Current Events > If Jesus ran for president as a Dem and Satan ran as a Republican...

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SquantoZ 02/20/24 8:49:28 AM #1:	Who would most conservatives vote for? ~~overwhelmingly Satan still in my opinion~~ --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:978941459] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Who would most conservatives vote for?overwhelmingly Satan still in my opinion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/20/24 8:53:26 AM #2:	Satan, obviously. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:978941498] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Satan, obviously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/20/24 8:54:15 AM #3:	Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978941511] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 02/20/24 8:54:35 AM #4:	if Jesus ran as a republican, its base would be like, "who the hell is this guy?" --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:978941516] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>if Jesus ran as a republican, its base would be like, "who the hell is this guy?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 02/20/24 8:56:34 AM #5:	Bass posted... Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:978941539] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/20/24 9:00:40 AM #6:	"Lucifer was just a good Christian angel who was railroaded by an out-of-control liberal media! The Holy Ghost is a RINO! Stop being sheep and turn your back on the shepherd!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:978941586] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>"Lucifer was just a good Christian angel who was railroaded by an out-of-control liberal media! The Holy Ghost is a RINO! Stop being sheep and turn your back on the shepherd!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/20/24 9:01:16 AM #7:	They wouldn't believe he was Jesus --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978941597] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>They wouldn't believe he was Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 02/20/24 9:05:21 AM #8:	They would vote for Satan. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Best new show of 2023, One Piece live action. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:978941640] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>They would vote for Satan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 02/20/24 9:12:35 AM #9:	They are on record stating they think his teachings are woke. <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:978941741] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>They are on record stating they think his teachings are woke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/20/24 9:13:16 AM #10:	Jesus is black so yeah --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978941750] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is black so yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-ZIO- 02/20/24 9:14:11 AM #11:	Republicans will vote for anything so long as R is beside their name. --- (He/Him) <cite>-ZIO- posted [p:978941760] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Republicans will vote for anything so long as R is beside their name. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 02/20/24 9:14:12 AM #12:	Conservatives value party loyalty over all else, including ethics, family and even their own self-respect. So I wholeheartedly believe they would vote for Satan. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:978941761] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Conservatives value party loyalty over all else, including ethics, family and even their own self-respect.So I wholeheartedly believe they would vote for Satan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort 02/20/24 9:14:59 AM #13:	They'd probably just write in Trump, though I guess that's not much different from voting for Satan. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort posted [p:978941775] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>They'd probably just write in Trump, though I guess that's not much different from voting for Satan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 02/20/24 2:58:13 PM #14:	ANort posted... They'd probably just write in Trump, though I guess that's not much different from voting for Satan. eh to be fair, it's easier to empathize with Satan --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:978947107] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>ANort posted... </cite><quote>They'd probably just write in Trump, though I guess that's not much different from voting for Satan.</quote>eh to be fair, it's easier to empathize with Satan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LoveLikeJazz 02/20/24 3:09:52 PM #15:	Irony posted... Jesus is black so yeah I thought he was like middle eastern? --- PSN: LoveLikeJazz https://soundcloud.com/pacuta <cite>LoveLikeJazz posted [p:978947344] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Jesus is black so yeah</quote>I thought he was like middle eastern? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ubergeneral3 02/20/24 3:46:54 PM #16:	LoveLikeJazz posted... I thought he was like middle eastern? he is but racists aren't smart enough to tell the difference. --- Guillotine/Gulag 2020. You didn't vote Bernie now pay the price. Eat the Rich <cite>Ubergeneral3 posted [p:978948012] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>LoveLikeJazz posted... </cite><quote>I thought he was like middle eastern?</quote>he is but racists aren't smart enough to tell the difference. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EPR-radar 02/20/24 3:50:53 PM #18:	LOL at none of the usual suspects even trying to deny how Republicans would vote in a Jesus (D) vs. Satan (R) general election. There's also the embarrassing fact that it's impossible to argue Satan would do poorly in a GOP primary. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:978948071] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>LOL at none of the usual suspects even trying to deny how Republicans would vote in a Jesus (D) vs. Satan (R) general election.There's also the embarrassing fact that it's impossible to argue Satan would do poorly in a GOP primary. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fsurb28 02/20/24 3:51:43 PM #19:	Whomever is the most destructive, its what turns them on for some odd reason. --- PSN - fsulb29 <cite>fsurb28 posted [p:978948083] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Whomever is the most destructive, its what turns them on for some odd reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 02/20/24 3:54:32 PM #22:	Satan has higher standards than the Republican party, they're completely beneath Him and He wouldn't trust them to carry out His plans for the world. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:978948135] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Satan has higher standards than the Republican party, they're completely beneath Him and He wouldn't trust them to carry out His plans for the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 02/20/24 3:54:36 PM #23:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] They'd give them the same treatment the Pharisees gave Jesus. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:978948136] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> They'd give them the same treatment the Pharisees gave Jesus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon56 02/20/24 3:56:47 PM #24:	Jesus' teachings transcended political boundaries. He would not run for president. <cite>Dragon56 posted [p:978948169] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Jesus' teachings transcended political boundaries. He would not run for president.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 02/20/24 3:58:33 PM #26:	Bass posted... Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:978948203] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>Conservatives would be the first to crucify Jesus if he returned today.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 02/21/24 8:07:34 AM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] LOLOLOLOL --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:978959036] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> LOLOLOLOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/24/24 4:56:58 AM #28:	>spends his whole life doing something >It's actually easier to do when you beat all the dead horses sir --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979014421] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote>>spends his whole life doing something>It's actually easier to do when you beat all the dead horses sir </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 02/24/24 5:01:09 AM #29:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] In Aramaic it's bar not bin. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:979014451] in If Jesus r... [t:80701247]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> In Aramaic it's bar not bin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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