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CARRRNE_ASADA
02/12/24 8:13:10 AM
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Now I must share this so everyone is aware and skip the devil's favorite cookie

https://twitter.com/Fisherlady111/status/1756013189907857449

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Chicken
02/12/24 8:14:25 AM
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Only reason I wouldnt wanna eat an oreo is when I remember the oreo spider

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WingsOfGood
02/12/24 8:14:40 AM
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Satanic? Nah

Uses beaver fluids in the ingredients? Undisputable fact
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TyVulpine
02/12/24 8:15:39 AM
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Chicken posted...
Only reason I wouldnt wanna eat an oreo is when I remember the oreo spider
What?

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Chicken
02/12/24 8:16:43 AM
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TyVulpine posted...
What?
Do not google oreo spider

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Jiek_Fafn
02/12/24 8:21:04 AM
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Are Clorox or whatever the fuck they're called okay?

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Guide
02/12/24 8:23:02 AM
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There's a spider species named Oreo, but then there's Cyclocosmia Ricketti.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bb11f8c.jpg


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WingsOfGood
02/12/24 8:33:55 AM
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A History of Flavoring Food With Beaver Butt Juice


https://www.vice.com/en/article/a3m885/a-history-of-flavoring-food-with-beaver-butt-juice


Is fake strawberry really beaver butt? a guy once asked me after a talk I gave on the history of synthetic flavors.

Is artificial vanilla actually made from beaver anal gland? a friend asked me, not too long ago.


Enjoy your Oreo's tc.

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evilpresident
02/12/24 8:35:21 AM
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Guide posted...
There's a spider species named Oreo, but then there's Cyclocosmia Ricketti.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bb11f8c.jpg
Forbidden Oreo.

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Turbam
02/12/24 8:37:25 AM
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https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs?si=n-OlLwWe5FYqgFxH

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/12/24 8:44:30 AM
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They're not that good.

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Irony
02/12/24 8:44:49 AM
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Hail Satan!

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Ricemills
02/12/24 8:46:57 AM
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So the Christian imageries in oreo cookies are satanic, got it.

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Irony
02/12/24 8:48:29 AM
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Ricemills posted...
So the Christian imageries in oreo cookies are satanic, got it.
If you think about it Christians are just not cool Satanists

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Chicken
02/12/24 9:00:22 AM
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Guide posted...
There's a spider species named Oreo, but then there's Cyclocosmia Ricketti.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bb11f8c.jpg
It aint that

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Ricemills
02/12/24 9:04:21 AM
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And there's a story about spiders on oreo fillings

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YugiNoob
02/12/24 9:06:48 AM
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Oh no, I must inform my extremely hardcore Christian coworker about this! I kid, but shed probably believe it :<


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Tyranthraxus
02/12/24 9:17:14 AM
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Guide posted...
There's a spider species named Oreo, but then there's Cyclocosmia Ricketti.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bb11f8c.jpg
It's literally a skulltula

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UnsteadyOwl
02/12/24 9:19:40 AM
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Some snacks at least have the decency to come right out and tell you they're satanic.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/000bedc0.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
02/12/24 9:20:50 AM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
Some snacks at least have the decency to come right out and tell you they're Satanic.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/000bedc0.jpg

This stuff is underrated tbh
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f8186098.jpg

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YugiNoob
02/12/24 9:21:59 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It's literally a skulltula
Then theres the rarer Gold Skulltulla
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/30d559e8.jpg

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