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PIG_B0SS
02/18/24 4:31:10 AM
#1:


turn into lobsters under the sun ?

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Trumble
02/18/24 4:33:25 AM
#2:


We're secretly half-lobster. That's kinda like our trigger word, except it's an electromagnetic frequency instead of a word.

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boxoto
02/18/24 4:39:16 AM
#3:


less melanin to protect them from UV rays.

iirc, it still happens to everyone after a point.

I'm black, and when I was a kid, I once had this bad sunburn on my cheek after I had taken a nap and had it against one of the back passenger windows of my mom's car during a trip.

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evilpresident
02/18/24 5:01:56 AM
#4:


It's a self defense mechanism. We grow natural armour and weaponry when exposed to the dangers of the sun.
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Kradek
02/18/24 6:27:18 AM
#5:


Depends on ethnicity.

Instead of burning I darken/tan quite a bit, which I've been told is due to my Italian blood.

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