Current Events > I never understood being comfortable enough to poop at work

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Revisited 02/19/24 12:07:40 PM #1:	Even if the work bathrooms are (relatively) clean, I can't fathom putting my ass cheeks anywhere near that toilet. Don't know how my coworkers are so ok with it, wish I could be blas about it too. <cite>Revisited posted [p:978925862] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Even if the work bathrooms are (relatively) clean, I can't fathom putting my ass cheeks anywhere near that toilet. Don't know how my coworkers are so ok with it, wish I could be blas about it too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/19/24 12:08:08 PM #2:	It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:978925868] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 12:08:21 PM #3:	Even after a hot chick used it? --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" GUNSHOTS <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:978925872] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Even after a hot chick used it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 02/19/24 12:08:30 PM #4:	it's weirder to hold a shit in for hours --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:978925877] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>it's weirder to hold a shit in for hours </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 02/19/24 12:09:05 PM #5:	I mean what exactly are you afraid is going to happen? --- Sack to crack, going to town <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:978925885] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I mean what exactly are you afraid is going to happen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 02/19/24 12:09:46 PM #6:	I don't understand being able to hold in shit for hours. Isn't that unpleasant and uncomfortable? Feel like it would interfere with me doing my work. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:978925891] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand being able to hold in shit for hours. Isn't that unpleasant and uncomfortable? Feel like it would interfere with me doing my work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 02/19/24 12:10:04 PM #7:	A coworker would use toilet seat covers, and while it's a neat idea, it's still not enough to get me to use it. I'd rather be late for work and poop in the comfort of my own bathroom, rather than hold it in for the 35 minute commute to work just to poop at the work bathroom <cite>Revisited posted [p:978925898] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>A coworker would use toilet seat covers, and while it's a neat idea, it's still not enough to get me to use it. I'd rather be late for work and poop in the comfort of my own bathroom, rather than hold it in for the 35 minute commute to work just to poop at the work bathroom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sansoldier 02/19/24 12:10:23 PM #8:	Just wipe the seat off and put toilet paper on the seat before use. It's more dangerous to hold it in. --- http://www.youtube.com/user/san3711 <cite>Sansoldier posted [p:978925907] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Just wipe the seat off and put toilet paper on the seat before use. It's more dangerous to hold it in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 02/19/24 12:10:54 PM #9:	When you gotta go you gotta go. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:978925916] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>When you gotta go you gotta go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadawah 02/19/24 12:11:00 PM #10:	The bathrooms where I work are disgusting. Poop and vomit on the seats. Piss on the floor. No one washes their hands. I hate it so much. At this point a clean bathroom would be a blessing. --- Bethany took my pickles. All of them. Even the spicey ones. <cite>Chadawah posted [p:978925917] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>The bathrooms where I work are disgusting. Poop and vomit on the seats. Piss on the floor. No one washes their hands. I hate it so much. At this point a clean bathroom would be a blessing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 02/19/24 12:15:08 PM #11:	I don't understand why you even have an issue --- Currently playing: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor <cite>bsp77 posted [p:978925978] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand why you even have an issue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mechu 02/19/24 12:17:09 PM #12:	UnsteadyOwl posted... When you gotta go you gotta go. --- Constant isolation and distress. <cite>Mechu posted [p:978926013] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>UnsteadyOwl posted... </cite><quote>When you gotta go you gotta go.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 02/19/24 12:17:14 PM #13:	Everything shits. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:978926014] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Everything shits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/19/24 12:18:52 PM #14:	Since working from home and having a bidet installed, it would absolutely be a challenge to go back to working in an office environment --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:978926034] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Since working from home and having a bidet installed, it would absolutely be a challenge to go back to working in an office environment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 02/19/24 12:21:12 PM #15:	This u https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54cf7456.jpg --- leafs rule <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:978926080] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>This uhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54cf7456.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 02/19/24 12:22:36 PM #16:	Turbam posted... It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:978926100] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida 02/19/24 12:22:58 PM #17:	Deuce cheddar bro. --- lolAmerica <cite>ClayGuida posted [p:978926107] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Deuce cheddar bro. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 02/19/24 12:23:02 PM #18:	Obviously never want to, but it's just one of those things you have to accept when you have to go. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 35, 500th posts: 34; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:978926111] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Obviously never want to, but it's just one of those things you have to accept when you have to go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 02/19/24 12:24:40 PM #19:	I'm just thankful I'm lucky that my bowels move from the beginning of the morning, it would suck if like said coworkers I needed to go at like 11am, well into the work day. Would be the worst of both worlds. <cite>Revisited posted [p:978926126] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I'm just thankful I'm lucky that my bowels move from the beginning of the morning, it would suck if like said coworkers I needed to go at like 11am, well into the work day. Would be the worst of both worlds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/19/24 12:26:15 PM #20:	If I must poop at work, I wet down some paper towels and put soap on them, then take it in the stall and clean the seat and open part of the bowl first. --- THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:978926145] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>If I must poop at work, I wet down some paper towels and put soap on them, then take it in the stall and clean the seat and open part of the bowl first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 02/19/24 12:26:33 PM #21:	Ive been at my job for 15 years, never had to shit at work. There have been times when i could have, but its not bad and when i get home i unload. