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St0rmFury
02/17/24 6:18:16 AM
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Even Reboot got a reboot.

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BoyOfBattle
02/17/24 6:27:45 AM
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prolly cuz of the stereotypes or some shit

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CassandraCroft
02/17/24 6:31:44 AM
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I would prefer a spin-off with Captain Pollution.

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Relient_K
02/17/24 6:40:00 AM
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Because he lost. The world is doomed.

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boxoto
02/17/24 6:41:53 AM
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Relient_K posted...
Because he lost. The world is doomed.
pretty much.

we need a Captain Post-Apocalypse to help prepare kids for a grim, certain future.

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ROBANN_88
02/17/24 6:42:03 AM
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Someone like Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson etc would go on a rant about woke-ness, and then the producers would get death threaths

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darkmaian23
02/17/24 7:02:29 AM
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If Captain Planet were summoned, Gaia would probably direct him to destroy human civilization for the sake of the Earth. Honestly, that'd be cool to watch.

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Zikten
02/17/24 7:04:22 AM
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I heard that back in the 80s the original show had some controversy of its own. Christians thought Gaia was promoting paganism to children
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Zikten
02/17/24 7:04:55 AM
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darkmaian23 posted...
If Captain Planet were summoned, Gaia would probably direct him to destroy human civilization for the sake of the Earth. Honestly, that'd be cool to watch.
Sounds like a good horror movie to make when Captain Planet goes public domain
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Scardude
02/17/24 10:50:04 AM
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Oil companies will fight against it

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Blue_Target
02/17/24 10:51:23 AM
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Earth!

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LSGW_Zephyra
02/17/24 10:52:12 AM
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Can't count how many times I've asked this very question TC

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Starks
02/17/24 10:52:19 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktOvlah0iVw

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cjsdowg
02/17/24 11:08:15 AM
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Because the Evil Cartoonish villains are all with one political party. And those people will see it as an attack on them.

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mercurydude
02/17/24 11:15:25 AM
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BoyOfBattle posted...
prolly cuz of the stereotypes or some shit

An update can fix that. They don't have to use the same designs and hokey accents/background stories, etc. they had back in the day.

TBH it's probably because MAGAs are so wackadoo that they'd threaten (and a few of them would try to make good on the threats) to firebomb those involved with the project.

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Link_of_time
02/17/24 11:53:35 AM
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While it's totally prime for a reboot, people today would have complete meltdowns. Can you imagine a group of kids from different backgrounds coming together to fight climate change. Honestly though, it'd only need to be announced and ppl would be shaking with claims of propaganda and trying to radicalize children.
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Strider102
02/17/24 11:54:51 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Even Reboot got a reboot.

Which sucked.

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The_Wheelman1
02/17/24 11:56:20 AM
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https://youtu.be/m__J1Jw6TxA?si=AVkOM92Qp0l0M2QN

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Strider102
02/17/24 11:57:48 AM
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I can see the headlines now.

"Captain Planet is woke! Look at them trying to unify different people from different countries and trying to bring down big corporations! Stop trying to radicalize our kids and having them bring pollution down to zero!"

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