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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 2:49:01 PM
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beaver anus

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Cocytus
10/11/23 2:56:50 PM
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How do you figure?

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MagnusDJL
10/11/23 2:57:08 PM
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Dam...
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__starsnostars
10/11/23 2:57:33 PM
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That explains why I love oreos.

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Cemith
10/11/23 2:58:42 PM
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Fuck yeah.

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Ricemills
10/11/23 2:59:14 PM
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I was shocked! SHOCKED, i tell ya!

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/11/23 2:59:40 PM
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so do they farm beavers solely for their anuses?


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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 3:00:57 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

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Big_Nabendu
10/11/23 3:01:27 PM
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Thought this was common knowledge

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TimeForAction
10/11/23 3:03:33 PM
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Explains my preference for cakesters and double stuft
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Pogo_Marimo
10/11/23 3:07:48 PM
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INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), PALM AND/OR CANOLA OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN, CHOCOLATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR.

No it isn't. Castoreum is almost never used in large scale production.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 3:09:36 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR.

That's the castoreum lmao

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Irony
10/11/23 3:10:00 PM
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Diabetes

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Pogo_Marimo
10/11/23 3:11:02 PM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
That's the castoreum lmao
Castoreum is a natural flavor my guy.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 3:12:05 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Castoreum is a natural flavor my guy.

It's a natural flavor used to create an artificial flavor when paired with fake vanilla.

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Pogo_Marimo
10/11/23 3:13:58 PM
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That's not how those things work, my guy. It would have natural and artificial flavors.

Why are you trying to be a weird dick about this?

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 3:14:26 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
That's not how those things work, my guy. It would have natural and artificial flavors.

Why are you trying to be a weird dick about this?

I'm not being weird. You're the one who entered this topic to pick a fight about something that is considered common knowledge.

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Gobstoppers12
10/11/23 3:30:06 PM
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Imagine taking this incredibly obvious bait though lol

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Jerry_Hellyeah
10/11/23 3:35:11 PM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
I'm not being weird. You're the one who entered this topic to pick a fight about something that is considered common knowledge.

So is this post a fuckin lie, or is the topic title a fuckin lie?

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Pogo_Marimo
10/11/23 3:55:44 PM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
I'm not being weird. You're the one who entered this topic to pick a fight about something that is considered common knowledge.
It's not common "knowledge" because it's not true. We have a better word for it, which is "myth".

https://npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/does-beaver-tush-flavor-your-strawberry-shortcake-we-go-myth-busting

Anybody could spend 2 minutes on google and see it's not true, which is what makes you a weird phallic appendage for continuing to perpetuate it.

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Questionmarktarius
10/11/23 4:43:52 PM
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It's much cheaper to extract fake vanilla from petroleum or wood, than a beaver's ass.
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VeggetaX
10/11/23 4:47:46 PM
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Holy shit y'all will argue about anything

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 5:18:40 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
So is this post a fuckin lie, or is the topic title a fuckin lie?

What

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Gobstoppers12
10/11/23 6:18:09 PM
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I wonder if this is an alt of the guy who said honey mustard is just mayonnaise. It's such a weirdly specific gimmick.

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Ricemills
10/11/23 10:01:02 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I wonder if this is an alt of the guy who said honey mustard is just mayonnaise. It's such a weirdly specific gimmick.

TC is Kanjo

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 10:03:08 PM
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CE melting down about everything these days. Can't make a joke topic with a Buzzfeed style headline without people going full KDS.

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Touch
10/11/23 10:18:40 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), PALM AND/OR CANOLA OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN, CHOCOLATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR.

No it isn't. Castoreum is almost never used in large scale production.
Not gonna lie when I reached UNBLEACHED I expected BEAVER ANUS to follow it and now I'm disappoint

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KitKats
10/11/23 10:47:02 PM
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Do the beavers at least get to eat some Oreos for all their hard work and effort

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SuperShake666
10/11/23 10:47:25 PM
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I know what hot dogs are made of, still delicious.

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Pogo_Marimo
10/12/23 12:21:33 AM
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Touch posted...
Not gonna lie when I reached UNBLEACHED I expected BEAVER ANUS to follow it and now I'm disappoint
This just raises further questions.

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Pogo_Marimo
10/12/23 12:22:37 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
CE melting down about everything these days. Can't make a joke topic with a Buzzfeed style headline without people going full KDS.
That's like a child's idea of funny.

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/12/23 1:08:10 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
It's not common "knowledge" because it's not true. We have a better word for it, which is "myth".

https://npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/does-beaver-tush-flavor-your-strawberry-shortcake-we-go-myth-busting

Anybody could spend 2 minutes on google and see it's not true, which is what makes you a weird phallic appendage for continuing to perpetuate it.
So, you're much, MUCH more likely to find it in perfume these days. Cool

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