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Garabandal
03/05/24 3:38:14 PM
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Probably

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Turducken
03/05/24 3:42:57 PM
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I hoped when the movie was going to first come out that it would be about a perfectly functioning Jurassic World theme park and like the big tense moments are things like 'can we get in line for the Raptor exhibit before it closes down at 4 pm?' and 'noooo the sodas are so expensive here!' and other things like that.

And you'd keep waiting for the point when The Chaos Begins and it becomes a traditional Jurassic Park movie and that just never happens.

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masterpug53
03/05/24 3:43:11 PM
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The 3rd movie in the 'World' trilogy is considerably worse, and apparently the middle one is considerably worse than even that (couldn't say, I skipped that one).

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HylianFox
03/05/24 3:43:38 PM
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I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF

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trivialbeing
03/05/24 3:45:31 PM
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when the Carnosaur movies exist? Really?
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TheSavageDragon
03/05/24 3:45:32 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
The 3rd movie in the 'World' trilogy is considerably worse,

This.
Literally the only thing it had going for it was that we finally had some more diverse dinos than just the same 5 or 6 they've been riding the franchise on.
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Imit8m3
03/05/24 3:45:55 PM
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Yea, they cant do that book series justice on the big screen. Its because of the directors need to diverge from the books to make their own story.

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masterpug53
03/05/24 3:46:44 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF

Yeah, that was the biggest mark against the first World. It takes things far enough that it leaves you with the impression that the director or someone else high up on production had a serious grudge against that actress.

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/05/24 3:46:48 PM
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something about Chris Pratt doing the stand down thing with those velociraptors just makes me cringe for some reason... lol
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HylianFox
03/05/24 3:47:24 PM
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Imit8m3 posted...
Yea, they cant do that book series justice on the big screen. Its because of the directors need to diverge from the books to make their own story.

tbf the actual JP book is a lot of dry technobabble, with some dinosaurs thrown in

also the park owner is an evil capitalist rather than Santa Claus, which doesn't fly in the US

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Garabandal
03/05/24 3:48:36 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
something about Chris Pratt doing the stand down thing with those velociraptors just makes me cringe for some reason... lol
"Who's the alpha?"
"You're looking at him kid."

*Cringing intensifies*

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ai123
03/05/24 3:49:35 PM
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If that's the one where Chris Pratt leads his velociraptor gang into battle, then it's not just the worst dinosaur movie ever made.

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HylianFox
03/05/24 3:51:20 PM
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ai123 posted...
If that's the one where Chris Pratt leads his velociraptor gang into battle, then it's not just the worst dinosaur movie ever made.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2c9396db.jpg

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LeoRavus
03/05/24 3:52:39 PM
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Land of the Lost

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name_unknown
03/05/24 3:53:39 PM
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HylianFox posted...
tbf the actual JP book is a lot of dry technobabble, with some dinosaurs thrown in

also the park owner is an evil capitalist rather than Santa Claus, which doesn't fly in the US
Corporate Espionage is just leveling the playing field for workers. Stealing another company's work/IP and sell it to the highest bidder. It was also in Willy Wonka 1971 movie.
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Foppe
03/05/24 3:54:38 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/09ec1fc7.jpg

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name_unknown
03/05/24 3:55:47 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/09ec1fc7.jpg
4.99 still to much
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nocturnal_traveler
03/05/24 3:55:52 PM
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You haven't watched very many Dinosaur movies if you think Jurassic World is even close to the worst. Case in point...

trivialbeing posted...
when the Carnosaur movies exist? Really?


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bioshockjack
03/05/24 3:56:51 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/09ec1fc7.jpg
This is the correct answer

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Prestoff
03/05/24 3:57:07 PM
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Honestly, the first Jurassic Park movie's story and plot is really B-tier at best. The main reason it's so well beloved because the special effects, even to this day, is pretty damn impressive how real the dinosaurs in the movie feels. It goes to show how important it is to mix practical effects with CGI. Jurassic World has the exact opposite problem, it looks and feels just so goddamn fake. It's honestly hilarious that they even admitted they put CGI over the few times they used animatronics to try to give it more "life" when it just made more dead than anything. I mean that nots even going in how stupid the plot is for Jurassic World. Apparently Bryce Dallas Howard in Jurassic World is just as fast as a Jeep from the first movie.


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Garabandal
03/05/24 4:00:04 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/09ec1fc7.jpg
We have a winner! I remember this abomination immediately after posting this topic.

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TheGoldenEel
03/05/24 4:00:41 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF
just looked this up to watch it again and the top hit is from a youtube page called "vore in media" so i'm uh, not going to share that

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Cobra1010
03/05/24 4:01:31 PM
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Im just sick of seeing Chris Pratt's face.

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BombermanGold
03/05/24 4:02:08 PM
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Theodore Rex was some kooky shit, but...

trivialbeing posted...
when the Carnosaur movies exist? Really?

Yeah. TC showing they're a young'n.

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HylianFox
03/05/24 4:03:10 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Im just sick of seeing Chris Pratt's face.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e32df5f.jpg

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Prestoff
03/05/24 4:03:35 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Im just sick of seeing Chris Pratt's face.

Don't worry, you'll soon get sick of his voice as well because he's going to be voicing Garfield.

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BombermanGold
03/05/24 4:03:58 PM
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HylianFox posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e32df5f.jpg

With the way the current Jurassic movies have been going, they need to go full-on kino and make a Cadillacs & Dinosaurs movie.

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HylianFox
03/05/24 4:05:03 PM
#28:


BombermanGold posted...
With the way the current Jurassic movies have been going, they need to go full-on kino and make a Cadillacs & Dinosaurs movie.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/019a75d3.jpg

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ModernPost
03/05/24 4:06:24 PM
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The sequel is way way worse.