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:978926148] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Ive been at my job for 15 years, never had to shit at work. There have been times when i could have, but its not bad and when i get home i unload. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 02/19/24 12:28:48 PM #22:	Homeless_Waifu posted... Even after a hot chick used it? I dont think a hot chick would be in the mens restroom. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:978926175] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite><quote>Even after a hot chick used it?</quote>I dont think a hot chick would be in the mens restroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 02/19/24 12:29:05 PM #23:	Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. <cite>TMOG posted [p:978926177] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.That's why I poop on company time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 02/19/24 12:29:47 PM #24:	Naysaspace posted... This u https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54cf7456.jpg lol --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7T2OR-O2Vk <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:978926186] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite><quote>This uhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54cf7456.jpg</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 02/19/24 12:32:11 PM #25:	unless it has piss/shit on the seat itself, toilet seats aren't as dirty as you think. They're dirty but not much more so than anything else in a bathroom. Hell you're exposed to more germs by touching your phone than you are by sitting on a toilet seat. And you're not going to get a disease from the seat unless you're like kissing the seat itself with your anus. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:978926223] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>unless it has piss/shit on the seat itself, toilet seats aren't as dirty as you think. They're dirty but not much more so than anything else in a bathroom. Hell you're exposed to more germs by touching your phone than you are by sitting on a toilet seat.And you're not going to get a disease from the seat unless you're like kissing the seat itself with your anus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 02/19/24 12:38:27 PM #26:	We have disinfectant in the bathrooms at work. Can't really be bothered to care beyond disinfecting the surface. I'm not gonna risk shitting my pants holding it in for 8 hours. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:978926339] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>We have disinfectant in the bathrooms at work. Can't really be bothered to care beyond disinfecting the surface.I'm not gonna risk shitting my pants holding it in for 8 hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/19/24 1:26:44 PM #27:	I always wipe the seat down with soap and water or a disinfectant wipe if I have to go number two at work. I swear, yall love to make things more complicated than they need to be. --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978927142] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I always wipe the seat down with soap and water or a disinfectant wipe if I have to go number two at work. I swear, yall love to make things more complicated than they need to be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 02/19/24 1:27:27 PM #28:	I need my meditation time. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:978927152] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I need my meditation time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 02/19/24 1:28:50 PM #30:	Seems like a weird phobia, unless everything is literally covered in bodily waste. <cite>Nemu posted [p:978927180] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Seems like a weird phobia, unless everything is literally covered in bodily waste.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 02/19/24 1:29:21 PM #31:	I'm not a fan of using public restrooms, including my work one even though that isn't public. It isn't a cleanliness thing, although the toilet does have to be clean. I just don't want people walking in smelling my shit and hearing my fart and stuff. And at work guys will talk to each other while taking a deuce and that's even weirder to me. if I have to go I'll go, but for daily living my body doesn't seem to get the urge until a second after I walk in the door at home. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:978927187] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I'm not a fan of using public restrooms, including my work one even though that isn't public. It isn't a cleanliness thing, although the toilet does have to be clean. I just don't want people walking in smelling my shit and hearing my fart and stuff. And at work guys will talk to each other while taking a deuce and that's even weirder to me.if I have to go I'll go, but for daily living my body doesn't seem to get the urge until a second after I walk in the door at home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 02/19/24 1:31:14 PM #32:	It's a toilet. Idfc. If I gotta take a shit, I take a shit. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:978927217] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>It's a toilet. Idfc. If I gotta take a shit, I take a shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 02/19/24 1:33:06 PM #33:	If office bathrooms were filled with Charmin ultra strong, a lot of problems would disappear. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:978927248] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>If office bathrooms were filled with Charmin ultra strong, a lot of problems would disappear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 02/19/24 1:40:48 PM #34:	Starks posted... If office bathrooms were filled with Charmin ultra strong, a lot of problems would disappear. I bring butt wipes with me to work --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:978927350] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>If office bathrooms were filled with Charmin ultra strong, a lot of problems would disappear.</quote>I bring butt wipes with me to work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction 02/19/24 1:43:10 PM #35:	Ive only done it in emergencies. If I can wait I absolutely do <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:978927376] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Ive only done it in emergencies. If I can wait I absolutely do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turducken 02/19/24 1:46:29 PM #36:	Pooping at work is great. I make sure to take twice as long as it takes to go at home. