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Hayame_Zero
03/28/24 3:14:11 PM
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https://twitter.com/tdcpresents/status/1773160918475555173?t=-Sdfo1jDmq2dzNb8AdIrvg&s=19

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Turducken
03/28/24 3:18:07 PM
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God, it's awful. And not in the 'so-bad-it's-good' way a lot of his other crap is. There are videos out there that have all the funny/worthwhile parts, and they're like 5-6 minutes long. Just watch one of those instead of an hour and a half of...ugh.

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Irony
03/28/24 3:19:45 PM
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Neil Breen movies are the best

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mario2000
03/28/24 3:21:28 PM
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Neil Breen is a curious specimen, a conspicuous oddity.

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philsov
03/28/24 3:23:43 PM
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Yeah, that's only marginally better than Wing Commander 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpxItq_r7to

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TomClark
03/28/24 3:30:22 PM
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That's certainly an interesting creative decision...

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Shotgunnova
03/28/24 3:30:58 PM
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lmao

It's like when you'd open your PS1 and swap to the wrong disc.

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SaikyoStyle
03/28/24 3:31:58 PM
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I am the winged warrior.

*Immediately dies*

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specialkid8
03/28/24 3:44:09 PM
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There's no way he's smart enough to figure out layering different parts of the background so people look like they're behind something. Who helped him with this?

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GeminiDeus
03/28/24 3:47:06 PM
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If you guys haven't seen Space Ice's video on it, you should give it a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQRzvmaAfIw

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divot1338
03/28/24 3:50:26 PM
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How does he get such amazingly bad performances from his actors?

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WalkingPlague
03/28/24 4:23:18 PM
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i never thought id say this. id rather wate an uwe boll film than neil breen.

space ice kills it with his videos on him.

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Prestoff
03/28/24 4:25:24 PM
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HIs movies in a nutshell lol.

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trappedunderice
03/28/24 4:26:28 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
If you guys haven't seen Space Ice's video on it, you should give it a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQRzvmaAfIw
Jason brant also did a review on it as well, you gotta be super high to watch a breen film.
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KFHEWUI
03/28/24 6:22:40 PM
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Beautiful!

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Hayame_Zero
03/30/24 12:15:02 PM
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divot1338 posted...
How does he get such amazingly bad performances from his actors?
People probably feed of his lack of energy.

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CRON
03/30/24 12:31:34 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
There's no way he's smart enough to figure out layering different parts of the background so people look like they're behind something. Who helped him with this?
My theory is that it's a Tim & Eric situation where there's something fundamentally wrong/off with him and that in some way he's being taken advantage of by a producer/editor with a lot more self awareness. I think once his movies gained a cult following someone struck up a partnership and doubled down (heh) on how shitty everything is.

He allegedly made his money by being a successful realtor and architect but he has no social skills and has shown no evidence of being competent at anything, which leads me to doubt his ability to use something like drafting software which has been standard in architecture for decades; let alone editing/graphics software.

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Crimsoness
03/30/24 12:32:43 PM
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I think he just likes making movies and doesn't really have the skill

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GeminiDeus
03/30/24 12:39:32 PM
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This is another good channel and this video just dropped half an hour ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCb8lXYf7oA

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Crimsoness
03/30/24 12:41:59 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCb8lXYf7oA

Always happy to see Mark get some respect

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UnsteadyOwl
03/30/24 12:46:12 PM
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A scene from this movie. I have no words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpT99CzeVc

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GeminiDeus
03/30/24 12:48:51 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
A scene from this movie. I have no words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpT99CzeVc
I'm fairly certain most of the budget went into animating the tiger because it's absolutely the best looking animation in any of his movies.

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Tyranthraxus
03/30/24 12:58:06 PM
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I feel like you could almost make something out of this if you hammed it up and add more self awareness.

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dancing_cactuar
03/30/24 1:09:29 PM
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Watching this in a packed theater with an audience that all knew exactly what they were in for was truly magical.

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