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10/21/23 8:02:22 AM
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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 9:52:52 AM
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If you want to offer to buy me dinner then you need to offer to buy me DINNER

i can get del taco my own dang self

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roos1046_Reborn
10/21/23 9:58:43 AM
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This happened

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10/21/23 10:00:24 AM
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Amen

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:01:14 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
This happened

this happens too fucking often and Im tired of it making me uncomfortable

to hell with you if you cant be understanding and just want to diminish what Im trying to talk about. Maybe try being just a little bit fucking better than that and not part of the fucking problem.

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angeleyes94
10/21/23 10:02:00 AM
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I gots about three fiddy where u wana go?

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Billyionaire
10/21/23 10:02:07 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
to hell with you
they teach you that in church?

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ArtiRock
10/21/23 10:02:27 AM
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Maybe they're buying you a dinner for how much they think you're worth. If men are only offering you del taco, you need to step up your game.

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Ivynn
10/21/23 10:02:52 AM
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Ay gurl, wanna go out to Outback Steakhouse and share a Bloomin Onion

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The_shibe
10/21/23 10:03:16 AM
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Why are you taking food from thirsty old men if they disgust you so much? SMH

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:06:11 AM
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Billyionaire posted...
they teach you that in church?

this one is a baptist church, I attend service so I can not give a damn about all the hellfire I rain down the rest of the week

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:07:32 AM
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I live on the fucking street what the fuck else do you want me to do if Im not working Im just chilling and charging my speaker

who the hell are you that you wanna be on my case? What have you done? What are you creating I want to know. Tell me about something cool.

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:08:27 AM
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The_shibe posted...
Why are you taking food from thirsty old men if they disgust you so much? SMH

Im not.

Maybe read the topic.

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:11:07 AM
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ArtiRock posted...
Maybe they're buying you a dinner for how much they think you're worth. If men are only offering you del taco, you need to step up your game.

Its a them thing, these poor guys are in bloody shambles. I get offered a ton more money in goods and things I cant discuss, I turn most of that down too and what I dont I get for nothing at all beyond a smile and the briefest acknowledgment.

Reputation is the only thing that matters in this town, believe me or dont it doesnt change where Im at

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The_shibe
10/21/23 10:11:10 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Im not.

Maybe read the topic.

you would not take Taco Bell. But Id they offered you a steak you totally would, as per OP

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TimeForAction
10/21/23 10:11:46 AM
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Del taco is the church
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Ivynn
10/21/23 10:13:52 AM
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Who picks up chicks at a church anyway

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mustachedmystic
10/21/23 10:28:05 AM
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You should probably find a church without crusty old perverts trying to seduce you with fast food.

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angeleyes94
10/21/23 10:28:12 AM
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Oh okay you broke me, Chipotle the gentleman's choice one last offer. .

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:30:37 AM
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The_shibe posted...
you would not take Taco Bell. But Id they offered you a steak you totally would, as per OP

depends on the guy and the steak

I dont see any issue, do you?

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:31:18 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
You should probably find a church without crusty old perverts trying to seduce you with fast food.

keep an eye out lemme know when you find such a place

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:32:10 AM
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and?

what are you looking for? I like talking to people here whats it to you?

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:32:53 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Who picks up chicks at a church anyway

its literally why like 75% of churchgoers are showing up its hookup central

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IceCreamOnStero
10/21/23 10:35:18 AM
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People still go to church? Lol

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:36:58 AM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...
People still go to church? Lol

You should. Im agnostic af I literally dont care. Its a bunch of free food, free clothes, and best of all free gossip.

In a community, knowledge is everything

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IceCreamOnStero
10/21/23 10:46:09 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
You should. Im agnostic af I literally dont care. Its a bunch of free food, free clothes, and best of all free gossip.

In a community, knowledge is everything
Free gossip isn't worth an hour+ out of my weekend.

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angeleyes94
10/21/23 10:48:04 AM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...

Free gossip isn't worth an hour+ out of my weekend.


Dey poor doe

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:50:13 AM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...
Free gossip isn't worth an hour+ out of my weekend.

Then dont go to church? Momma cant tell you what to do with your entire life you gotta decide your own self

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 10:54:16 AM
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angeleyes94 posted...
Dey poor doe

Im wealthier than most of the people I know, I can certainly afford nicer things 38 years old and not once in my life have I ever needed to pay rent

i get whatever I need I get wherever Im going, I make my own jewelry now and Im earning at two jobs and the only people that seem to try to drag me down are types that are doing nothing at all

they say what they say but the ones here with me in the real real nod their head and step aside with grace, because thats what people deserve when they can abide a few simple rules of gentle respect and build a kingdom

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IceCreamOnStero
10/21/23 10:59:31 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Then dont go to church? Momma cant tell you what to do with your entire life you gotta decide your own self
I don't. That's why my comment was expeessing surprise that anyone does.

