Current Events > $50,000 or the ability to stay clean at will.

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Shadowblade 04/18/24 11:33:57 AM #1:	Topic - Results (84 votes) Money 25% (21 votes) 21 Ability 75% (63 votes) 63 The ability let's you stay cleaned 24/7. Perfect white teeth , fresh breath 24/7. Perfect hair 24/7. Perfect smelling body 24/7. If you want to be dirty you can turn off the ability. Also this ability allows the clothes you were stay Perfectly clean. No stains will ever touch a shirt/pants you wear. Your underwear will have no s* stains at all. Your clothes will be smooth and smelling wonderful. Also when you take a crap your butt will instantly be %100 clean. No more TP. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:979977073] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote> Topic - Results (84 votes) Money 25% (21 votes) 21 Ability 75% (63 votes) 63 Show Voting Form The ability let's you stay cleaned 24/7. Perfect white teeth , fresh breath 24/7. Perfect hair 24/7. Perfect smelling body 24/7. If you want to be dirty you can turn off the ability.Also this ability allows the clothes you were stay Perfectly clean. No stains will ever touch a shirt/pants you wear. Your underwear will have no s* stains at all. Your clothes will be smooth and smelling wonderful.Also when you take a crap your butt will instantly be %100 clean. No more TP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/18/24 11:37:46 AM #2:	I'll take the ability holy shit. I could like work out for an hour and not even need a shower afterwards. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979977128] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the ability holy shit. I could like work out for an hour and not even need a shower afterwards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/18/24 11:38:43 AM #3:	Does this count on the inside too? So like, I'll never get pollen in my sinuses? --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979977141] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Does this count on the inside too?So like, I'll never get pollen in my sinuses? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 04/18/24 11:38:50 AM #4:	just thinking of all the times I had a good spot at a music festival or concert and lost it because I had to piss ill take the ability --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:979977143] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>just thinking of all the times I had a good spot at a music festival or concert and lost it because I had to pissill take the ability </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 04/18/24 11:40:53 AM #6:	the clean ability --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Dragon's Dogma 2 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979977175] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>the clean ability </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowblade 04/18/24 11:41:25 AM #7:	Should've gone with at least $5 million. Lol --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:979977183] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Should've gone with at least $5 million. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE_FOSTER 04/18/24 11:41:49 AM #8:	Shadowblade posted... Should've gone with at least $5 million. Lol yeah 50k aint shit <cite>CADE_FOSTER posted [p:979977187] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Shadowblade posted... </cite><quote>Should've gone with at least $5 million. Lol</quote>yeah 50k aint shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Sonic 04/18/24 11:42:19 AM #9:	??? I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean. --- What is the equivalent of taking a shower in an online community? <cite>Solid_Sonic posted [p:979977197] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>???I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 04/18/24 11:43:34 AM #10:	Solid_Sonic posted... ??? I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean. Think of all the time youd get back every day if you never had to shower or wash your hands or use the bathroom --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:979977222] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Solid_Sonic posted... </cite><quote>???I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean.</quote>Think of all the time youd get back every day if you never had to shower or wash your hands or use the bathroom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowblade 04/18/24 12:12:56 PM #11:	>___> --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:979977698] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>>___> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joaquintall 04/18/24 12:20:49 PM #12:	Clean for sure, not having to brush teeth alone is worth it (as well as flossing and dentist visits). <cite>joaquintall posted [p:979977843] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Clean for sure, not having to brush teeth alone is worth it (as well as flossing and dentist visits). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/18/24 1:54:35 PM #13:	Solid_Sonic posted... ??? I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean. It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979979335] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Solid_Sonic posted... </cite><quote>???I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean.</quote>It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gray_Areas 04/18/24 1:58:40 PM #14:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live. And with some smart use of this ability, you could probably leverage the "pretty privilege" to get an extra $50,000+ in net worth along the way. <cite>Gray_Areas posted [p:979979386] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live.</quote>And with some smart use of this ability, you could probably leverage the "pretty privilege" to get an extra $50,000+ in net worth along the way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 04/18/24 2:04:54 PM #15:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live. Yeah most of us will live another 40-50 years or more if you think you spend an hour a day just cleaning yourself (brushing teeth, showering, grooming, using the bathroom, washing your hands, etc) thats 14000-19000 hours over the course of the rest of your lifetime that means its roughly $3/day to not have to do any of those things --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:979979489] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>It's not so much that it's a huge chore as $50k is not a huge sum. Not if you assume you have multiple decades left to live.</quote>Yeah most of us will live another 40-50 years or moreif you think you spend an hour a day just cleaning yourself (brushing teeth, showering, grooming, using the bathroom, washing your hands, etc) thats 14000-19000 hours over the course of the rest of your lifetimethat means its roughly $3/day to not have to do any of those things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
