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UnfairRepresent
11/14/23 3:11:37 PM
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Money is after tax but if you take it then 92% of men will become gay. 5% will become bisexual. 2.5% Hetrosexual and 0.5% asexual.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/070366bb.jpg

This effect is global and potentially will include you if male.

Would you take it?

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Trumble
11/14/23 3:14:40 PM
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Sure. With that level of gayness present in society, I doubt homophobia would be a problem anymore, so it's basically free money whether I get hit or not.

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Prestoff
11/14/23 3:15:33 PM
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Easy yes. There's no downside, and that's not how these things are suppose to work.

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ellis123
11/14/23 3:21:27 PM
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Nope. Chuds just have a big sad as if it was.

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Bass
11/14/23 3:21:47 PM
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Sure, women will be better off.

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Prismsblade
11/14/23 3:31:29 PM
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For this one yes, it wont end as badly for woman this time, but not bad enough for me not to bite this time.

Plus as a straight male thats a double win on my part.

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EmilyTheCEman
11/14/23 3:35:37 PM
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Id do that for free.

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creativerealms
11/14/23 3:39:42 PM
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I figure I would still be ace so sure.

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bnui_ransder
11/14/23 3:52:53 PM
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Free money and competition is removed?

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/23 6:29:18 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
For this one yes, it wont end as badly for woman this time, but not bad enough for me not to bite this time.

Plus as a straight male thats a double win on my part.
Odds are youwon't be a straight male if you take the money

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luigi33
11/15/23 6:33:41 AM
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Sure. Less competition for women. Infact straight men would be extremely sought after because of the rarity, even if they aren't super good looking.

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MrResetti
11/15/23 6:35:37 AM
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luigi33 posted...
Sure. Less competition for women. Infact straight men would be extremely sought after because of the rarity, even if they aren't super good looking.
Chances are you ain't gonna be seeking women and the switch
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ZevLoveDOOM
11/15/23 6:39:25 AM
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eh sure, why not...
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bfslick50
11/15/23 6:50:52 AM
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Free money and less competition for dating, zero downsides.

MrResetti posted...
Chances are you ain't gonna be seeking women and the switch

I mean if I did turn gay, Id probably be happy that most men are gay.

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NeonBoobs
11/15/23 7:39:58 AM
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So I get money and my chances of getting with ladies increases like 10-fold? Literally what's the downside?

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Xenogears15
11/15/23 7:41:25 AM
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Unlike the reverse where fascism rises on the backs of sexually frustrated men, I cannot see the same happening with sexually frustrated women. So yeah, I'd take this one in a heartbeat.

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wackyteen
11/15/23 7:50:33 AM
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Are they strictly gay? Like won't even help a sister out so she can get pregnant gay?

Do the 7.5% of men who will sleep with women get worked to the bone?

Do we move to a sperm donation society to keep things going?

Does society collapse due to a lack of babies?

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Kitt
11/15/23 7:55:42 AM
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These things are suppose to have a downside.

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dioxxys
11/15/23 7:57:45 AM
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I immediately voted yes because I assumed it meant I would remain straight.

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EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 8:28:30 AM
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Exactly. Im not sure what percentage of women are 7/10 and above, but theyd all be fighting over 8% of the male population. So as a possible member of that 8%, this is the best money but topic ever.

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rexcrk
11/15/23 8:30:33 AM
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Without a split seconds hesitation. More men being gay would have absolutely no effect on me, and that amount of money would alleviate all my stresses.

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Ricemills
11/15/23 8:37:07 AM
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Hell yeah.
If I'm not in the 92%, then more chance with the ladies.
If I'm in the 92%, then i have chance with the gentlemen.

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LeadPipeCinche
11/15/23 8:59:34 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Without a split seconds hesitation. More men being gay would have absolutely no effect on me, and that amount of money would alleviate all my stresses.


You guys clearly didn't read the TC's post, like all of it.
There is a chance that you turn as well.

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Dakimakura
11/15/23 9:02:32 AM
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Damn, I get money and get to have sex? What downside?

