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03/19/24 6:03:36 PM
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Killmonger
03/19/24 8:35:53 PM
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Jackie don't want any trouble, but Wick thinks Jackie killed his dog. They fight in a warehouse full of vases!

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Turbam
03/19/24 8:36:26 PM
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Vases?
Jackie's got this

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K181
03/19/24 8:36:27 PM
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Jackie, ainec

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VideoboysaysCube
03/19/24 8:41:03 PM
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Jackie ends up disarming Wick with a pencil sharpener.

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obliteratus
03/19/24 8:46:30 PM
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Jackie Chan has more plot armor but once he finds out that John Wick is the good guy they'll team up against the bad guy.

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NoxObscuras
03/19/24 8:49:26 PM
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John Wick with no guns? Jackie wins

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Zikten
03/19/24 9:03:27 PM
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John Wick never loses. Also when John founds out Jackie abused his gay daughter, he will get a power boost
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Ivany2008
03/19/24 9:05:30 PM
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Vs. MadTVs Will Sasso portraying Steven Seagal who only wants to walk this stupid path of peace, but your forcing him to walk the path of pieces?
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Fenriswolf
03/19/24 9:29:06 PM
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Zikten posted...
John Wick never loses. Also when John founds out Jackie abused his gay daughter, he will get a power boost

Nonsense. You're falsely accusing Jackie Chan of being a homophobe, even though the girl's mother chose not to have him involved in her life, and the mother frequently quarrels with her daughter due to the latter's habit of drug use, running away from home, and several suicide attempts.

https://tinyurl.com/4x96uw6n

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ssjevot
03/19/24 9:32:13 PM
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Fenris is like a strawman that came to life.

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unknownhombre
03/19/24 9:33:24 PM
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Jackie.

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DrizztLink
03/19/24 9:40:00 PM
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ssjevot posted...
Fenris is like a strawman that came to life.
It's a subject related to the CCP, and if whatabouts are half of his personality, desperate China defense is the other one.

Bills to pay, I guess.

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Fenriswolf
03/19/24 9:41:49 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
It's a subject related to the CCP, and if whatabouts are half of his personality, desperate China defense is the other one.

Bills to pay, I guess.

Who brought up Jackie Chan's personal life into this topic again? Not me.

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DrizztLink
03/19/24 9:42:43 PM
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I'm not going to play Fennie Whatabout with you.

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ssjevot
03/19/24 10:01:13 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
It's a subject related to the CCP, and if whatabouts are half of his personality, desperate China defense is the other one.

Bills to pay, I guess.

He also is unhinged about Xbox. Which is honestly really weird. They should be like the enemy or something.

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trappedunderice
03/19/24 10:19:32 PM
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Does jackie chan have access to alcohol?
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PeteyParker
03/19/24 10:19:59 PM
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What about Van Damme?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56b4a83d.jpg

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DocileOrangeCup
03/19/24 10:22:19 PM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
Jackie ends up disarming Wick with a pencil sharpener.
Holy shit that's great

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