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 11:05:58 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
because thats what people deserve when they can abide a few simple rules of gentle respect

Is that why you have a history of being suspended and/or banned?

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Kitt
10/21/23 11:10:22 AM
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Someone wanted to get dinner and ended up taking me to a JJ Fish & Chicken place.

Smooth AF

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AmericaTheBrave
10/21/23 11:10:33 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Im wealthier than most of the people I know, I can certainly afford nicer things 38 years old and not once in my life have I ever needed to pay rent

You're 38? I was thinking you were 23 and getting hit on by 40 year olds. So it's 60somethings trying to buy you dinner?

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 11:11:27 AM
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Kitt posted...
Someone wanted to get dinner and ended up taking me to a JJ Fish & Chicken place.

Smooth AF

Fish and chicken? Not even fish and chips, the way it's meant to be?

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Ivynn
10/21/23 11:11:35 AM
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Kitt posted...
Someone wanted to get dinner and ended up taking me to a JJ Fish & Chicken place.

Smooth AF

When are you gonna take me up on my Applebees offer

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faizan_faizan
10/21/23 11:27:43 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
You should. Im agnostic af I literally dont care. Its a bunch of free food, free clothes, and best of all free gossip.

In a community, knowledge is everything
how old are you? Ive been thinking about going to church for this.

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Kingmuscle131
10/21/23 11:31:51 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
This happened


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The_shibe
10/21/23 11:54:10 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Im wealthier than most of the people I know, I can certainly afford nicer things 38 years old and not once in my life have I ever needed to pay rent

i get whatever I need I get wherever Im going, I make my own jewelry now and Im earning at two jobs and the only people that seem to try to drag me down are types that are doing nothing at all

they say what they say but the ones here with me in the real real nod their head and step aside with grace, because thats what people deserve when they can abide a few simple rules of gentle respect and build a kingdom

maybe I am confused. Werent you making topics about being homeless (literally) and working at the dollar store and then sleeping in a van at a parking spot after work?

which, by the way, there is nothing wrong with that, and bad things happen to people all the time. I am just bringing it out because I am legit confused because now youre youre suddenly coyote Musk or vampire Gates so maybe I got the story/poster wrong.

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The_shibe
10/21/23 11:58:24 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
You're 38? I was thinking you were 23 and getting hit on by 40 year olds. So it's 60somethings trying to buy you dinner?

which reminds me.

hey CE do you guys remember that topic where someone one asked if 40 yr old guys were condemned to a life of loneliness or dating fat older women with 3 kids with names that rhyme and being baby daddy to
them, and many people were like noooooo, that is not true, you can date anyone at 40, there is no stigma? Well look at this topic lol, I was right. Older dude trying to get a date = crusfy, lame, in the eyes of most people. Its sad

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mustachedmystic
10/21/23 12:01:06 PM
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Da worst part isnt dat dey are old, but dat dey are coming on to you in church.

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Lairen
10/21/23 12:02:11 PM
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I keep getting hit on! Better post it on a video game sites social board....

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Returning_CEmen
10/21/23 12:02:27 PM
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Maybe they arent thirsting over you and just want to make sure you are fed.

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Foppe
10/21/23 12:06:01 PM
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...you want me to buy food instead of showing my mad cooking skillz?

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GeraldDarko
10/21/23 12:15:32 PM
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So, you go there to get creeps to buy you stuff, but are mad that creepy guys approach you?

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DrizztLink
10/21/23 12:18:32 PM
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I'm remembering the Twitter meme where someone's talking about going on a date to the museum or aquarium or something.

The guy's all "can you get your own ticket" and so she does.

Dude pulls out a Buy One Get One coupon and walks in.

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GeraldDarko
10/21/23 12:22:44 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I'm remembering the Twitter meme where someone's talking about going on a date to the museum or aquarium or something.

The guy's all "can you get your own ticket" and so she does.

Dude pulls out a Buy One Get One coupon and walks in.
lmao. Couldn't split the cost of a single ticket. Sounds like a keeper.

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Kitt
10/21/23 12:57:22 PM
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Ivynn posted...
When are you gonna take me up on my Applebees offer
I can never go back to Applebee's.

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LeoRavus
10/21/23 1:01:00 PM
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TC went to a grindr meetup disgused as church. lol

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