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rexcrk
11/15/23 9:17:18 AM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
You guys clearly didn't read the TC's post, like all of it.
There is a chance that you turn as well.
Do I still get the money?

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Raikuro
11/15/23 9:19:24 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Are they strictly gay? Like won't even help a sister out so she can get pregnant gay?
Being gay doesn't mean hoarding semen
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wackyteen
11/15/23 9:20:02 AM
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Raikuro posted...
Being gay doesn't mean hoarding semen
I mean, no, but it's also a UR topic so gotta cover bases

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/23 9:20:44 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Do I still get the money?
yes

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DuuuDe14
11/15/23 9:21:42 AM
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That's about 300 million bi or straight men.

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EmilyTheCEman
11/15/23 9:26:06 AM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
You guys clearly didn't read the TC's post, like all of it.
There is a chance that you turn as well.

Win-win situation. Either I get a massive pool of hot chicks or a massive pool of dudes.

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wackyteen
11/15/23 9:26:58 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
Win-win situation. Either I get a massive pool of hot chicks or a massive pool of dudes.
Massive pool of hot chicks or a massive pool of hot dicks to choose from.

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ZannoL
11/15/23 9:29:13 AM
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SpawnShadow
11/15/23 10:08:41 AM
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Does this only affect cisgender men, or does it include everyone who was assigned male at birth? Are transgender men affected in any way by this as well? What about intersex people with XX male syndrome?
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SoIidLegacy
11/15/23 6:45:52 PM
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This would probably result in a massive world population decline, but as long as there are enough hetero/bi people around that humanity won't risk virtual extinction, I'm ok with this.

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UndefeatedGOAT
11/15/23 6:47:40 PM
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So im rich and overpopulation is resolved?
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Heartomaton
11/15/23 6:47:46 PM
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Nah.

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Pikachuchupika
11/15/23 6:49:27 PM
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I feel like there would be some big repercussions to this.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
11/15/23 6:49:42 PM
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You don't think CE actually cares about women, do you

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Will_VIIII
11/15/23 6:51:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This effect is global and potentially will include you if male.
Nope. Not risking my relationship lol

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Inohira
11/15/23 6:52:25 PM
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Obviously.

randy_123r posted...
Fun fact, women like sex and relationships. It would probably be good for men, but catastrophic for women.

Back in the day harems were commonplace. Women still get laid even with a shortage of men. Unlike how even with even ratios a lot of men don't get laid. >_>

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Kradek
11/15/23 6:55:53 PM
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1) I'm not homophobic and can handle dude's hitting on me

2) So I just lost 92% of romantic competition?

3) Even if 1 & 2 for some reason don't work out to my benefit, I'll buy an island and just live there

Literally no downside.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/15/23 6:57:46 PM
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This would only hurt women big time but that is not my problem.

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UndefeatedGOAT
11/15/23 6:58:58 PM
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Kradek posted...
1) I'm not homophobic and can handle dude's hitting on me

2) So I just lost 92% of romantic competition?

3) Even if 1 & 2 for some reason don't work out to my benefit, I'll buy an island and just live there

Literally no downside.

depends, are the career choices of these 92% gays similar to the current ones?

would we run out of tradesmen?
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leafsRULE
11/15/23 6:59:37 PM
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^implying gay men don't work "manly" jobs like the trades

lol

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UndefeatedGOAT
11/15/23 7:04:22 PM
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leafsRULE posted...
^implying gay men don't work "manly" jobs like the trades

lol

do i have to defend that stance?

would it be sexist to say theres not an equal amount of women doing plumbing, or construction minus holding stop signs
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Kradek
11/15/23 7:11:18 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
depends, are the career choices of these 92% gays similar to the current ones?

would we run out of tradesmen?

I'll be rich so I'll be able to weather whatever storm comes my way, similar to all other rich people who don't care about a functioning society when they're rich enough.

Though 9.3m may not be that level of rich, still, I refer to the private island. If I need to subsist off of fish and a desalinator for the rest of my life, so be it.

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BloodMoon7
11/15/23 7:17:35 PM
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Nah fam, can't do that to my homies

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