Board 8 > Simpsons Mafia Topic 7: Beware of the 4 finger discount

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Sax Solo Votals
(3) Sbell- Enchantress, Ulti, Chang,
(1) Death, Sbell
(0) FD - (Changmas), (JC)
(0) JC - (FD)
(0) Wallz (Enchantress)

The Ones standing around the Statue of Jebediah Springfield
1. Death
2. FD
3. JC
4. Lea
5. Red
6. Sbell
7.Ulti
8. Wallz
9. Ben
10.Chang

The Ones in the Pluted Lake.
D1 Ctes - Marge/Maggie Simpson, Scum Vanillaizer
N1 Lopen - Gil Gunderson, Town Unsuccessful salesman (Vanilla)
D2 Isquen - Principal Seymour Skinner, Town mommas boy (vanilla)
N2 Kirby - ????????
D3 Corrik - Lisa Simpson, Scum Studious (Role cop)
N3 Mzero - Chief Clancy Wiggum, Town Lazy cop (Odd day day cop)

Yeah but that's why Red is saying Ben could be a flavor godfather, (or I guess a perfect godfather?)

Hans Moleman and Peter Griffin are not flavor clears.

Forceful_Dragon posted...

Corrik claimed poisoned 16 minutes into the day.

MZero asked him to claim 10~ minutes later

We didn't know MZero was a day cop until the next day, but that only makes the timeline less sensible. How did corrik know he needed to buy time on that day specifically? Unless he was just hedging that he happened to be scanned the night before?

at no point this game did corrik look good tbh, and if we're to believe that work and wrestling meets had him so busy he was never gonna try and get caught up / put real effort into faking town then why not just fake claim poisoned and buy a free day / potential mislynch opportunity

he was the 2nd option on day 1 and the second option on day 2 and swung in at the very end of day 2 to guarantee isquen died and not him. imo it was very reasonable for him to feel like he was next up on the docket and lying about being poisoned to buy a day doesn't seem like that crazy a gambit

I mean barring any other explanation that's clearly what he decided to do, but it strikes me as an odd choice just the same. I guess he just had intuition that his time was nearing

Especially if a kill was disrupted N1 or N2 so there was space to claim being the target of scum's typical second shot.

a kill disrupted on night 2 you say....interesting

Yeah I dont think there was a deeper reason behind Corriks poison bluff beyond 'please dont lynch me'
He wanted to get at least 1 more scan off possibly.

changmas posted...

a kill disrupted on night 2 you say....interesting

Red said he tried saving mzero last night, but scum had a strongman. So if scum targeted you AND Lopen/Kirby on n1 or n2, they would have to have two EKs.

wallmasterz posted...

Red said he tried saving mzero last night, but scum had a strongman. So if scum targeted you AND Lopen/Kirby on n1 or n2, they would have to have two EKs.

please refer to my scum jack theory

changmas posted...

please refer to my scum jack theory

Im just saying two EKs seems like a lot. But if scum is 4/16 its not impossible.

I do think youre probably town.

Never mind Im a dumbass. Strongman wouldnt be an ek just a modifier. Carry on.

It's almost certainly janitor/ninja/strongman jack of all kills, possibly with an extra shot. Unclear. My final thought just in case I die before Red because of some scheme or another - continue the vanilla massacre, lynch 'em, shoot 'em, put them in a stew, etc. And if you wind up in a final three with confirmed town, Wallz, Chang, consider that Chang played impeccably and if he's scum he just deserves it oh well. It will be a less stressful flowchart.

I wish JC could end my IRL Wednesday early

Has JC still not shown back up?

Enchantress posted...

It's almost certainly janitor/ninja/strongman jack of all kills, possibly with an extra shot. Unclear. My final thought just in case I die before Red because of some scheme or another - continue the vanilla massacre, lynch 'em, shoot 'em, put them in a stew, etc. And if you wind up in a final three with confirmed town, Wallz, Chang, consider that Chang played impeccably and if he's scum he just deserves it oh well. It will be a less stressful flowchart.

I wish JC could end my IRL Wednesday early

I was nodding and cheering along with this post until the whole lynch town wallz in this final 3 scenario part. But still, inspiring!!!

I am going to be cross if it turns out JC was stringing us along all this time.
But I have hope.

htaeD posted...

I am going to be cross if it turns out JC was stringing us along all this time.
But I have hope.

yeah, lynching him probably makes more sense.

nah girls I gotchu

oh good, our lord and savior JC has returned.

