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Block_that_Kick
11/05/23 5:25:26 PM
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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each others porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.

During a conversation on the War on Technology at Benton, Louisianas Cypress Baptist Church unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed accountability software called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites.

It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it, Johnson told the panel about the app.

It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. Hes 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. Im proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.

Outside of the creepy Big Brother-ness of it all, Receipt Maven also aired concerns about whether Covenant Eyes which is still a working subscription-based service might compromise Johnsons devices, if hes still actively seeking accountability.

A US Congressman is allowing a 3rd Party tech company to scan ALL of his electronic devices daily and then uploading reports to his son about what hes watching or not watching., Receipt Maven wrote. I mean, who else is accessing that data?

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UnfairRepresent
11/05/23 5:26:21 PM
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Da fuck

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mercurydude
11/05/23 5:27:06 PM
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Gross and weird, and not at all surprising from a mentally deranged freak like this.

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Heartomaton
11/05/23 5:29:44 PM
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DrizztLink
11/05/23 5:29:55 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
It sends a report to your accountability partner.
Weird but whatever.

Block_that_Kick posted...
My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. Hes 17.
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Ivynn
11/05/23 5:30:16 PM
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thronedfire2
11/05/23 5:30:43 PM
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so if he watches porn he's sharing it with a 17 year old?

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Raiden2909
11/05/23 5:32:10 PM
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...This... What.. uhh... Damn this is stupidly creepy and just weird
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Southernfatman
11/05/23 5:32:12 PM
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There's tons of stories of Republicans being really creepy and even involving children (like this one), but it's the drag queens and transgenders that's the real problem! /s (just in case)

Most likely he's full of shit and both he and his son are watching the most degenerate kind of porn imaginable like many repressed religious conservatives.

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Takuya_Lee
11/05/23 5:33:06 PM
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Raiden2909 posted...
...This... What.. uhh... Damn this is stupidly creepy and just weird

We're all right there with you.

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Technician_X
11/05/23 5:50:17 PM
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LordOfTheCats
11/05/23 5:56:07 PM
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DrizztLink
11/05/23 5:59:09 PM
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Ivynn posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/783d0a77.jpg

Technician_X posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eb67da9b.jpg

LordOfTheCats posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ca990630.jpg
These people also get sent Mike Johnson's porn history.

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The_Popo
11/05/23 6:00:58 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
These people also get sent Mike Johnson's porn history.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/449d0d43.jpg

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mybbqrules
11/05/23 6:02:33 PM
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LordOfTheCats posted...
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Heartomaton
11/05/23 6:03:14 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
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Zelduh
11/05/23 6:04:12 PM
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This sounds like a weird fetish
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asdf8562
11/05/23 6:05:14 PM
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To each their own I guess, but I find this incredibly weird and in the same category as those groomers they complain about so much.
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tremain07
11/05/23 6:06:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/462cad36.jpg\
What in the goddamn

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SiO4
11/05/23 6:07:00 PM
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So gone are the days of your dad leaving Mags and VHS's around?

Such a shame.

Thanks, Biden.
We came so far on the war on fake boobs, and then you killed all the momentum.

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Anony1125
11/05/23 6:28:35 PM
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idk it doesn't seem all that weird to me tbh
I imagine the point is that he's not intaking porn. Functionally it's probably the same as any other parent monitoring their child's online activity, just with the privacy ethical concerns of spying on your children sorta handwaved away under the guise of it going both ways.

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MistyKnight
11/05/23 7:27:09 PM
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Lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/rwpjwf/just_downloaded_covenant_eyes/

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Technician_X
11/05/23 7:28:19 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
idk it doesn't seem all that weird to me tbh
I imagine the point is that he's not intaking porn. Functionally it's probably the same as any other parent monitoring their child's online activity, just with the privacy ethical concerns of spying on your children sorta handwaved away under the guise of it going both ways.

It's always especially weird and creepy when evangelicals are involved in things like this. These people spend a disturbing amount of their time attacking "the left" as sexual deviants/groomers when, as usual, it's just them projecting their own fetishes onto others.

This isn't even getting into all kinds of security red flags involved. A high ranking government official using third party spyware to monitor his data?
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UnholyMudcrab
11/05/23 7:29:20 PM
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But how can they look at Hunter Biden's dick if their Jesus spyware won't let them?

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Smashingpmkns
11/05/23 7:32:17 PM
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Imagine getting a notification at 3 am that your son is beating off

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ExtremeLuchador
11/05/23 7:32:42 PM
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Didn't Florida make it a felony sex offense to even show your 17-year-old son a Playboy?

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ScazarMeltex
11/05/23 7:34:01 PM
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Every thing about white evangelical Christianity is fucking creepy.

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Guide
11/05/23 7:34:29 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
idk it doesn't seem all that weird to me tbh
I imagine the point is that he's not intaking porn. Functionally it's probably the same as any other parent monitoring their child's online activity, just with the privacy ethical concerns of spying on your children sorta handwaved away under the guise of it going both ways.

Yeah that's how I'm seeing it. Major issue if he uses that phone for sensitive data, though.

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metralo
11/05/23 7:35:10 PM
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Conservatives are so fucking weird.

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hockeybub89
11/05/23 7:36:13 PM
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This unhinged freak is literally near the top of the Presidential line of succession.

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itachi15243
11/05/23 7:36:58 PM
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Not only is this weird as hell, but it's a security concern...

Like what the fuck, it's like Republicans need to find new ways to do something fucked up.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/05/23 7:50:55 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
Im proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.

Sounds like his son is technologically savvy enough to circumvent this kind of nanny-ware.

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Bass
11/05/23 7:52:27 PM
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Forty_Niners
11/05/23 7:53:12 PM
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hockeybub89
11/05/23 7:53:15 PM
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DementedDurian
11/05/23 7:57:01 PM
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I don't get the fetish of men having their dads approving of their sex life.

Mine still thinks my coming out was a weird jest.

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Forty_Niners
11/05/23 7:58:01 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
I don't get the fetish of men having their dads approving of their sex life.

Mine still thinks my coming out was a weird jest.
Purity rings and chastity agreements between fathers and daughters is infinitely weirder to me.

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/05/23 7:58:37 PM
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Thats not normal or healthy

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ironman2009
11/05/23 7:58:47 PM
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spikethedevil
11/05/23 7:58:59 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
11/05/23 7:59:36 PM
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Forty_Niners posted...
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This is 11/10

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MartavisBryant
11/05/23 8:01:07 PM
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Jack Johnson jacks his Johnson without watching porn

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HylianFox
11/05/23 8:02:40 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
During a conversation on the War on Technology at Benton, Louisianas Cypress Baptist Church unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed accountability software called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites.

That's some serious spy thriller shit

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Punished_Blinx
11/05/23 8:03:22 PM
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If his son has a clean slate then he's found a workaround lol

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HylianFox
11/05/23 8:08:03 PM
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Forty_Niners posted...
Purity rings and chastity agreements between fathers and daughters is infinitely weirder to me.

It makes perfect sense if you come from a culture that claims girls are the property of their fathers, until they get married off and become the property of their husbands.

But if you think of girls as individual human beings, then yes it's fucked up.

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bigtiggie23
11/05/23 8:26:10 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Imagine getting a notification at 3 am that your son is beating off
My parents didn't need a notification, they knew how I got down when i was in my room and moved on.

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