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Garabandal 02/15/24 8:41:11 PM #1: |
Let me tell you a little secret here. Its not a secret that what they teach in the mainline Christian churches: you go to Heaven, and you float around on a cloud and play with a harp. No, sir. --- Can you think of a more horrible way to die than to be torn to shreds by a horde of monster crabs? I can't... because it almost happened to me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 02/15/24 8:44:51 PM #2: |
he should at least give credit to the Heaven's Gate cult
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itcheyness 02/15/24 8:48:32 PM #3: |
Sounds like he halfway listened to a Scientology presentation...
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Guide 02/15/24 8:49:53 PM #4: |
Honestly, sounds more fun than eternal peace.
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creativerealms 02/15/24 8:51:09 PM #5: |
Which side of the war has gay frogs?
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Axiom 02/15/24 8:52:09 PM #6: |
Im ready for my lightsaber ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 02/15/24 8:55:27 PM #7: |
i guess this is exactly what i was expecting when i entered this topic
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sabin017 02/15/24 10:31:49 PM #8: |
https://youtu.be/TAFg-WbCOs8
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MabusIncarnate 02/15/24 10:33:42 PM #9: |
I'd rather go fight in an intergalactic war than sit on a fucking cloud and listen to harps.
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WingsOfGood 02/15/24 10:33:50 PM #10: |
how are dead humans gonna make good soldiers? especially a fat lard like Alex ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarcoRubio 02/15/24 10:34:59 PM #11: |
Alex Jones is a fucking idiot. But that does sound fucking rad.
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WingsOfGood 02/15/24 10:35:29 PM #12: |
MarcoRubio posted... Alex Jones is a fucking idiot. But that does sound fucking rad. did you join the military in real life? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 02/15/24 10:37:04 PM #13: |
Axiom posted...
Im ready for my lightsaber Phasers* Wrong franchise --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarcoRubio 02/15/24 10:38:23 PM #14: |
WingsOfGood posted...
did you join the military in real life? What? No, I come from generational wealth. --- Confirmed unbiased ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 02/15/24 10:38:38 PM #15: |
Do we have to fight against the clockwork elves in lunatic heaven?
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Torgo 02/15/24 10:39:30 PM #16: |
Alex Jones giving his take on the book of Revelations is about equally filled with ridiculousness and imagery from a fever dream as a regular show segment.
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Smackems 02/15/24 10:42:03 PM #17: |
Guide posted...
Honestly, sounds more fun than eternal peace.Yeah I hope Alex Jones is right about heaven Is probably something that's never been said --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjnelson 02/15/24 10:43:23 PM #18: |
I just skimmed over it but people have a lot of misconceptions about Christianity. For example, Satan doesn't rule hell. Hell is like God's garbage can and Satan was disposed there. He isn't king of the dumpster; he's the trash.
Secondly, humans never die and become angels. They're separate things like cats and dogs. Cats don't become dogs. People don't become angels. Third, there are no female angels in the Bible. They aren't mentioned and in the order of creation the angels were created before God accepted that Adam didn't want to shag a goat or horse and created woman as an afterthought. Granted, He could create more angels later, including female angels, but there's nothing saying He did. Besides, there's no need for angels to have genders because they don't bang in heaven. Which brings us to the cute art of baby angels. Why? Angels ain't boning in heaven making baby angels. I digress. No, I'm not religious. Just wanted to share some trivia. --- I'm not here for friends. I'm here for the truth to the best of my knowledge of it, even if it's not what people want to hear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 02/15/24 10:45:12 PM #19: |
He needs to stop lacing his marijuana with both cocaine, and meth.
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ooger 02/15/24 11:20:52 PM #20: |
Imagine liking Alex Jones. CRINGE.
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absolutebuffoon 02/15/24 11:22:25 PM #21: |
Garabandal posted... Ive been there, I've been shown it.Alex Jones is on some really weird drugs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 02/15/24 11:28:44 PM #22: |
absolutebuffoon posted...
Alex Jones is on some really weird drugs. He's licking the gay frogs. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 02/15/24 11:33:04 PM #23: |
Damn why would people believe in a god that they think wants them to go to intergalactic war after they die lmao mf just let me be in peace
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