Current Events > I figured out how to kill this climate change mf

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lets drive hundreds of thousands of silverados nonstop, all that co2 is sure to suffocate this climate change mf

Just put the Earth in a giant fridge for a few minutes to let it cool down

shoot the sun

Have all the robots shoot fire out of their ass at the same time to push the Earth

eventually we might have no choice but to create gigantic algae blooms in the ocean to save the planet.

we could actually move earth further from the sun, but not with our current tech. not that there are any physics preventing it. we know we can put thrusters (literally) on the moon and use it to slowly "tug" the earth to a further orbit.

it's not like we dont understand the concept but the tech is obviously not there--that's more of a solution to the sun expanding in the far future.

Throw a lettuce at the sun

Just take the Earth... and push it over there.

Whiterun_Guard_ posted...

shoot the sun

That will just give you fire arrows. Or fire bullets I guess.

There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.

Whiterun_Guard_ posted...

shoot the sun

*gives you Auriel's Bow and a quiver full of Bloodcursed Elven Arrows*

IfGodCouldDie posted...

There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.

ONCE AND FOR ALL

Pam Isley in Arkham says we should kill all the humans and let nature course-correct.

Just use the antimatter production whatevers to make lots of anti-carbon. Annihilate it with some of the regular carbon. Problem solved.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.

someone skipped thermo

We should follow Killface's plan, build an Annihilatrix which pushes the Earth a few inches away from the sun and end global warming.

We should punch a big hole in the atmosphere so all the trapped heat can escape. Like a giant exhaust port.

If there are too many green house gases why dont we just paint the houses red?

You just need to put something to block a bit of the sun at the Sun-Earth L1 point

Simply create a device that permanently stops time from progressing.

I saw another show where an eccentric billionaire builds a giant platform that shades the town he lives in, we should just do that for the earth.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I saw another show where an eccentric billionaire builds a giant platform that shades the town he lives in, we should just do that for the earth.

Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it!

It's our fault, we fixed that damn hole in the ozone layer and now the hot air can't escape into space.

A network of satellites that puts up a space wall at L1, blocking the sun lights.

bknight posted...

It's our fault, we fixed that damn hole in the ozone layer and now the hot air can't escape into space.

Oh sweet summer child, we stopped talking about the ozone layer because it became too depressed, not because we fixed it...

Steer an asteroid towards earth, the impact debris will block out the sun for a bit

PballDepot posted...

Steer an asteroid towards earth, the impact debris will block out the sun for a bit

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