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Garabandal 10/12/23 12:44:55 PM #1:	"And man dwelled... not in caves." ~Dipkin 1:1 --- CE's #1 Will Smith Fan #FreeWillie #Justice4Will #WillDidNothingWrong <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976616719] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>"And man dwelled... not in caves." ~Dipkin 1:1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 10/12/23 12:47:19 PM #2:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/5/AABJX0AAE7Qz.jpg --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:976616753] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/5/AABJX0AAE7Qz.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 10/12/23 12:48:28 PM #3:	Logic checks out --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:976616773] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Logic checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/12/23 12:48:35 PM #4:	What about cave women?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976616774] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>What about cave women?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 10/12/23 12:49:16 PM #5:	Adam and Eve ate all the dinosaurs --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976616787] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Adam and Eve ate all the dinosaurs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 10/12/23 12:50:02 PM #6:	HylianFox posted... Adam and Eve ate all the dinosaurs Not true. Humans lived with dinos but when flood came Noah forgot to bring them on board . Trust me --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand & DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:976616798] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>Adam and Eve ate all the dinosaurs</quote>Not true. Humans lived with dinos but when flood came Noah forgot to bring them on board . Trust me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 10/12/23 12:50:08 PM #7:	There was a baseball player a while back (00's?) who didn't believe dinosaurs existed because they weren't mentioned in the Bible. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:976616800] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>There was a baseball player a while back (00's?) who didn't believe dinosaurs existed because they weren't mentioned in the Bible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/12/23 12:51:34 PM #8:	Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:976616829] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/12/23 12:53:21 PM #9:	Ricemills posted... Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible. For extremely liberal interpretations, a Honda can be classified as a giant mecha which the Bible clearly says Jesus doesn't need. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976616862] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible.</quote>For extremely liberal interpretations, a Honda can be classified as a giant mecha which the Bible clearly says Jesus doesn't need. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 10/12/23 1:02:11 PM #10:	Ratchetrockon posted... Not true. Humans lived with dinos but when flood came Noah forgot to bring them on board . Trust me Actually, Noah brought dino eggs on board. They went extinct AFTER the flood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo --- CE's #1 Will Smith Fan #FreeWillie #Justice4Will #WillDidNothingWrong <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976617023] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>Not true. Humans lived with dinos but when flood came Noah forgot to bring them on board . Trust me</quote>Actually, Noah brought dino eggs on board. They went extinct AFTER the flood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 10/12/23 1:02:20 PM #11:	Jesus lived in a cave, for at least a brief time. After he was dead there. <cite>tankboy posted [p:976617027] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Jesus lived in a cave, for at least a brief time. After he was dead there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/12/23 1:06:58 PM #12:	Ricemills posted... Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible. Unfortunately for you the Book of Ralph has long been denounced as heresy, meaning that Jesus did not, in fact, have wheels. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976617106] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible.</quote>Unfortunately for you the Book of Ralph has long been denounced as heresy, meaning that Jesus did not, in fact, have wheels. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 10/12/23 1:13:05 PM #13:	Garabandal posted... Actually, Noah brought dino eggs on board. They went extinct AFTER the flood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo Omfg --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand & DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:976617213] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Garabandal posted... </cite><quote>Actually, Noah brought dino eggs on board. They went extinct AFTER the flood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo</quote>Omfg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 10/12/23 1:14:23 PM #14:	Ricemills posted... Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible. They were all in one Accord --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976617239] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Jesus owns a Honda. It says so in the Bible.</quote>They were all in one Accord </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 10/12/23 1:16:36 PM #15:	"Wat" - Austin 3:16 --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:976617277] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>"Wat" - Austin 3:16 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/12/23 1:24:52 PM #16:	brestugo posted... There was a baseball player a while back (00's?) who didn't believe dinosaurs existed because they weren't mentioned in the Bible. I always found this to be a weird stance. It's not like the bible lists a lot of noteworthy kreatures. Lions, whales, krocodiles, snakes, and various livestock had relevance in one story or other, but I don't remember sharks, turtles, or kangaroos ever being mentioned. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:976617450] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>There was a baseball player a while back (00's?) who didn't believe dinosaurs existed because they weren't mentioned in the Bible.</quote>I always found this to be a weird stance. It's not like the bible lists a lot of noteworthy kreatures. Lions, whales, krocodiles, snakes, and various livestock had relevance in one story or other, but I don't remember sharks, turtles, or kangaroos ever being mentioned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 10/12/23 1:32:13 PM #17:	The_Korey posted... I always found this to be a weird stance. It's not like the bible lists a lot of noteworthy kreatures. Lions, whales, krocodiles, snakes, and various livestock had relevance in one story or other, but I don't remember sharks, turtles, or kangaroos ever being mentioned. Couldn't remember his name, so I looked him up. His name is Carl Everett. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Everett Everett is quite outspoken with his beliefs, and his remarks have proven controversial on several occasions. Perhaps the best-known of these was his denial of the existence of dinosaurs. He was quoted as saying, "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex." *He also derided fossils of dinosaur bones as man-made fakes.* In reference to these comments, Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy dubbed Everett "Jurassic Carl." --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:976617592] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>I always found this to be a weird stance. It's not like the bible lists a lot of noteworthy kreatures. Lions, whales, krocodiles, snakes, and various livestock had relevance in one story or other, but I don't remember sharks, turtles, or kangaroos ever being mentioned.</quote>Couldn't remember his name, so I looked him up. His name is Carl Everett.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Everett<quote>Everett is quite outspoken with his beliefs, and his remarks have proven controversial on several occasions. Perhaps the best-known of these was his denial of the existence of dinosaurs. He was quoted as saying, "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."He also derided fossils of dinosaur bones as man-made fakes. In reference to these comments, Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy dubbed Everett "Jurassic Carl." </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 10/12/23 1:48:10 PM #18:	brestugo posted... Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples Weren't they the only two people around at the time? --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:976617859] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples</quote>Weren't they the only two people around at the time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boomgetchopped3 10/12/23 2:07:35 PM #20:	Adam and Eve were pagan cave dwellers banging everything that moved <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:976618215] in Cavemen di... [t:80591647]...</cite> <quote>Adam and Eve were pagan cave dwellers banging everything that moved </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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