Well, JC, looks like I have to be the one to die for Towns sins today. Please make it painless.

I think lynching just hurts regardless, out of my control, sorry buddy

Also unrelated: I debated breadcrumbing prosty because I end day to go have ~relations~ as a womanizer but decided against that

I don't see how that would have helped you.

Sbell it feels like your scum self is emerging and I find it endearing.

Or us for that matter.

wallmasterz posted...

Sbell it feels like your scum self is emerging and I find it endearing.

I'm glad you feel that way? just like 300 posts ago you were pretty confident I wasn't scum.

I've been sent to my death based on nothing. it's just annoying.

what world does sbell walk into a game 12 hours late and first post claim a non simpsons character as a safe list fake claim with no idea what else might exist in the game? What scum team thinks that's a grand idea?

like I can be bad at mafia, but some of you have played with me for 10 years and to be putting up garbage like this is just....

an Sbell's Homer Simpson role that reads "you scan as Peter Griffin" ?

wallmasterz posted...

Sbell it feels like your scum self is emerging and I find it endearing.

I can't but keep reading this as scum wallz just laughing in the scum chat at town sbell getting mislynched.

the turning point for me was claiming rolling Peter Griffin ruined the game for you followed by asking for one more day to live lol

Red, shoot Wallz.

See ya guys.

I'm done.

JC, just use your power please.

If youre actually town I dont think its fair to be sour grapes about that. It doesnt make sense.

wallmasterz posted...

the turning point for me was claiming rolling Peter Griffin ruined the game for you followed by asking for one more day to live lol

I would have thought the Ben scan changed your mind moreso.

Yeah. It's like. Surely you've gotta see it from our perspective. You can't just say "scum Sbell would never claim a weird flavour" and have that be the sole thing you do that game. It's so exploitable. And you know, I was the one saying that to defend you D1 - I think it was a reasonable D1 defense.

But now you're being lynched because you don't want to scum hunt, but you're not scum hunting because people want to lynch you, and it's like if you're town you definitely haven't had a totally demoralizing game. You were right about Isquen. Sure you didn't fight to save him, but like, you had the vibes. From your perspective you can probably know the likely scum, just gotta earn the last vanilla to die. Instead of just bitching about how everyone is awful. Help us help you, know.

Or embrace nihilism because seriously who cares, why care. Why bother to Ulti all over the place. D1 you didn't accept this kind of defense argument for him, so why start now?

UltimaterializerX posted...

WTF did I do to catch strays?

At some point "you men of genius never learn, do you?" Etc became your catchphrase. Apologies for making your name a verb to describe it, that's shadier than I intended. But Sbell hates when you do that, and now he's doing that, so he's either gotta snap out of it or it's more proof he needs to die.

don't gas light me with comparisons to serial liar Ulti because you can't find a real reason to lynch me other than "might as well"

wallmasterz posted...

the turning point for me was claiming rolling Peter Griffin ruined the game for you followed by asking for one more day to live lol

it is amusing to see how he went from saying "yeah i didn't even really care about this game anyway after my hopes and dreams were shattered by receiving a PM saying i was peter griffin. in a SIMPSONS game!" to immediately doing an about face and complaining that we're going to lynch him and that we ought to let him live lol

Sbell trying not to be lynched live footage

https://youtu.be/ploHR84-9UA?si=BC1g7dsh1X8QpvLe

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8668b070.jpg

not sure how i feel about this new tsundere sbell arc

"Sbell voted for town when there two scum on the chopping block"

"Who cares. So did Lopen and Death. I claimed Peter Griffin. You're all so awful. You have no damning proof. I am caught for the wrong reason. I think you should all die. Who among you has not had rapid mood swings between hating this mafia game and hating the idea of being mislynched in this mafia game. How dare you compare to other players acting exactly like me."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3e9aa17d.png

changmas posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8668b070.jpg

not sure how i feel about this new tsundere sbell arc

This is a way more concise skewer, well done

UltimaterializerX posted...

This hurts and is way more personal than mafia should be.

you constantly lie in mafia games no matter your alignment. I don't.

this isn't personal.

I was about to make Stop He's already dead meme. But I think the points been made.

Idk I still want to lynch death today lol.

But I can't be here to argue it harder until after work.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Oh I thought that was a personal shot, sorry.

all good.