Current Events > The DOW just passed 40k for the first time.

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fan357
05/16/24 10:58:56 AM
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Crazy stuff! Will we see a big pullback soon?

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Heineken14
05/16/24 11:00:21 AM
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"I liked Donnie because he made my 401k go brrrrr! Shit... no... *flips through talking points*.... inflation! Yeah, inflation bad!"

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fan357
05/16/24 11:21:23 AM
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Sir this is a Wendys.

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Gritty
05/16/24 11:24:20 AM
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Dark Brandon wins again
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AnsestralRecall
05/16/24 11:25:01 AM
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The economy still sucks but tho

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CADE_FOSTER
05/16/24 11:31:14 AM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
The economy still sucks but tho
economy is booming tho
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/16/24 11:34:30 AM
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fan357 posted...
Sir this is a Wendys.

No sir it isn't.

It is a Wendigo's.


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emblem-man
05/16/24 11:35:40 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f49db355.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 11:36:07 AM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
The economy still sucks but tho
Housing market sucks but I'm making BANK on my investments and even my high-yield savings right now >_>

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AnsestralRecall
05/16/24 12:39:07 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Housing market sucks but I'm making BANK on my investments and even my high-yield savings right now >_>

How nice for you

Economy being good for people who already have money isn't impressive

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HighSeraph
05/16/24 12:40:03 PM
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40k you say? Cash for the cash god!

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TendoDRM
05/16/24 12:44:37 PM
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The Dow is like a clicker game for Wall Street. The numbers just keep going up!

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bigblu89
05/16/24 12:44:49 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
How nice for you

Economy being good for people who already have money isn't impressive
Yeah. Heaven forbid we be happy for people who are succeeding.

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TheMikh
05/16/24 12:45:16 PM
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i'd love to see the dow chart controlled for money supply

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mach25687
05/16/24 12:45:50 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
How nice for you

Economy being good for people who already have money isn't impressive
The rich get richer while the poor get poorer.

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project_night
05/16/24 12:53:25 PM
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S&P and Nasdaq >>>>> DOW. I really don't know why the news keeps mentioning the DOW when a price weighted index with only 30 chosen companies is basically pointless. Hardly anyone buys a DOW index fund/etf unlike S&P and Nasdaq funds.

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CADE_FOSTER
05/16/24 12:54:11 PM
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mach25687 posted...
The rich get richer while the poor get poorer.
Same as it ever was you new to america
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AnsestralRecall
05/16/24 12:57:41 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Yeah. Heaven forbid we be happy for people who are succeeding.

Not going to celebrate people profiting off of a global system of designed wealth inequality.

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bigblu89
05/16/24 12:58:23 PM
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project_night posted...
S&P and Nasdaq >>>>> DOW. I really don't know why the news keeps mentioning the DOW when a price weighted index with only 30 chosen companies is basically pointless. Hardly anyone buys a DOW index fund/etf unlike S&P and Nasdaq funds.

S&P and Nasdaq hit an all time high today as well.

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BignutzisBack
05/16/24 12:59:22 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
Not going to celebrate people profiting off of a global system of designed wealth inequality.

So what's your plan? Drift into poverty to stick it to the man?

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bigblu89
05/16/24 12:59:33 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
Not going to celebrate people profiting off of a global system of designed wealth inequality.
Well then you dont get a party hat!

So take THAT!

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AnsestralRecall
05/16/24 1:16:52 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
So what's your plan? Drift into poverty to stick it to the man?

Pay off my debts and continue living a relatively low cost lifestyle with minimal financial burdens

Have no desire to play with investments or crypto or whatever other bullshit people engage in to create artificial wealth

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mach25687
05/16/24 1:23:58 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Same as it ever was you new to america
No shit Sherlock.

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Southernfatman
05/16/24 1:24:55 PM
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Well at least the well off people are having it good...

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WingsOfGood
05/16/24 1:25:55 PM
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Noooo but I blew all my money on GME!

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emblem-man
05/16/24 1:26:27 PM
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Anyone with a 401k will be having it good as well to be fair

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CyborgSage00x0
05/16/24 1:26:46 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
The economy still sucks but tho
It actually is doing really well, by pretty much all metrics. Price greedflation and the crazy housing/renters markets right now are why these gains aren't being felt, though.

