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MAR10_KarT
10/29/23 8:33:15 PM
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And you can't take them out anywhere besides school. You can spend time with kids at home, play with them, read to them, and whatever you can do at home.

You get paid this in addition to whatever job you have.

Take the money?

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NeonTentacles
10/29/23 8:35:51 PM
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naaaaaaaaah

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The_Popo
10/29/23 8:36:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/3/AAEqD0AAE_Iv.jpg

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DrizztLink
10/29/23 8:36:41 PM
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I don't want to be a professional parent.

I don't even want to be an amateur parent.

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MAR10_KarT
10/29/23 8:46:48 PM
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Guess it's not your kind of life eh?

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Waxitron_Gazer
10/29/23 8:48:08 PM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
You get paid this in addition to whatever job you have.
absolutely not.

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Glob
10/29/23 8:49:24 PM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
And you can't take them out anywhere besides school. You can spend time with kids at home, play with them, read to them, and whatever you can do at home.

You get paid this in addition to whatever job you have.

Take the money?

But how can I do the job?
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DocileOrangeCup
10/29/23 8:49:37 PM
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How many kids
Do they actually grow and leave or am I taking care of them forever
How old are they
Can I quit and they're ok

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/29/23 8:51:33 PM
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Pass. Already tired enough of mine. I desperately need more time to myself.

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Umbreon
10/29/23 8:54:47 PM
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Sure

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Mizznox
10/29/23 8:55:03 PM
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Depriving the kids of their non-school related activities and being unable to go do my own activities definitely isn't worth $1k/month.

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Cemith
10/29/23 8:57:16 PM
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The_Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/3/AAEqD0AAE_Iv.jpg


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BloodMoon7
10/29/23 8:57:45 PM
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I'd pay $1000 a month to NOT do this.

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MAR10_KarT
10/30/23 3:11:21 PM
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Bump

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PowerOats
10/30/23 3:12:26 PM
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Add two 0s then maybe
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Enclave
10/30/23 3:12:29 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Depriving the kids of their non-school related activities and being unable to go do my own activities definitely isn't worth $1k/month.


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too_cold_boi
10/30/23 3:13:38 PM
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Glob posted...
But how can I do the job?
Yeah, how would I be able to do my other job?

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VeggetaX
10/30/23 3:13:39 PM
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Hail yes

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NoxObscuras
10/30/23 3:16:12 PM
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Pass. My son would go stir crazy if we never left the house

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MabusIncarnate
10/30/23 3:16:56 PM
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Maybe $1000 a week

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MAR10_KarT
10/30/23 3:18:14 PM
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too_cold_boi posted...
Yeah, how would I be able to do my other job?

You do your main job like you usually do. It's just that all times spent with your kids have to be in your home and nowhere else

In order to get this money.

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drclaeys
10/30/23 3:21:43 PM
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Friends,

1000 a month is nothing with todays prices.

no thank you. after like the first month, you are in prison for 30
years, because you MURDERED one of the kids.... no thank you.
not worth it.

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rideshort
10/30/23 4:01:07 PM
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Multiply that by like 6 then sure. 1k is way too small.

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itachi15243
10/30/23 4:03:50 PM
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Yeah, I'd need at least 8-10 times that to even start considering.

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Smackems
10/30/23 4:04:05 PM
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Already been through this

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Xenogears15
10/30/23 4:04:15 PM
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$1,000/month is chump change. Are you kidding me?

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/30/23 4:07:40 PM
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Lol are you high? Hell no.

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TheOtherMike
10/30/23 4:07:59 PM
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So ~ $33/day to have a bunch of sticky hands all over my game systems, Lego, walls and furniture? Screaming crotchfruit running around terrorizing my dogs and cat? Making a fucking mess with their snacks all over my house? $33/day for that shit? Really?

I thought these things were supposed to be tempting with the money.

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Croutonman
10/30/23 5:01:24 PM
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Im already doing this so $1000 extra a month would be nice.

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MAR10_KarT
10/30/23 8:25:40 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Yeah, I'd need at least 8-10 times that to even start considering.

Yikes more than most people's monthly salaries

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Rika_Furude
10/30/23 8:28:07 PM
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I wouldnt do it for money. Id only do it for the love of my life (I dont have one)
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MacadamianNut3
10/30/23 8:32:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/3/AAUJMyAAE_TX.png

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thronedfire2
10/30/23 8:34:05 PM
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uh, no

that's less than what you'd have to pay a 16 year old babysitter for that amount of time

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bladegash
10/30/23 8:34:48 PM
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So basically be my wife but with a 1/8th the income.

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