Current Events > You hack into one of Elon Musk's bank accounts. What do you do next?

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Dark_Koopatrol 11/11/23 9:42:32 PM #1:	You get a hold of Elon's bank account. The balance on his checking account reads $9,405,301,295. What do you do next? <cite>Dark_Koopatrol posted [p:977165730] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>You get a hold of Elon's bank account. The balance on his checking account reads $9,405,301,295. What do you do next?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BunkerBoy 11/11/23 9:44:17 PM #2:	Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded. <cite>BunkerBoy posted [p:977165750] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 11/11/23 9:45:07 PM #3:	Contact IRS. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:977165759] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Contact IRS.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/11/23 9:45:49 PM #4:	build 1000000000 wells in Africa --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand, DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded), Ratchet and Clank 2002 and 2016 Remake He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:977165771] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>build 1000000000 wells in Africa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/11/23 9:46:12 PM #5:	Probably just take pictures of his spending habits and spread them around. Maybe sell them for a pretty penny. I don't want to go to jail for life over Elon Musk of all people. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:977165779] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Probably just take pictures of his spending habits and spread them around. Maybe sell them for a pretty penny. I don't want to go to jail for life over Elon Musk of all people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 11/11/23 9:46:22 PM #6:	I'm pretty sure that committing a financial crime of that magnitude would get me more arrested than anyone has ever been. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:977165781] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure that committing a financial crime of that magnitude would get me more arrested than anyone has ever been. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/11/23 9:49:01 PM #7:	Transfer one penny to his savings account --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:977165825] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Transfer one penny to his savings account </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 11/11/23 9:51:39 PM #8:	Pump an unreal amount into a bunch of different cryptos just to see the whole crypto market go into a panic --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:977165860] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Pump an unreal amount into a bunch of different cryptos just to see the whole crypto market go into a panic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 11/11/23 9:54:58 PM #9:	Hope that I'm using a VPN and using a network far from my house. Then, BunkerBoy posted... Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:977165912] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Hope that I'm using a VPN and using a network far from my house.Then,BunkerBoy posted... </cite><quote>Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 11/11/23 9:55:28 PM #10:	Make all of his spending and (presumably rampant) tax evasion public knowledge, then let better financial analysts than me sort out the rest. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:977165916] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Make all of his spending and (presumably rampant) tax evasion public knowledge, then let better financial analysts than me sort out the rest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 11/11/23 9:56:33 PM #11:	BunkerBoy posted... Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:977165930] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>BunkerBoy posted... </cite><quote>Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 11/11/23 9:57:35 PM #12:	Buy myself a nice yacht --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:977165947] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Buy myself a nice yacht </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 11/11/23 9:59:05 PM #13:	Keep half for myself, donate the rest to various charities. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:977165971] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Keep half for myself, donate the rest to various charities. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rharyx211 11/11/23 10:06:38 PM #14:	I send myself 1 billion and figure out what to do with it later. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>Rharyx211 posted [p:977166068] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>I send myself 1 billion and figure out what to do with it later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 11/11/23 10:10:11 PM #15:	Set it to $0.00 without taking any for myself, then destroy any records of it ever having been otherwise. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:977166123] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Set it to $0.00 without taking any for myself, then destroy any records of it ever having been otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MitsuruKirijo 11/11/23 10:10:32 PM #16:	Take enough to not be noticeable, and buy a bunch of houses for the homeless. <cite>MitsuruKirijo posted [p:977166127] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Take enough to not be noticeable, and buy a bunch of houses for the homeless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/11/23 10:13:14 PM #17:	Send lots of random 1c transfers between his accounts with references to "Twitter" in the details. --- You can't spell Trumble without several letters of the English alphabet. <cite>Trumble posted [p:977166151] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Send lots of random 1c transfers between his accounts with references to "Twitter" in the details. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OriginalPlain2 11/11/23 10:17:03 PM #18:	Dont wanna, but if for some odd reason it has to be donate to st Judes childrens hospital, give to food banks, some homeless charities and numerous other hospitals leave some for musk as I dont really want to do with it so he may restart his business buy myself a few songs tho cause ahh I love music --- 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? <cite>OriginalPlain2 posted [p:977166188] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Dont wanna,but if for some odd reason it has to bedonate to st Judes childrens hospital, give to food banks, some homeless charities and numerous other hospitalsleave some for musk as I dont really want to do with it so he may restart his business buy myself a few songs tho cause ahh I love music </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/11/23 10:30:36 PM #19:	itachi15243 posted... Probably just take pictures of his spending habits and spread them around. Maybe sell them for a pretty penny. BunkerBoy posted... Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded. These. --- What is up, my sister!? https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:977166353] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite><quote>Probably just take pictures of his spending habits and spread them around. Maybe sell them for a pretty penny.</quote>BunkerBoy posted... </cite><quote>Probably just send it all to various charities. I wouldn't keep any for myself. Let him look like an ass trying to get refunded.</quote>These. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 11/11/23 10:40:58 PM #20:	donate it all to hearing loss treatment research --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:977166480] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>donate it all to hearing loss treatment research </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/11/23 10:41:20 PM #21:	Drugs --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:977166486] in You hack i... [t:80617850]...</cite> <quote>Drugs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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