Current Events > You are offered the position of President of the United States

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Pass. I make more money doing my job.

Ya sure

Fuck no. Too many boring aspects and obligations of the job to fulfill. I hate politics so I would be miserable and right off the start no matter what roughly 50% of the country dislikes you for not being from their party.

Of course.

https://youtu.be/WNxHUfGc3gE

I accept and I press the "Big Red Button" the first chance that I get.

Fuck...everybody.

I'm ridiculously underqualified and couldn't handle being blamed by millions for all the worlds problems lmao

Hell yea I'd do it. First I'd completely alienate every corporate interest and then just grind the government to a halt for 4 years, pocket that cool clean 1.6 million, and ride off into the sunset.

Sure I'll take it. I can't do a worse job than Trump did.

Yes, soon Canada shall feel my wrath

I don't think that's how that works

yes
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Crimsoness posted...

Yes, soon Canada shall feel my wrath

they have so much wilderness with no factories though :(

Pass. I like my life being private.

I also know I'm not qualified.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I don't think that's how that works

How do you know?

thronedfire2 posted...

they have so much wilderness with no factories though :(

Plus I'd have to go to war with the UK and it sucks trying to invade

I absolutely loathe public speaking so no.

Hell no

Crimsoness posted...

Plus I'd have to go to war with the UK and it sucks trying to invade

I totally forgot the Queen would want to keep her colonies

could a president force some companies to create specific type of games

or is that out of my reach

While there are people who have sat in that chair that have sat in that chair that never should have, I wouldnt want it.

I have a few reasons for this.

1. Ordering the troops into combat zones - and having to call their parents when they arent coming home.
2. Disastrous consequences for making the wrong decisions. And not really getting any credit when you make the right ones.
3. Half of the country hates you on principle.
4. I dont like negotiating. Congress and I would not work together at all.

no

[though if a republican were president I probably would.]

I have ADHD, which comes with executive dysfunction. Sounds like a bad idea to be in an executive position.

Sure why not?

I accept it, pass an executive order to bring Vegy back while double banning The_Trent, then resign.

I accept it, officially rename Florida to "America's Wang", then quit.

Oh sure, why not. Id immediately have Trump sent to a mental hospital and Biden to a retirement home.

After that, I would lock myself in the bunker and hit the big red button over and over again. The Middle East, North Korea, Cuba, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria and all terrorist groups would be no more.

Then I would invade both Mexico and Canada and to distract the American people I would announce that all crime is legal for 72 hours. LOL!

ummmmmmmmmm

ok

I immediately defer all my duties to the VP. now we find out what she can do.

El_Marsh posted...

I accept and I press the "Big Red Button" the first chance that I get.

Fuck...everybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

Fuck yeah! Especially due to the very real possibility that presidents are immune from any crime what-so-ever up to and including assassinating their political opponents.

I would be such a tyrant, but in the way of forcing the country to become better, so people would be really conflicted on my gross misuse of power.

I wouldn't want to, but if this stops Trump, I would do it

Heineken14 posted...

Fuck yeah! Especially due to the very real possibility that presidents are immune from any crime what-so-ever up to and including assassinating their political opponents.

Oh shit, that's right.

In that case, I take it and completely ignore the job while collecting a fat paycheck and smoking weed all day.

Absolutely. I would go full tilt insanity character RP on it. Whip out pentagon papers, do the full bill burr skit.

No. I'm not immune to bribes and whatnot so I would turn down that kind of power.

Do. Not. Want.

Classically, I would always say no. But wit da 2 people dat are running, I know for a fact dat I could do a better job den either of dem.

Yeah, id take it. I would work in the background away from the media sure they could follow me around but I wouldn't do interviews or make speeches unless it was called for. Surround myself with smart people with different views, and try to do right by us.

Presidents talk too much and not a whole lot of doing.

Yes! The first thing I would do is strip Trump of his American citizenship and deport him to the worse place possible for the rest of his life and freeze all his money accounts.

Not sure what I would do after that. Maybe dissolve the Republican Party and kick Texas out of the union.

Back_Stabbath posted...

I'm ridiculously underqualified and couldn't handle being blamed by millions for all the worlds problems lmao

I'm sure you're more qualified than our previous President.

you don't have to be qualified that's why you have hundreds of advisors and servants

Given some are not joking in thinking the president is a king who can do whatever and order people to do whatever they want, I do wonder how many are serious here in their answers.

That all aside, my answer is a hard no.

LightningThief posted...

Given some are not joking in thinking the president is a king who can do whatever and order people to do whatever they want, I do wonder how many are serious here in their answers.

That all aside, my answer is a hard no.

Not even for the permanent wage when you leave office? You could be a lame duck during your term.

nocturnal_traveler posted...

Not even for the permanent wage when you leave office? You could be a lame duck during your term.

No.

I'm not interested in being an unqualified president with a bunch of media attention to boot. I'm also way too not white, and frankly don't trust some nut won't try to unalive me. Secret service or not, it doesnt sound like it's worth it for me.

On the condition that I can go into the house, senate, and supreme court and tell them ALL to stop the shit and do their job and those that refuse, I get to kick their shit to the curb.

Accept. There's no way I'd be worse than Trump.

GGuirao13 posted...

Accept. There's no way I'd be worse than Trump.

the problem is if the term is over and the vote is between you and Trump. Not like even democrats would support someone who just appeared out of nowhere.

MarcoRubio posted...

Pass. I make more money doing my job.

You don't make more than $400,000 a year do you?

Who the heck would offer me this

anyway too many responsibilities and I have severe anxiety

would be a terrible president

Sure and the fact that I will become the second black president and a democrat to boot, the gop will have a meltdown big enough to put Chernobyl to shame.