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:978927422] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Pooping at work is great. I make sure to take twice as long as it takes to go at home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxZiomaxX 02/19/24 1:46:56 PM #37:	Your work bathroom probably gets cleaned more often han your home bathroom but then again I guess WAY more people use it Sansoldier posted... Just wipe the seat off and put toilet paper on the seat before use ^ this for any work bathroom. It's a dire situation if I actually poop in a public bathroom lol --- LAL <cite>XxZiomaxX posted [p:978927434] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Your work bathroom probably gets cleaned more often han your home bathroombut then again I guess WAY more people use itSansoldier posted... </cite>Just wipe the seat off and put toilet paper on the seat before use^ this for any work bathroom. It's a dire situation if I actually poop in a public bathroom lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 02/19/24 1:48:18 PM #38:	WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... I just don't want people walking in smelling my s* and hearing my fart and stuff. And at work guys will talk to each other while taking a deuce and that's even weirder to me. everybody does it lol it isn't, well shouldn't be, particularly embarrassing. now talking to someone on the toilet is a little awkward and should be limited to not holding someone up. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:978927451] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... </cite><quote>I just don't want people walking in smelling my s* and hearing my fart and stuff. And at work guys will talk to each other while taking a deuce and that's even weirder to me.</quote>everybody does it lol it isn't, well shouldn't be, particularly embarrassing. now talking to someone on the toilet is a little awkward and should be limited to not holding someone up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaperSplash 02/19/24 1:55:15 PM #39:	UnsteadyOwl posted... When you gotta go you gotta go. <cite>PaperSplash posted [p:978927545] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>UnsteadyOwl posted... </cite><quote>When you gotta go you gotta go.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 02/19/24 1:55:43 PM #40:	I found a men's room on a floor with no men working on it. I set some things up in there to see if anyone else uses it. It's pretty much my own personal bathroom --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:978927553] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I found a men's room on a floor with no men working on it. I set some things up in there to see if anyone else uses it. It's pretty much my own personal bathroom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 02/19/24 2:08:48 PM #41:	I'm fine going at work, I just try to not use a restroom around where I personally sit/work. I'll go to a different building, floor, etc. I'm definitely not going to hold it in for the whole day until I go home --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:978927761] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I'm fine going at work, I just try to not use a restroom around where I personally sit/work. I'll go to a different building, floor, etc. I'm definitely not going to hold it in for the whole day until I go home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Homeless_Waifu 02/19/24 4:34:30 PM #43:	The_Wheelman1 posted... I dont think a hot chick would be in the mens restroom. Where I work theres a employee gender neutral bathroom (one occupancy) and a couple of bathroom stalls outside the building. Some chicks use it for convenience --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" GUNSHOTS <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:978930246] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>The_Wheelman1 posted... </cite><quote>I dont think a hot chick would be in the mens restroom.</quote>Where I worktheres a employee gender neutral bathroom (one occupancy) and a couple of bathroom stalls outside the building. Some chicks use it for convenience </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunburnCostanza 02/19/24 5:04:28 PM #44:	do u really hold in a shit for at least 8 hours cuz ur shy? --- http://i.imgur.com/xUxeltw.jpg <cite>SunburnCostanza posted [p:978930717] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>do u really hold in a shit for at least 8 hours cuz ur shy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/19/24 5:06:10 PM #45:	I've never been uncomfortable enough to not go in a restroom if I have to shit really bad. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:978930748] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I've never been uncomfortable enough to not go in a restroom if I have to shit really bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/19/24 5:07:18 PM #46:	Its fine when youre wearing a diaper --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:978930764] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Its fine when youre wearing a diaper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 02/19/24 5:14:52 PM #47:	Never understood people that cant do it at work or in public. Take 5 seconds to wipe the seat with a paper towel and youre good. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:978930904] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Never understood people that cant do it at work or in public. Take 5 seconds to wipe the seat with a paper towel and youre good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/19/24 5:19:59 PM #48:	I'm not even comfortable peeing at work because I don't want other people's feces particles getting into my nostrils. Good thing I work from home and do not have to deal with holding it 8+ hours. --- Currently Playing: FFXIV, TES games, Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Overwatch, Forza Horizon 5, Pokemon, and various random Gamepass games. <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:978931012] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>I'm not even comfortable peeing at work because I don't want other people's feces particles getting into my nostrils.Good thing I work from home and do not have to deal with holding it 8+ hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 02/19/24 5:22:50 PM #49:	Dakimakura posted... because I don't want other people's feces particles getting into my nostrils. Never go out into public then. Ever. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:978931054] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>because I don't want other people's feces particles getting into my nostrils.</quote>Never go out into public then. Ever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiaX 02/19/24 5:24:19 PM #50:	Hey man, if I gotta shit then I gotta shit. The problem is that, while I don't mind the idea of going at the school where I work, our restrooms in Administration are poorly maintained, so it's a tough pill to swallow (pardon the expression). I really can't hold and have to go when I need to go, but yes, due to the mentioned reason above, it's an experience of the dammed. --- The Self-Proclaimed (AND OBJECTIVELY REAL) Official #1 Thrasir Fan. If you disagree, then sorry I'm not sorry. FEH FC: 7260239987 - Thrasir;ULTIMA [+10\|+15] <cite>DiaX posted [p:978931087] in I never un... [t:80700545]...</cite> <quote>Hey man, if I gotta shit then I gotta shit. The problem is that, while I don't mind the idea of going at the school where I work, our restrooms in Administration are poorly maintained, so it's a tough pill to swallow (pardon the expression). I really can't hold and have to go when I need to go, but yes, due to the mentioned reason above, it's an experience of the dammed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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