Current Events > her on the first date: you need to put mayo on everything

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TheHoldSteady
03/06/24 8:05:17 AM
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what do you did

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Irony
03/06/24 8:06:23 AM
#2:


Why am I dating Hijikata?

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specialkid8
03/06/24 8:09:47 AM
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I disrobe and get the Costco tub

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action52
03/06/24 8:26:06 AM
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(showing her my mayo slathered peen)

Way ahead of you, babe.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/06/24 6:28:24 PM
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"I know a place you can put some ;)"

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Turbam
03/06/24 6:29:20 PM
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I guess I put mayo on her

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xGhostchantx
03/06/24 6:47:08 PM
#8:


put a ring on it

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Japanties
03/06/24 6:48:36 PM
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"...well that's unfortunate, because I *hate* mayo."
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bigtiggie23
03/06/24 6:49:26 PM
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The hell I do!

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tremain07
03/06/24 7:02:43 PM
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Irony posted...
Why am I dating Hijikata?
I've very happy someone immediately made a Gintama reference that shit is old as fuck so I wasn't sure anyone still remembered it. May the Gorilla enjoy his retirement because oh my GOD did actually ending the damn thing take FOR EVER

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thronedfire2
03/06/24 7:02:58 PM
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I leave immediately

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Strider102
03/06/24 7:04:04 PM
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I strip naked and rub Mayo all over my body.

Slowly.

Sensually.

While moaning.

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Probo93
03/06/24 7:19:27 PM
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I'd question why she's asking me that since I don't like mayo or mayo adjacent stuff lol

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modena
03/06/24 7:21:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/112726e9.jpg

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ClayGuida
03/06/24 7:22:53 PM
#18:


Put mayo on them tiddies.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
03/06/24 7:32:11 PM
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Irony posted...
Why am I dating Hijikata?

Because Gintoki was already taken.


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The_Korey
03/06/24 7:40:18 PM
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We're done. Mayo is disgusting and has no place in my life.

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viewmaster_pi
03/06/24 8:05:18 PM
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i tell her "don't be so mayo" and use my own miracle whip i always keep on me

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Mistere_Man
03/06/24 8:07:15 PM
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Put a spoonful of mayo down my pants then say your move.

Jk

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TheLiarParadox
03/06/24 8:08:15 PM
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If it's vegan mayo, sure.

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pfh1001
03/06/24 8:12:34 PM
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"No."
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thekosmicfool
03/06/24 8:13:51 PM
#25:


Say "I think I love you"

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