
05/22/24 12:14:56 AM
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No thank you, I only take my Monolopy money if it's been taxed. I don't cut corners.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/22/24 12:16:59 AM
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I mean, I could still eat it.

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NoxObscuras
05/22/24 12:21:34 AM
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26 people didn't read the OP and see the monopoly money line

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05/23/24 9:57:13 AM
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