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DrizztLink 11/09/23 10:31:12 AM #1:	? --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:977120465] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 11/09/23 10:32:08 AM #2:	His fingers get cold. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:977120476] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>His fingers get cold. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 11/09/23 10:32:27 AM #3:	To make the technicolored coat --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:977120483] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>To make the technicolored coat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/09/23 10:33:02 AM #4:	He dries them out and eats them like cornflakes. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:977120486] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>He dries them out and eats them like cornflakes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/09/23 10:33:08 AM #5:	Why doesn't he? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977120490] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Why doesn't he? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/09/23 10:33:56 AM #6:	It's all part of God's plan. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:977120507] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>It's all part of God's plan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LearntoRead 11/09/23 10:36:27 AM #7:	TC is clearly trying to distract us while they take all the foreskins, and I for one am not falling for it. <cite>LearntoRead posted [p:977120550] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>TC is clearly trying to distract us while they take all the foreskins, and I for one am not falling for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/09/23 10:38:48 AM #8:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3c388e3.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:977120594] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3c388e3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/09/23 10:40:20 AM #9:	LearntoRead posted... TC is clearly trying to distract us while they take all the foreskins, and I for one am not falling for it. Yeah tc this behavior just ain't gonna cut it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977120617] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>LearntoRead posted... </cite><quote>TC is clearly trying to distract us while they take all the foreskins, and I for one am not falling for it.</quote>Yeah tc this behavior just ain't gonna cut it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 11/09/23 10:49:07 AM #10:	People treat foreskin like it's the extra bits needed for injection molding or casting metal. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:977120720] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>People treat foreskin like it's the extra bits needed for injection molding or casting metal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 11/09/23 10:49:31 AM #11:	Its for his meat dragon. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:977120726] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Its for his meat dragon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 11/09/23 11:11:05 AM #13:	Reminds me of a great old joke about a rabbi getting the mother of all nitpicky tax audits. Auditor: "So, what do you do with all the candle drippings?" Rabbi: "Well, we send them back to the candle factory, and when they have enough, they send us back a free box of candles." Auditor: "So, what do you do with all the matzo crumbs?" Rabbi: "Well, we send those off to the matzo factory, and when they have enough, they send us back a free box of matzo balls." Auditor: "Alright then...what do you do with all the foreskins?" Rabbi: "Well, we send those off to the IRS, and when they have enough, they send us back a little prick like you." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977121073] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of a great old joke about a rabbi getting the mother of all nitpicky tax audits.Auditor: "So, what do you do with all the candle drippings?"Rabbi: "Well, we send them back to the candle factory, and when they have enough, they send us back a free box of candles."Auditor: "So, what do you do with all the matzo crumbs?"Rabbi: "Well, we send those off to the matzo factory, and when they have enough, they send us back a free box of matzo balls."Auditor: "Alright then...what do you do with all the foreskins?"Rabbi: "Well, we send those off to the IRS, and when they have enough, they send us back a little prick like you." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 11/09/23 11:12:02 AM #14:	Were_Wyrm posted... He dries them out and eats them like cornflakes. I was thinking like beef jerky. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:977121084] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>He dries them out and eats them like cornflakes.</quote>I was thinking like beef jerky. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 11/09/23 11:13:09 AM #15:	Block_that_Kick posted... I was thinking like beef jerky. More like gummy skins. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:977121093] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Block_that_Kick posted... </cite><quote>I was thinking like beef jerky.</quote>More like gummy skins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 11/09/23 11:19:11 AM #16:	Boys rinds --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:977121202] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Boys rinds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 11/09/23 11:23:23 AM #17:	Meh, he left Jesus' behind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce <cite>tankboy posted [p:977121263] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Meh, he left Jesus' behind:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ulfar 11/09/23 11:35:18 AM #18:	tankboy posted... Meh, he left Jesus' behind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce Religion is so fucking stupid. <cite>Ulfar posted [p:977121448] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>tankboy posted... </cite><quote>Meh, he left Jesus' behind:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce</quote>Religion is so fucking stupid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 11/09/23 11:52:25 AM #19:	Ever watched Meet the Fockers? Yeah, basically that. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:977121718] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Ever watched Meet the Fockers? Yeah, basically that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 11/09/23 11:54:57 AM #20:	So listen guys, I got a great idea for our religion. Hear me out. What if we men cut off that extra bit of skin around our dicks? That'll prove we're devout subjects of our god, right? Right? --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:977121752] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>So listen guys, I got a great idea for our religion. Hear me out. What if we men cut off that extra bit of skin around our dicks? That'll prove we're devout subjects of our god, right? Right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/09/23 9:38:08 PM #21:	I posted this topic while falling asleep and barely remember making it. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:977131590] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>I posted this topic while falling asleep and barely remember making it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 11/09/23 9:39:02 PM #22:	He's just a collector, ok? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:977131601] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>He's just a collector, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 11/09/23 9:42:18 PM #24:	KanWan posted... mmm... I'm eating GOOD https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/27e2a12d.jpg Foreskins and period drippings. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:977131651] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>KanWan posted... </cite><quote>mmm... I'm eating GOODhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/27e2a12d.jpg</quote>Foreskins and period drippings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 11/09/23 9:44:44 PM #25:	Nothing. He just wanted to see if people would do whatever he said just cuz he said to. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:977131682] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Nothing.He just wanted to see if people would do whatever he said just cuz he said to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 11/09/23 9:46:23 PM #26:	Flauros posted... He just wanted to see if people would do whatever he said just cuz he said to. The traditional way for him to do that is to tell them to kill their kid. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:977131711] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted... </cite><quote>He just wanted to see if people would do whatever he said just cuz he said to.</quote>The traditional way for him to do that is to tell them to kill their kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/09/23 9:53:22 PM #27:	If God wanted man to be circumcised, why didnt he create man in that way (already circumcised)? God has created an incomplete world, and Man has been assigned to help complete the task. - Rabbi Akiva --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:977131817] in Why does G... [t:80615593]...</cite> <quote>If God wanted man to be circumcised, why didnt he create man in that way (already circumcised)? God has created an incomplete world, and Man has been assigned to help complete the task. - Rabbi Akiva </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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