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Block_that_Kick
04/12/24 2:25:03 PM
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As I hope most people know, it is already illegal for non-citizens to vote in federal elections. This on its own accomplishes nothing.

So why are they doing it? Wouldnt the Democrats just go along with it anyway since its already law?

Not quite. The bill will be presented to the public as an anti-voting bill for non-citizens, but the GOP will cram so much unrelated batshit fuckery into the bill that the Democrats wont vote for it. This is by design. The GOP knows they wont, so once the vote fails, they can come out and scream that the Democrats are now on the record for non-citizens voting and of course ignore all the rest of the shit that was in the bill.

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Cemith
04/12/24 2:26:52 PM
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Performative pandering.

They don't actually need to do anything except flex to their base that they're fucking morons and are on their side.

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Euripides
04/12/24 2:29:00 PM
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Introduce a bill to stop a thing that is already illegal?

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CobraGT
04/12/24 2:43:12 PM
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Political stunt.

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ooger
04/12/24 2:44:12 PM
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Euripides posted...
Introduce a bill to stop a thing that is already illegal?
LOL, yep.

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Error1355
04/12/24 2:46:20 PM
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It's exhausting seeing the most blatantly stupid pandering bullshit get eaten up by idiots who refuse to educate themselves or just outright hate other people and enjoy watching them suffer.

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/12/24 2:48:25 PM
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Followed by a bill to prevent preschoolers from voting.

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Kaldrenthebold
04/12/24 2:50:01 PM
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All dems should vote for this so it pulls the wind out of their sails. It's already illegal so...

I mean I know Chester down in dumbfuck Alabama hillside won't understand, but they won't understand most things anyway.

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Euripides
04/12/24 2:54:45 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
All dems should vote for this so it pulls the wind out of their sails. It's already illegal so...

They should just so the GOP can't make ads accusing the Dems of being "pro-illegal voting"

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FearlessMango
04/12/24 2:59:17 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
All dems should vote for this so it pulls the wind out of their sails. It's already illegal so...

I mean I know Chester down in dumbfuck Alabama hillside won't understand, but they won't understand most things anyway.

Euripides posted...
They should just so the GOP can't make ads accusing the Dems of being "pro-illegal voting"
did you even read the opening post?

The bill will be presented to the public as an anti-voting bill for non-citizens, but the GOP will cram so much unrelated batshit fuckery into the bill that the Democrats wont vote for it. This is by design.
this is exactly what happens with bills all the time, republicans just jam a lot of disgusting bullshit into their bills that any rational person would not vote for it

you're already falling for the GOP gameplan

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Were_Wyrm
04/12/24 3:02:06 PM
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While they're at it they should pass a bill preventing anyone under 18 from voting.

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Error1355
04/12/24 3:02:54 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
While they're at it they should pass a bill preventing anyone under 18 from voting.
Oh, oh! Don't forget to also make it illegal for anyone dead to vote!

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Kaldrenthebold
04/12/24 3:05:16 PM
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FearlessMango posted...
did you even read the opening post?

this is exactly what happens with bills all the time, republicans just jam a lot of disgusting bullshit into their bills that any rational person would not vote for it

Do you have the receipts of this actually happening with this particular bill or nah? Do you have the actual bill?

The image just says they plan to put this bill up to a vote. At the surface if it is about non-citizens voting then yes dems should all vote against it, which is what I commented about.

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bluezero
04/12/24 3:07:41 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Do you have the receipts of this actually happening with this particular bill or nah? Do you have the actual bill?

The image just says they plan to put this bill up to a vote. At the surface if it is about non-citizens voting then yes dems should all vote against it, which is what I commented about.
The largest WHOOSH

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Kaldrenthebold
04/12/24 3:09:16 PM
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bluezero posted...
The largest WHOOSH

...no? I am well aware of stuffing bills with pork. I'm asking for this particular instance what is in the bill as I commented on the fragment of a piece of an article TC posted and nothing else?

Well let me amend my post then anyway:

IF this bill is only to disallow non-citizens to vote (and only non-citizens) then the dems should vote for it cause it is already illegal.
IF this bill has extra pork in it that also disallows say, green card holders, asylum pending people or whomever else doesn't fit the mold of a "model voter" then yes they should rightfully not vote for it.

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Doom_Art
04/12/24 3:20:27 PM
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The Conservative Party in Canada tried something similar with a push to make honour killing illegal

There was a lot of backlash because most people realized that it was a blatant dogwhistle and that murder is already illegal under the criminal code of Canada

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Shadow_Don
04/12/24 3:24:03 PM
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So if this passes then we will agree the election wasn't rigged if biden wins? Right?...

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Error1355
04/12/24 3:25:55 PM
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Shadow_Don posted...
So if this passes then we will agree the election wasn't rigged if biden wins? Right?...

"Oh you forgot to read bylaw on page 563, section 68 article h sentence 6 "No one named Joe Biden may be elected president in the 2024 election", sorry he's disqualified'

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ejolson
04/12/24 3:42:24 PM
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What is the bill number?

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Takuya_Lee
04/12/24 3:53:26 PM
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Error1355 posted...
"Oh you forgot to read bylaw on page 563, section 68 article h sentence 6 "No one named Joe Biden may be elected president in the 2024 election", sorry he's disqualified'

*Reads*. Are you sure? That bylaw pertains to the American right to have a perfectly cooked egg sandwich once a week.

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UnsteadyOwl
04/13/24 7:43:55 AM
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https://www.npr.org/2024/04/12/1244302080/trump-johnson-noncitizen-voting-bill

So it looks like the bill would introduce new hoops that people have to jump through when registering to vote, supposedly in the name of keeping noncitizens from voting but in actuality would just make it harder for eligible voters to register since noncitizens trying to vote illegally almost never happens.

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buddhamonster
04/13/24 7:47:37 AM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
https://www.npr.org/2024/04/12/1244302080/trump-johnson-noncitizen-voting-bill

So it looks like the bill would introduce new hoops that people have to jump through when registering to vote, supposedly in the name of keeping noncitizens from voting but in actuality would just make it harder for eligible voters to register since noncitizens trying to vote illegally almost never happens.
So it's the "high turnout negatively affects Republicans, let's make sure turnout is low" bill.

Pretty much par for the course at this point.

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UnsteadyOwl
04/13/24 7:55:45 AM
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buddhamonster posted...
So it's the "high turnout negatively affects Republicans, let's make sure turnout is low" bill.

Pretty much par for the course at this point.
Yes, but they know it won't pass. So it seems like the plan is pretty much what the TC said. Introduce a bill to fix a nonexistent problem to try to give the impression that it's actually a problem. Include provisions that will ensure Democrats will never pass it. Then use that to attack Democrats.

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