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Kradek 05/21/24 5:56:37 PM #1:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nyb0GqAjKM It's so bad and poorly made in a low budget and actor sense, but fuck me it was one of the funniest things I'd watch in a loooooooooong time. Like, there's so many things in every single scene they just don't give a fuck about that it's impossible to not laugh. To give a slight spoiler/teaser, he befriends a prostitute he saves and after telling her that dinosaurs are fake and created by Satan, he eventually accepts this new power of his and he tells her "You'll teach me about dinosaurs, and I'll teach you about God". After this conversation where they're both talking about something separate and responding to each other with logical, but different context answers that is Modern Family tier. Can't recommend the movie enough if you want to laugh your ass off. I watched it on Tubi --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:980496517] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nyb0GqAjKMIt's so bad and poorly made in a low budget and actor sense, but fuck me it was one of the funniest things I'd watch in a loooooooooong time. Like, there's so many things in every single scene they just don't give a fuck about that it's impossible to not laugh.To give a slight spoiler/teaser, he befriends a prostitute he saves and after telling her that dinosaurs are fake and created by Satan, he eventually accepts this new power of his and he tells her "You'll teach me about dinosaurs, and I'll teach you about God". After this conversation where they're both talking about something separate and responding to each other with logical, but different context answers that is Modern Family tier.Can't recommend the movie enough if you want to laugh your ass off. I watched it on Tubi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/21/24 5:57:26 PM #2:	I want to watch it but I'll only watch it with my "Shitty Movie" buddy. It's too good to waste the first viewing. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:980496523] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>I want to watch it but I'll only watch it with my "Shitty Movie" buddy.It's too good to waste the first viewing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 05/21/24 5:57:27 PM #3:	Of course I've heard of it, grade A bad movie. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:980496524] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>Of course I've heard of it, grade A bad movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida 05/21/24 5:57:46 PM #4:	Awesome movie. --- lolAmerica <cite>ClayGuida posted [p:980496530] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>Awesome movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/21/24 5:58:46 PM #5:	My personal favorite shit movie: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ac3a245.jpg Absolute fucking dreck, and Sam Jackson was clearly having a blast treating it like the shit is was. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:980496537] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>My personal favorite shit movie:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ac3a245.jpgAbsolute fucking dreck, and Sam Jackson was clearly having a blast treating it like the shit is was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 05/21/24 6:01:44 PM #6:	The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class. https://www.imdb.com/review/rw5416605/?ref_=tt_urv LOL! --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:980496568] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote><quote>The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class.</quote>https://www.imdb.com/review/rw5416605/?ref_=tt_urvLOL! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 05/21/24 6:02:34 PM #7:	DrizztLink posted... I want to watch it but I'll only watch it with my "Shitty Movie" buddy. It's too good to waste the first viewing. Def watch with a friend. I did and we laughed so hard. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:980496580] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>I want to watch it but I'll only watch it with my "Shitty Movie" buddy.It's too good to waste the first viewing.</quote>Def watch with a friend. I did and we laughed so hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/21/24 6:06:08 PM #8:	The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:980496622] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 05/21/24 6:06:50 PM #9:	Enclave posted... Of course I've heard of it, grade A bad movie. ClayGuida posted... Awesome movie. Yaaaaasssss, I never knew something so bad could be so good. Like, I'd heard about that being a thing, but fuck me I was not prepared. KFHEWUI posted... https://www.imdb.com/review/rw5416605/?ref_=tt_urv LOL! Lmao those ninjas were one of the best parts. They're literally ninja Knight Templars. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:980496632] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>Enclave posted... </cite><quote>Of course I've heard of it, grade A bad movie.</quote>ClayGuida posted... </cite><quote>Awesome movie.</quote>Yaaaaasssss, I never knew something so bad could be so good. Like, I'd heard about that being a thing, but fuck me I was not prepared.KFHEWUI posted... </cite><quote>https://www.imdb.com/review/rw5416605/?ref_=tt_urvLOL!</quote>Lmao those ninjas were one of the best parts. They're literally ninja Knight Templars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 05/21/24 6:08:33 PM #10:	MICHALECOLE posted... The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that Yeah, it seems like it's trying too hard to be bad and that's never good. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:980496658] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that</quote>Yeah, it seems like it's trying too hard to be bad and that's never good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/21/24 6:09:40 PM #11:	specialkid8 posted... Yeah, it seems like it's trying too hard to be bad and that's never good. If they hadnt have laid it on so thick it wouldnt have been as obvious, but the scenes that are like insert explosion here would have been better either not being in or being with terrible cgi <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:980496679] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, it seems like it's trying too hard to be bad and that's never good.</quote>If they hadnt have laid it on so thick it wouldnt have been as obvious, but the scenes that are like insert explosion here would have been better either not being in or being with terrible cgi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 05/21/24 6:13:52 PM #12:	Kradek posted... Yaaaaasssss, I never knew something so bad could be so good. Like, I'd heard about that being a thing, but fuck me I was not prepared. You should check out Blood Car. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0780485/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Blood%2520Car --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:980496743] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>Kradek posted... </cite><quote>Yaaaaasssss, I never knew something so bad could be so good. Like, I'd heard about that being a thing, but fuck me I was not prepared.</quote>You should check out Blood Car.https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0780485/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Blood%2520Car </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/21/24 6:26:52 PM #13:	It's a good movie. It's one of the few movies that's trying to be "so bad it's good" on purpose and actually succeeds. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:980496927] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>It's a good movie.It's one of the few movies that's trying to be "so bad it's good" on purpose and actually succeeds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 05/22/24 5:59:53 PM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLOQNEjLO_A Well, look at that.... --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:980511774] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLOQNEjLO_AWell, look at that.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 05/22/24 6:45:03 PM #15:	KFHEWUI posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLOQNEjLO_A Well, look at that.... Oh fuck yes --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:980512419] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>KFHEWUI posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLOQNEjLO_AWell, look at that....</quote>Oh fuck yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 05/22/24 7:13:48 PM #16:	Is it in the same vein as shit like Kung Fury? --- Kee Oth Rama Pancake <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:980512803] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>Is it in the same vein as shit like Kung Fury? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
comicfire 05/22/24 7:23:53 PM #17:	MICHALECOLE posted... The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that Nun Of That is another good example, loved that one with friends~ --- She/They, no substitutions~ <cite>comicfire posted [p:980512918] in Have you e... [t:80773754]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>The thing about velocipastor is that it was made bad on purpose. Its a parody movie. Its not the same as samurai cop or the room still enjoyable, but its in on the joke and Im not as big of a fan as that</quote>Nun Of That is another good example, loved that one with friends~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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