Current Events > That David guy mustve been flattered when Leonardo sculpted him..

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.... until he saw the crotch area....

Quick, someone give him a leaf

I imagine it like a typical 90s sitcom, where the dude is like "hey hey I'm not gay why you sculptin' me" but is secretly flattered that another guy finds him attractive since lord knows he never gets compliments from women. But then the statue is revealed with the small penis and he's super indignant and forgets about being self conscious and is like "hey! I'm much bigger than that" and shenanigans ensue

didnt they like knock the dicks off all the statues at some point?

Peeners were naturally small back then. They evolved to modern size when big dicks became a symbol of power.

Revisited posted...

I imagine it like a typical 90s sitcom, where the dude is like "hey hey I'm not gay why you sculptin' me" but is secretly flattered that another guy finds him attractive since lord knows he never gets compliments from women. But then the statue is revealed with the small penis and he's super indignant and forgets about being self conscious and is like "hey! I'm much bigger than that" and shenanigans ensue

There was shrinkage. Its very breezy out.

smh, maybe it's because I'm tired, but I thought this was about Leonardo DiCaprio sculpting Larry David, and wondering if this was from an episode I missed.

Billyionaire posted...

.... until he saw the crotch area....

Making it a long one would just end up with it snapping off at some point

boxoto posted...

smh, maybe it's because I'm tired, but I thought this was about Leonardo DiCaprio sculpting Larry David, and wondering if this was from an episode I missed.

It's not too late, phone Larry before he films the curb finale! We can still make this happen!

Pretty sure small penis was deemed as noble back then, and big ones are brutish, animal like, barbaric.

bfslick50 posted...

There was shrinkage. Its very breezy out.

"I was in the river!"

Does this mean Michelangelo painted the Mona Lisa

Ricemills posted...

Pretty sure small penis was deemed as noble back then, and big ones are brutish, animal like, barbaric.

That was back in ancient Greek, way before David was sculpted. David was sculpted during the early Renaissance.

itachi15243 posted...

That was back in ancient Greek, way before David was sculpted. David was sculpted during the early Renaissance.

Yeah but that's when David lived.
Pretty sure even at renaissance there's always a dork that pointed out "bro, that's historically inaccurate"

Ricemills posted...

Yeah but that's when David lived.
Pretty sure even at renaissance there's always a dork that pointed out "bro, that's historically inaccurate"

David and Goliath happened several hundreds of years before Greece would conquer Israel as far as I remember? >.>

I could see Michelangelo copying the old Greek masters or style though. Considering that David is naked and reasonablely scared shitless, it's not like shrinkage would be ridiculous anyways though.