Current Events > $5mil, but 10 clones of Trump are born.

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Trumble
02/21/24 8:29:12 PM
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If you take the money, 10 pregnant people picked at random throughout the world will end up giving birth to babies with identical DNA to Donald Trump. They are not aware this will happen, nor is the actual Trump.

The money is untaxed Murica dollars (real ones, not Trump bucks).

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MarcoRubio
02/21/24 8:30:17 PM
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I would PAY five million to STOP THAT

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LeCh0nk
02/21/24 8:30:54 PM
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Sure, as long as those random women don't have a small loan of a million dollars to give him it'd just be like some penniless trumper being born.

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wackyteen
02/21/24 8:31:43 PM
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I was going to say no

but I'd turn that money into more money and then use that money to track down these 10 Trumps just to see how their lives turned out

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LeoRavus
02/21/24 8:31:54 PM
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Trump was born into wealth. A Trump clone born in the Mongolian plains will likely become an ox herder and mind his own business

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uwnim
02/21/24 8:36:40 PM
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Would the real Trump harvest their organs to live decades longer than he should?

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ForsakenHermit
02/21/24 8:37:21 PM
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No deal at any price. One Slug Virus is enough.

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BucketCat
02/21/24 8:37:54 PM
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I'd take the money, it's statistically unlikely that those trump clones would be born to parents who can give them upbringings and handouts compared to what trump got.
even in my life, I've already met dozens of people with similar personalities and vibes as trump but are complete deadbeats with a few who are like a store's general manager or something like that.

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Heineken14
02/21/24 8:38:30 PM
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Sure I'll take that money, because unlike Donnie, I understand how genetics and environment work and there isn't a lot of reason to believe they would grow up to be such disgusting pieces of shit as Donnie.

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Devilanse333
02/21/24 8:39:40 PM
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uwnim posted...
Would the real Trump harvest their organs to live decades longer than he should?

Or worse, they unite to form a 20 ft. tall robot called Trumpastator.

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_Unowninator_
02/21/24 8:40:28 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

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Bass
02/21/24 8:41:21 PM
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I mean, I'd feel horrible for those women impregnated against their will with Trumps.

The good news is they would never have the resources the real one has.

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Zikten
02/21/24 8:44:13 PM
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Why are we assuming they would turn out to act and think like him? Sharing his DNA doesn't mean they will be just like him. At least 1 of them, if not more, would likely be better people than their DNA source. They might be nice clones
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SecretBase
02/21/24 8:48:31 PM
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Money.

The only reason Trump is threatening is because he inherited significant wealth and connections. Otherwise he'd be some trailer park redneck loser like a large portion of his supporters.

With random placement the clones are unlikely to also be born rich, so they're irrelevant. They'd be no more important than the various Trump lookalikes.

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thronedfire2
02/21/24 8:51:51 PM
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they'd be nothing if they aren't born rich

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Raiden2909
02/21/24 8:56:51 PM
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Sure.. I would take the money, even if they were clones of him i doubt they would be the same as him personality wise since they wouldn't be raised in the same enviroment

and even if by some act of Satan they are the same as him then they would all pretty much be either used car salesmen or in jail since that is where trump would be if he didn't have his wealth to shield him from the consequences of his actions his entire life
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Ricemills
02/21/24 8:59:18 PM
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Deal.

Trump only becomes big because of his dad's financial support.
Baby clones of trump is no threat if they are raised by normal people.

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FlyEaglesFly24
02/21/24 8:59:45 PM
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Give me the money.

Odds are at least one of those clones winds up working at the drive thru of a new york fast food place and gets yelled at all the time because he doesnt know how to count, and short changes the register constantly.

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WingsOfGood
02/21/24 9:00:58 PM
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10 Trumps fighting each other is better than 1 being left alone so I take it
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bfslick50
02/21/24 9:02:38 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Trump was born into wealth. A Trump clone born in the Mongolian plains will likely become an ox herder and mind his own business

This. Its not his DNA that made him a piece of shit.

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