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Bio1590
02/29/24 6:07:45 PM
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https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/donald-trump-is-broke-18694267.php

Incredible

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mystic_belmont
02/29/24 6:10:11 PM
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Wow, that is the actual title of the article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCBBDDd3AM

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mercurydude
02/29/24 6:23:57 PM
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So now is when you and I get to spike the football and do the happy dance. BROKE-ASS DONALD TRUMP IS BROKE AS ST! YOU PATHETIC LOSER! YOU SAGGY-ASS HOBO! YOU DONT HAVE NO ICE CREAM ... YOU DIDNT GET NONE! YOU DIDNT GET NONE!

For some reason, I hear this in my head like it's from an Adam Sandler or Chris Farley character, Or maybe Gilbert Gottfried.

I don't wanna misrepresent though, it's just like one paragraph that's like that, although that title is like something from a blog post.

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008Zulu
02/29/24 6:27:33 PM
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Cock Holster Elon isn't willing to front?

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GenXer
02/29/24 6:27:50 PM
#5:


mercurydude posted...
For some reason, I hear this in my head like it's from an Adam Sandler or Chris Farley character, Or maybe Gilbert Gottfried.

I don't wanna misrepresent though, it's just like one paragraph that's like that, although that title is like something from a blog post.
The whole ice cream bit at the end reminds me of an Eddie Murphy bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZPrMx3Afc

Yeah, pretty sure that's what they are referencing.
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mercurydude
02/29/24 6:32:59 PM
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GenXer posted...
The whole ice cream bit at the end reminds me of an Eddie Murphy bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZPrMx3Afc

Yeah, pretty sure that's what they are referencing.

Probably.. I think I knew it too somewhere in the back of my mind, which is why it was going to former SNL actiors. I just didn't go to the right one, lol.

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Cephalopods
02/29/24 6:35:11 PM
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As immature as that article is, it genuinely made me happy to read lol. And its insults to trump that are written in language for his cult to palatably understand.
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Kradek
02/29/24 6:36:33 PM
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Lol that article was unhinged and I loved it.

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Torgo
02/29/24 6:38:12 PM
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As long as racists, confused old people, and trolls with a little extra cash in their trust fund are capable of sending him money, Trump will never be broke, he has a nation of cows to milk.

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Kradek
02/29/24 6:40:29 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Cock Holster Elon isn't willing to front?

It's actually quite telling how none of the ultra-wealthy who have undoubtedly financially benefitted from Trump's presidency have swooped in to save him.

The Koch brothers gave Walker a loan of 900m for his 2016 Presidential campaign that they asked for him to return after his laughably stupid campaign.

Even though the Kochs, and now the last Koch brother, allegedly hate Trump and are funding Haley, I'm just pointing out how there are certainly wealthy people who could easily pay this off for Trump and I think it's quite telling that the American oligarchy seems to be leaving Trump out to dry.

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mercurydude
02/29/24 6:45:49 PM
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Torgo posted...
As long as racists, confused old people, and trolls with a little extra cash in their trust fund are capable of sending him money, Trump will never be broke, he has a nation of cows to milk.

Unfortunately, yeah. It's like the opposite of the situation with Oskar Schindler and the Schindler Jews making sure he always had a roof over his head and food to eat after he went broke.

Trump's done nothing for these people and has only affected their lives for the worse, but they will still give their last penny up to him because he makes them feel justified in being hateful.

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thronedfire2
02/29/24 6:47:51 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Cock Holster Elon isn't willing to front?

I feel like Donald Trump being bailed out by the richest man in the world would actually make both of them look much, much worse.

all Elon's questionable tweets would be major news and it would probably tank the value of his other companies even more

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Kradek
02/29/24 6:49:56 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I feel like Donald Trump being bailed out by the richest man in the world would actually make both of them look much, much worse.

all Elon's questionable tweets would be major news and it would probably tank the value of his other companies even more

Trump could be bailed out by the biblical devil and I doubt it would hurt him much.

Hard to believe Elon bailing him out would measurably hurt the credibility of either.

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mystic_belmont
02/29/24 6:51:09 PM
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Kradek posted...
Trump could be bailed out by the biblical devil and I doubt it would hurt him much.

Hard to believe Elon bailing him out would measurably hurt the credibility of either.

Elon doesn't have the liquid cash to do so.

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CSCA33
02/29/24 6:51:31 PM
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Ya gotta love it

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Kradek
02/29/24 6:52:06 PM
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mystic_belmont posted...
Elon doesn't have the liquid cash to do so.

Agreed, however that wasn't what my post or the one I was responding to was about.

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The_Korey
02/29/24 6:57:07 PM
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Torgo posted...
As long as racists, confused old people, and trolls with a little extra cash in their trust fund are capable of sending him money, Trump will never be broke, he has a nation of cows to milk.

Which is weird because one of he selling points has always been "He's rich so he must know what he is doing." Do they think fake news and Dark Brandon took billions from him overnight?

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