misterbum 04/18/24 2:06:01 PM #16:	Clean power, tyvm --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL <cite>misterbum posted [p:979979508] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Clean power, tyvm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 04/18/24 2:07:16 PM #17:	That ability would definitely help with my OCD of 1) always having to have my hands feel like they are freshly washed and 2) keeping multiple outfit changes in my car becasue my other OCD is having any stain on my clothes. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:979979525] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>That ability would definitely help with my OCD of 1) always having to have my hands feel like they are freshly washed and 2) keeping multiple outfit changes in my car becasue my other OCD is having any stain on my clothes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 04/18/24 2:07:32 PM #18:	Money. I already do all that grooming for free. --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:979979527] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Money. I already do all that grooming for free. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 04/18/24 2:09:46 PM #19:	Solid_Sonic posted... ??? I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean. It's not a chore at all. But the part about never having to wash your clothes clinched it for me. Plus $50k wouldn't even pay off my mortgage. Anytime one of these "would you" topics come up on here, the first thing I ask is "Is the money enough to make me debt free?" --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:979979570] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Solid_Sonic posted... </cite><quote>???I mean I live a pretty hygienic lifestyle as is so I don't consider it a chore to stay clean.</quote>It's not a chore at all. But the part about never having to wash your clothes clinched it for me.Plus $50k wouldn't even pay off my mortgage. Anytime one of these "would you" topics come up on here, the first thing I ask is "Is the money enough to make me debt free?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 04/18/24 2:10:16 PM #20:	Ability. I'm an extremely hairy bastard, so I need to shower every morning and after basically any workout. If I could just snap and be perfectly clean anytime, I'd be saving a solid half hour+ every day for the rest of my life bare minimum. Well worth it. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:979979580] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Ability. I'm an extremely hairy bastard, so I need to shower every morning and after basically any workout. If I could just snap and be perfectly clean anytime, I'd be saving a solid half hour+ every day for the rest of my life bare minimum.Well worth it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 04/18/24 2:10:43 PM #21:	CARRRNE_ASADA posted... Money. I already do all that grooming for free. You don't have to pay for soap/toothpaste/deodorant/laundry detergent? Plus the water/electric bills to pay services? --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:979979592] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>CARRRNE_ASADA posted... </cite><quote>Money. I already do all that grooming for free.</quote>You don't have to pay for soap/toothpaste/deodorant/laundry detergent?Plus the water/electric bills to pay services? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/18/24 2:11:11 PM #22:	I do not mind bathing at all, but... Shadowblade posted... Also when you take a crap your butt will instantly be %100 clean. No more TP. Yeah, I think I'll do the planet a solid and not kontribute to the TP bits in the ocean. Also teeth make this an insta-win since insta-klean would be infinitely better for you mouth than brushing any number of times per day. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:979979599] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>I do not mind bathing at all, but...Shadowblade posted... </cite><quote>Also when you take a crap your butt will instantly be %100 clean. No more TP.</quote>Yeah, I think I'll do the planet a solid and not kontribute to the TP bits in the ocean.Also teeth make this an insta-win since insta-klean would be infinitely better for you mouth than brushing any number of times per day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 04/18/24 2:14:40 PM #23:	Ability without a doubt most people make 50k in a year. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:979979637] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Ability without a doubt most people make 50k in a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 04/18/24 2:15:57 PM #24:	I'll actually take the ability this time. We waste so much time cleaning ourselves. I'd be overjoyed if I never had to worry about it and just be clean. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:979979660] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>I'll actually take the ability this time. We waste so much time cleaning ourselves. I'd be overjoyed if I never had to worry about it and just be clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 04/18/24 2:40:14 PM #25:	Perfect teeth alone is worth it. Everything else will end up saving a ridiculous amount of time, too. --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:979979981] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>Perfect teeth alone is worth it. Everything else will end up saving a ridiculous amount of time, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 04/18/24 2:40:21 PM #26:	This ability is worth millions. Nobody in their right mind would take 50k over it. We're talking about saving hundreds of thousands of dollars of your lifetime on hygiene products that will go well over 50k, and hell, your health. Not to mention social and professional relationships, and you save time from cleaning yourself and going to doctor/dentist appointments, or anywhere really. You can work for companies and have them test their products on you. Which could save them millions of dollars. No offense, but this poll really wasn't thought out. Should have put the money in the millions. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:979979983] in $50,000 or... [t:80750259]...</cite> <quote>This ability is worth millions. Nobody in their right mind would take 50k over it.We're talking about saving hundreds of thousands of dollars of your lifetime on hygiene products that will go well over 50k, and hell, your health. Not to mention social and professional relationships, and you save time from cleaning yourself and going to doctor/dentist appointments, or anywhere really.You can work for companies and have them test their products on you. Which could save them millions of dollars.No offense, but this poll really wasn't thought out. Should have put the money in the millions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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