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 1:27:39 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
Pay off my debts and continue living a relatively low cost lifestyle with minimal financial burdens

Have no desire to play with investments or crypto or whatever other bullshit people engage in to create artificial wealth
How are you gonna afford retirement doing that? >_> You need investments

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Board_hunter567
05/16/24 1:41:09 PM
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emblem-man posted...
Anyone with a 401k will be having it good as well to be fair
I think there's a term for this, like a, like a belief or something that definitely isn't used to lambaste or mock conservative economic policies and thinking.

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emblem-man
05/16/24 6:39:22 PM
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https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1791228923348500730?t=UMMOWdUZTHaawA12PG6-KA&s=19

Board_hunter567 posted...
I think there's a term for this, like a, like a belief or something that definitely isn't used to lambaste or mock conservative economic policies and thinking.

Trickle something

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PowerOats
05/16/24 7:32:39 PM
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@DKBananaSlamma Neon, explain how to get into the stock market for me
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argonautweakend
05/16/24 7:35:24 PM
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imma crack open a 40 of st ides in celebration
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FL81
05/16/24 7:37:24 PM
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CyborgSage00x0 posted...
by pretty much all metrics
CyborgSage00x0 posted...
Price greedflation and the crazy housing/renters markets
so it's not by all metrics

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 7:39:27 PM
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PowerOats posted...
@DKBananaSlamma Neon, explain how to get into the stock market for me
If you want something simple, buy an ETF like SPY. It basically covers mulitple securities and is usually pretty diverse, which is good because it lowers the risk of it decreasing overtime. After that, look up companies you're interested in and sort of branch out from there. Google, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Meta, are some big names that might be "safe" to try.

Good growth is about 10% a year. Dont expect to double your money in a week or something lol. That's chasing waterfalls. You want steady longterm.

And invest money you dont need. It's still a gamble but go with the mindset that if something crashes, it wont break you >_>

Take it slow and have fun!

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 7:54:30 PM
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As for the basics on serious retirement, I would say to invest in a Roth IRA and max that out every year. And a 401k or equivalent and match whatever your employer does at least. Try to go for an index fund option if you can, but if they only have mutual funds, then that's fine too.

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YellowSUV
05/16/24 8:15:44 PM
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This 40k DOW is really helping food and housing prices!

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PowerOats
05/16/24 8:17:48 PM
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so could I just place a few thousand in say SPY+ google and let it sit for a few years?
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LonelyStoner
05/16/24 8:20:01 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
economy is booming tho
Lmfao

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AnsestralRecall
05/16/24 8:20:24 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
This 40k DOW is really helping food and housing prices!

yep, the delusions people who can afford to invest their money have are fucking wild

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whitelytning
05/16/24 8:30:10 PM
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PowerOats posted...
so could I just place a few thousand in say SPY+ google and let it sit for a few years?

Yes.

Regular, recurring investments are great too and add up. $20/week even. It adds up

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 8:33:11 PM
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SPY had some good growth within the last year at 28% (though it was kinda stagnant 2-3 years ago)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4df273c4.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8bef659.jpg

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PowerOats
05/16/24 8:36:34 PM
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what about taxes. Im guessing id have to file any profits so I dont get destroyed later?

if there even is a profit, could I just pull out and get the money?
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whitelytning
05/16/24 8:41:03 PM
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PowerOats posted...
what about taxes. Im guessing id have to file any profits so I dont get destroyed later?

Yes, like anything you have to pay tax on income. Some of what has been suggested provide unique tax benefits though . If you use a Roth you dont pay tax when you take the money out once it matures but will be penalized if you take out early. That is why this is more of a retirement instrument.

If you just open a normal brokerage account you will have to pay taxes on realized gains but the rate will vary depending on how long the investment has been going. You can also deduct losses.

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DKBananaSlamma
05/16/24 8:42:22 PM
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PowerOats posted...
what about taxes. Im guessing id have to file any profits so I dont get destroyed later?

if there even is a profit, could I just pull out and get the money?
If you hold on to stocks for less than a year and pull out, you'll have to pay a short-term capital gains tax on the profit. But if you hold onto a stock for over a year, you'll just have to pay a long term capital gains tax on it instead which is lower.

ie: apparently my short-term capital gains tax would be 24% while my long-term capital gains tax would be 15% instead.

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Fenriswolf
05/16/24 8:51:35 PM
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For a sec I thought this topic was talking about Warhammer 40k Dawn of War and got all excited.

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CyborgSage00x0
05/16/24 9:12:01 PM
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FL81 posted...
so it's not by all metrics
Depends on how you define "economy", and if aspects of it are influenceable by the government.

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