Current Events > Chillin' in Germany right now >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

It ain't like my homeland of Japan, but it's still pretty nice so far. But the service is spotty here so idk when I'll be on cell service >_> Probably minimal email and gamefaqs time for me

Wish I could afford to travel.

An actual old friend of mine is in Antigua. We've been chatting some and playing TroubleShooter (separately) on Steam. Wouldn't that be something if we were playing that together on such vastly weird networks. He was a on a steam deck on the beach!

Anyhow. tldr I could travel just things were fucked up and I shoulda quit my job a long time ago gave two weeks properly came back etc. maybe I am not rich but I did have little payments.

Germany is huge, where ya actually at?

Been to Berlin a few times. Always been a great trip.

The roads there are much bigger than London.

Is it also clean?

Zwijn posted...

Germany is huge, where ya actually at?

Speyer right now. Usually I do vacations on my own, but I decided to try a tour group this time and we're hopping around a bunch of cities and villages >_> It's an interesting experience so far

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Thanks for the tip! I loved hanging dong with my fellow countrymen in Japanese onsens. I should try it here too

Watch out @teep_ Neon's in your neck of the woods

Neon came back?

Feels like Neon is coming closer to me every week.

I'm about 300 Km north of Speyer in Gttingen right now.

deoxxys posted...

Neon came back?

Came back? I never left >_>

MathMurderer posted...

I'm about 300 Km north of Speyer in Gttingen right now.

Nice!

Karovorak posted...

Feels like Neon is coming closer to me every week.

Where you at?

NeonOPPAl posted...

Where you at?

Vienna.

Still ~600km away from you, but that's at least only 10% of the usual distance to you.

Maybe next time I'll get closer >_>

Speyer is nice. I can recommend the Technikmuseum. Expensive, but worth the visit

You're about 30 mins from where I lived for almost 10 years, you think you would have visited beforehand and not immediately after I left >_>

My bad lol. Thanks for the tip tho

Where else is the tour group going?

teep_ posted...

Where else is the tour group going?

I know Rudesheim is another stop but I forget the rest >_> The itinerary is back in my hotel room. It's a bunch of names I cant pronounce lol

Man, there is a FUCK ton of graffiti in Germany. Every town I passed through has a lot of it, both artful and just random scribblings

Neon's gonna plant his seed on every continent

I saw the words Ausfahrt a bunch of times and giggle everytime >_>

Ausfahrt means exit in German

NeonOPPAl posted...

Man, there is a FUCK ton of graffiti in Germany. Every town I passed through has a lot of it, both artful and just random scribblings

I can't say much about this city in particular, but yes, this sounds normal here.

Some cities have some more varity then others.

Like, I know that Dsseldorf has hundreds of Pac-Man ghosts everywhere. Seriously everywhere.

You could probably go to Dsseldorf with google streetview and play the game "where is the pac man ghost?" at any random location.

NeonOPPAl posted...

Speyer right now. Usually I do vacations on my own, but I decided to try a tour group this time and we're hopping around a bunch of cities and villages >_> It's an interesting experience so far

Thanks for the tip! I loved hanging dong with my fellow countrymen in Japanese onsens. I should try it here too

Oh near Pfalz, nice. About 3 hours with car from where I live, but camped there last year.

NeonOPPAl posted...

I know Rudesheim is another stop but I forget the rest >_> The itinerary is back in my hotel room. It's a bunch of names I cant pronounce lol

Rdesheim is really great. We used to meet up with family to BBQ there a lot

Send the itinerary when you get the chance

teep_ posted...

Rdesheim is really great. We used to meet up with family to BBQ there a lot

Send the itinerary when you get the chance

Went to the brewery/museum there, loved Rdesheimer Kaffee ever since.

I have yet to see a IRL busty St. Pauli's girl with a low cut dress and 2 beersteins. Where da fuck can I find them? >_>

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NeonOPPAl posted...

I have yet to see a IRL busty St. Pauli's girl with a low cut dress and 2 beersteins. Where da fuck can I find them? >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/31e94b4a.jpg

St Pauli is in Hamburg...

Great city btw. I went there once and definitely plan on going again

It says on the sign imported German beer tho. Is it a lie? Is that why I havent seen any beautiful busty waitresses yet? Cuz they're all in a different country!?

NeonOPPAl posted...

I have yet to see a IRL busty St. Pauli's girl with a low cut dress and 2 beersteins. Where da fuck can I find them? >_>

I would guess that you find the St. Pauli girls in..

St. Pauli.

Besides that, just search for some Brauerei / Brewery at your place and try your luck there.

In the worst case, you just get a good beer.

Where the big boobed German women at?

Trumpo posted...

Where the big boobed German women at?

idk, Titty Watch 2024: German Edition is a dud so far. A lot of nice asses tho >_>

NeonOPPAl posted...

idk, Titty Watch 2024: German Edition is a dud so far. A lot of nice asses tho >_>

See if you get the chance to visit Mannheim. Enjoy some Turkish food while you're at it, both street food (doner) and restaurant food

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Hey, we still don't know how long he is already there, and how long he is going to stay there.

He may save the best for the last.

NeonOPPAl posted...

I have yet to see a IRL busty St. Pauli's girl with a low cut dress and 2 beersteins. Where da fuck can I find them? >_>

St. Pauli being in Hamburg (northern Germany) and beersteins being more common in southern Germany than in northern Germany makes this a somewhat unlikely combination. But I'm going to St. Pauli tomorrow for a day trip and in two weeks staying overnight, so I'll let you know if I encounter any women that fit your description.

Whoops I thought Hamburg was in a different country. Derp >_>

Eh, most Americans cant read a map anyway lol. I'm just molding with the stereotype

Is this a vacation?

MathMurderer posted...

St. Pauli being in Hamburg (northern Germany) and beersteins being more common in southern Germany than in northern Germany makes this a somewhat unlikely combination. But I'm going to St. Pauli tomorrow for a day trip and in two weeks staying overnight, so I'll let you know if I encounter any women that fit your description.

Hamburg is where my family hails from.

My grandads last name was literally hamberger (Americanized by replacing the u with a e to differentiate it from the food)

I also want some food reports from you, Neon.

Go to the next Lidl and buy a dozen different types of bread. NOW.

Karovorak posted...

I also want some food reports from you, Neon.

Go to the next Lidl and buy a dozen different types of bread. NOW.

Someone said to me that Germans love their bread lol

NeonOPPAl posted...

Someone said to me that Germans love their bread lol

You can replace this mostly with europeans in general, but yes.

I also heard that Germans gotta take an off-road part of their driving test to get their license. Is that true? >_>

what's the german word for boobs

SSJGrimReaper posted...

what's the german word for boobs

Brste I think?

"Madam, you have a swell pair of brste on you"

NeonOPPAl posted...

I also heard that Germans gotta take an off-road part of their driving test to get their license. Is that true? >_>

I'm no german and have no driving licence either, but I don't think so. Usually it's just a mix of driving on country roads, autobahn and at night, and much stricter than whatever I heared from the US, but that's just hear-say.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

what's the german word for boobs

Titten!

NeonOPPAl posted...

Brste I think?

"Madam, you have a swell pair of brste on you"

Brste would be Breast. So, not wrong, but not naughty like "booby".

Titten is way easier to remember. Thanks!

NeonOPPAl posted...

Titten is way easier to remember. Thanks!

Yeah, just go like that:

If you would say Breast, say Brste, if you go for titties, say Titten.

Since you are in Germany you could also try "Mpse", but there is probably a 0% chance that you are able to pronounce this without someone coaching you.