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HylianFox
11/05/23 10:37:18 PM
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It can't be as bad as "Johnny the Walrus", right?

....right

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DementedDurian
11/05/23 10:40:43 PM
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I wish I never heard of that book. Insults my intelligence and sexuality at the same time.

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ShaneMcComez
11/05/23 10:45:24 PM
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"Think like a dumbass" by Kevin Sorbo.

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Fluttershy
11/05/23 10:47:15 PM
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'please read this to me' by kevin sorbo

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ShaneMcComez
11/05/23 10:52:52 PM
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"Miss Maple's class takes a totally normal tour of the Capital Building" by Kevin Sorbo.

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DirkDiggles
11/05/23 10:54:53 PM
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"The Lunatic Left Thinks There Are More Than Two Genders." By Kevin Sorbo

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Machete
11/05/23 10:57:11 PM
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"I played Hercules in the 90s so they let me voice Hercules in God of War 3" by Kevin Sorbo

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HylianFox
11/05/23 11:02:30 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
I wish I never heard of that book. Insults my intelligence and sexuality at the same time.

Yeah, but the review for it is hilarious

"In a just world, Matt Walsh would be the guy who cleans up walrus shit at the zoo"
XD

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Kai_Laguna
11/05/23 11:05:51 PM
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Supposedly it's a book to teach boys about manliness and chivalry, but given both the publisher and the auther there is almost assuredly ample examples of homophobia and transphobia. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47adb62c.jpg
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HylianFox
11/05/23 11:11:07 PM
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At the very least it has better artwork than "Johnny the Walrus" which looked like it was drawn by a preschooler who had both their hands cut off and was forced to draw using a pencil clenched between their buttcheeks.

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bigtiggie23
11/05/23 11:17:14 PM
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That probably took him longer to write than a George R.R. Martin book.

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Flauros
11/05/23 11:30:56 PM
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Is it Woke Baby?

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Fenriswolf
11/06/23 12:01:47 AM
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https://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY

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008Zulu
11/06/23 12:18:51 AM
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>Kevin Sorbo has a children's book

We all have to start reading somewhere.

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Zikten
11/06/23 12:21:59 AM
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ShaneMcComez posted...
"Think like a dumbass" by Kevin Sorbo.
"IT'S HAPPENING: A CHILDREN'S GUIDE TO JANUARY 6TH" By Kevin Sorbo
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Kami_no_Kami
11/06/23 12:31:00 AM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Supposedly it's a book to teach boys about manliness and chivalry, but given both the publisher and the auther there is almost assuredly ample examples of homophobia and transphobia. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47adb62c.jpg
Book 7!?
Saga 3!!!!!!?
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Antiyonder
11/06/23 12:50:21 AM
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Incidentally if say a Jehovahs Witness running a bakery refused to sell any goods that were being purchased for holiday reasons, or a Hindu baker won't prepare cake for a wedding where the banquet includes meat, would Sorbo agree on those?

Or hypocritically complain about any other occasion where people refuse to serve someone based on religious beliefs?

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Kai_Laguna
11/06/23 12:55:59 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Book 7!?
Saga 3!!!!!!?
It seems brave books lumps all it's stuff as a single series regardless of who the writer is or if it has any continuity between them.
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Fenriswolf
11/06/23 2:31:36 AM
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Zikten posted...
"IT'S HAPPENING: A CHILDREN'S GUIDE TO JANUARY 6TH" By Kevin Sorbo
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8bdc9e7d.jpg

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Vampire_Chicken
11/06/23 4:21:34 AM
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HylianFox posted...
At the very least it has better artwork than "Johnny the Walrus" which looked like it was drawn by a preschooler who had both their hands cut off and was forced to draw using a pencil clenched between their buttcheeks.
Stop giving away the secrets of the creative process.

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Ryven
11/06/23 4:33:50 AM
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Please Buy This, Kids, Because I Need To Pay My Rent by Kevin Sorbo

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Kradek
11/06/23 4:39:13 AM
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Ryven posted...
Please Buy This, Kids, Because I Need To Pay My Rent by Kevin Sorbo

"And as the Good Lord says, "no, you're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, and the Legend of the Rent, was way hardcore""*

*As soon as Jack Black learned about this line being in Sorbo's book he immediately sued him.

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HylianFox
11/07/23 4:23:03 PM
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Stop giving away the secrets of the creative process.

Sorry

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DrizztLink
11/07/23 4:24:20 PM
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Who ghostwrites the book for him?

Sorbo doesn't have the reading level to write children's lit.

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Carljank
11/07/23 4:24:48 PM
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"I am actually Ryan's deadbeat dad from the OC" - Kevin Sorbo

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