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HylianFox
03/05/24 4:09:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/283033d0.jpg

Dinahsitty

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Serious_Cat
03/05/24 4:11:28 PM
#31:


It's not even close to being the worst Jurassic Park movie, let alone worst dinosaur movie.

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Sandalorn
03/05/24 4:12:53 PM
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The last one where they have the auction is so bad. The ending dialogue is so horrendous it should have won some sort of award.

"Now humans and Dinosaurs must learn to co-exist on the planet...."
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mercurydude
03/05/24 4:15:52 PM
#33:


name_unknown posted...
4.99 still to much

49 cents is too much.

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SpawnShadow
03/05/24 4:16:41 PM
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Not even close. We live in a world where Pixar's The Good Dinosaur exists, and where some young-earth creationists were somehow allowed to buy Cabazon Dinosaurs (formerly Claude Bell's Dinosaurs; if you've seen The Wizard, this is where the main kid wants to go for most of the movie, and the town of Novac in Fallout: New Vegas is meant to be a stand-in for it) in 1995 and warp it into fundamentalist propaganda posing as a "museum" (though they apparently at least removed the creationist bullshit from the roadside attraction back in 2017, they still own and make money off of it). Both of those are far worse than the soulless cash grabs that the Jurassic Park franchise became in the World era (and even then, the first Jurassic World is at least decent for a "turn your brain off and kill a couple hours" movie).
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Garabandal
03/05/24 7:09:31 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
some young-earth creationists were somehow allowed to buy Cabazon Dinosaurs (formerly Claude Bell's Dinosaurs; if you've seen The Wizard, this is where the main kid wants to go for most of the movie, and the town of Novac in Fallout: New Vegas is meant to be a stand-in for it) in 1995 and warp it into fundamentalist propaganda posing as a "museum" (though they apparently at least removed the creationist bullshit from the roadside attraction back in 2017, they still own and make money off of it).
That's not a movie though. Is it?

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Irony
03/05/24 7:17:13 PM
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JP2

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Hambo
03/05/24 7:27:06 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Not even close. We live in a world where Pixar's The Good Dinosaur exists, and where some young-earth creationists were somehow allowed to buy Cabazon Dinosaurs (formerly Claude Bell's Dinosaurs; if you've seen The Wizard, this is where the main kid wants to go for most of the movie, and the town of Novac in Fallout: New Vegas is meant to be a stand-in for it) in 1995 and warp it into fundamentalist propaganda posing as a "museum" (though they apparently at least removed the creationist bullshit from the roadside attraction back in 2017, they still own and make money off of it). Both of those are far worse than the soulless cash grabs that the Jurassic Park franchise became in the World era (and even then, the first Jurassic World is at least decent for a "turn your brain off and kill a couple hours" movie).
They bought it in '95? I remember going there as a kid in the nineties and thinking it was just a cool dinosaur place. Admittedly, I was too young then to know what creationism was then, but it didn't seem religious. I stopped by again with some friends in 2012 and was horrified to see all the blatant anti-science merch and museum and I figured its transformation had happened more recently.

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thronedfire2
03/05/24 7:32:03 PM
#38:


HylianFox posted...
I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF

they made up for that in the next two Jurassic World movies

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Aztex
03/05/24 7:35:28 PM
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DrizztLink
03/05/24 7:35:46 PM
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Aztex posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d59873cd.jpg
You watch your fucking mouth.

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DarthDemented
03/05/24 7:38:32 PM
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Dude, you went into it to watch a dinosaur movie. You got a dinosaur movie. Where's the complaint?

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pjnelson
03/05/24 7:40:08 PM
#42:


Garabandal posted...
Is Jurassic World the worst dinosaur movie ever made?


No.

Y'all never saw dinosaur movies prior to Jurassic Park, I take it. I was a dinosaur nerd in the 80s and watched anything with dinosaurs, and a good one was rare. They were usually anything from bad to a crime against humanity.

https://youtu.be/VdkSH75jLoM?si=sHDN_gKEG_kqlLqD

This is actually better than most I watched, but I can't remember the names of the real stinkers off hand.

This was a rare good one, pre Jurassic Park:

https://youtu.be/mb2Nv4c6TxE?si=hvzHbcaCVi3ic_n1

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Zikten
03/05/24 8:25:54 PM
#43:


HylianFox posted...
I just remember the nanny got a much worse death than the villain

WTF
I would love to someday hear from the studio why they did that.
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DrizztLink
03/05/24 8:28:57 PM
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Zikten posted...
I would love to someday hear from the studio why they did that.
Big Merlin fans.

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-_rustykranz_-
03/05/24 8:31:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6539bc93.jpg

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thekosmicfool
03/05/24 8:34:24 PM
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trivialbeing posted...
when the Carnosaur movies exist? Really?

truth. There was one that was a 99% Aliens ripoff with rubber dinosaurs instead of xenomorphs.

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MLBloomy
03/05/24 8:39:01 PM
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Does it have to be living dinosaurs, or would Tammy and the T-Rex or that sci-fi movie Emilia Clarke was in before she got on Game of Thrones with the reanimated skeletons count? (Edit: Looked up the name - Triassic Attack.)
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ablegator
03/05/24 8:39:03 PM
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https://youtu.be/6hOb5YcCsNY?si=KWsk3edmbr-bx7jJ

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GranTurismo
03/05/24 9:04:19 PM
#49:


Garabandal posted...
Probably
what ? the 2 that came after that were terrible . The first jurasic world was good. Why were the following 2 so bad though?
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GranTurismo
03/05/24 9:04:52 PM
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-_rustykranz_- posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6539bc93.jpg
yeah amazing that like 150 yrs ago or so they got the theropod posture totally wrong.
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