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pinky0926
02/01/24 1:12:29 PM
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You have to spend at least most of your weekday for the next 40 years in a room with a desk and equipment and you are expected to read spreadsheets and reply to emails and speak to people.

The 2 million is paid out in lump sums every 2 or 4 weeks.

You can do whatever you want on the weekends.

You in?

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willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:15:24 PM
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Two million is a hell of a pay increase.

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philsov
02/01/24 1:15:51 PM
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oh cool. A raise. great, I'll take it

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mystic_belmont
02/01/24 1:17:25 PM
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So, what I do now, but $50k more a year?

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Bandit_Keith
02/01/24 1:17:30 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
Two million is a hell of a pay increase.

philsov posted...
oh cool. A raise. great, I'll take it
How much are you guys making? It's not 2 million a year, it's 2 million total. Over 40 years, that's 50,000 a year, with no raises or adjustments for cost of living and inflation.

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willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:18:56 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
How much are you guys making? It's not 2 million a year, it's 2 million total. Over 40 years, that's 50,000 a year, with no raises or adjustments for cost of living and inflation.
You're assuming either of us is going to be working or even breathing 40 years from now.

Edit: also, there's nothing in the OP about doing this job well. Nor does it say that I can be fired from it for not doing it well. I'd basically get paid to be Wally from Dilbert.

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eggcorn
02/01/24 1:19:15 PM
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Fuck no

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Bandit_Keith
02/01/24 1:19:54 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
You're assuming either of us is going to be working or even breathing 40 years from now.
Not assuming that at all. I'm asking how much are you making now that this sounds like a good deal to you?

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mystic_belmont
02/01/24 1:24:38 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Not assuming that at all. I'm asking how much are you making now that this sounds like a good deal to you?

An extra $50k for what I already do? Sounds like a deal to me.

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willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:24:57 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Not assuming that at all. I'm asking how much are you making now that this sounds like a good deal to you?
I live in a very cheap part of the country. Median income for an individual is a bit over $25k and median household income is $58k. I make about $30k and not in an office job.

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Bandit_Keith
02/01/24 1:26:06 PM
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mystic_belmont posted...
An extra $50k for what I already do? Sounds like a deal to me.
It's not extra though. You won't be at your current job, you'll be at this one now.

willythemailboy posted...
I live in a very cheap part of the country. Median income for an individual is a bit over $25k and median household income is $58k. I make about $30k and not in an office job.
Fair enough.

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MisterPengy
02/01/24 1:33:15 PM
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"You have to spend at least most of your weekday"

How do you define "most" here? If we assume it means the greatest part; the majority and we define majority as a number or quantity greater than half of a total

That means "at least over half of your weekday" must be spent on this. More than 12 hours a day. Y'all wanna work 60 hours a week for 50k a year?

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