Current Events > Just got cut today AMA

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What say you CE?

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

Was it by a medieval sword?

you'll make the football team next year johnny

Cassie posted...

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

Im confused
SkittyOnWailord posted...

Was it by a medieval sword?

Sounds really painful.

What do you mean you just got cut? You hit your weight loss goals?

cjsdowg posted...

What do you mean you just got cut? You hit your weight loss goals?

Circumcised

kage_53 posted...

Circumcised

@NeonBoobs

Was the first one the deepest?

kage_53 posted...

Im confused

https://youtu.be/AWJuVEuYkD4?si=RTypg-A1831vUj8h

I've been circumcised my entire life. I was complaining about the loss of nerve endings once to my friend (also circumcised) and he basically said I cum quick enough already, don't know about you but I don't want to cum any quicker.

Couldn't argue with that logic.

Vengeance29 posted...

I've been circumcised my entire life. I was complaining about the loss of nerve endings once to my friend (also circumcised) and he basically said I cum quick enough already, don't know about you but I don't want to cum any quicker.

Couldn't argue with that logic.

I think the whole nerve things is a myth. Either that or porn rotted my brain to the point where I can only cum when thinking about 10/10 chicks even while having sex -_-

Not really an ama but more of an update and I didnt feel like making a new topic.

The urologist or the nurses fucked up. When they put the dressing on, they literally sealed the dressing covering my glands so I couldnt even urinate. I technically could urinate in the dressing but that just causes infections. Didnt known this until 8 hours after operation.

I ended up having to cut some of the dressing off to expose part of my glans so I could try to urinate. I couldnt fully expose it so what happened next was a disaster.

When I urinated, it hurt a lot and there was a lot of blood with a very strong smell and the dressing got so wet from the blood and urine that it fell off into the toilet. Since then I put a bunch of toilet paper on my junk to absorb the blood.

The urology department is not open until about an hour and half from now so Im kind of screwed.

kage_53 posted...

Not really an ama but more of an update and I didnt feel like making a new topic.

The urologist or the nurses fucked up. When they put the dressing on, they literally sealed the dressing covering my glands so I couldnt even urinate. I technically could urinate in the dressing but that just causes infections. Didnt known this until 8 hours after operation.

I ended up having to cut some of the dressing off to expose part of my glans so I could try to urinate. I couldnt fully expose it so what happened next was a disaster.

When I urinated, it hurt a lot and there was a lot of blood with a very strong smell and the dressing got so wet from the blood and urine that it fell off into the toilet. Since then I put a bunch of toilet paper on my junk to absorb the blood.

The urology department is not open until about an hour and half from now so Im kind of screwed.

Fuck man, I hope you're okay. Why would an adult want to get circumcised? Did you convert to Judaism?

Yes, why? Inquiring minds wanna know.

BlueKat posted...

Fuck man, I hope you're okay. Why would an adult want to get circumcised? Did you convert to Judaism?

Extremely tight frenelum that led to ventral deviation of the glans. Its called frenelum breve. I couldnt even fully retract my foreskin without it severly hurting me. I ended up getting balinitis twice last year because of it. Sometimes, I would also get pain whenever I had sex.