Current Events > I saw Paul Rudd at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

(+) Yeah! (+)

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Afterwards, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

infetterence

Rigatoni

This is the only time I don't believe it.

It's true. I found video footage that was taken off of the security camera
https://youtu.be/tcAlZOQMnCQ?si=XGpR5Dl_B9pLGOLt

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.
If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.
Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.
It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.
Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.
It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.
Fuck!
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.
There is a pattern here.
You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.
I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

I ran into Ben Stiller at a barbershop.

This sounds familiar

BlingBling22947 posted...

I ran into Ben Stiller at a barbershop.

Did you slap him?

Damn inflation is really out of hand if Paul Rudd can't afford 15 Milkyway bars

Yawn, copy pasta.

hockeybub89 posted...

Fuck!
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.
There is a pattern here.

This will remain the best copypasta in existence and most of the internet hasn't even seen it. The fact that it's one of the few that was written to be 100% serious makes it king.

Who was the original copypasta about? Was it Ryan Gosling?

Trelve posted...

Who was the original copypasta about? Was it Ryan Gosling?

Flying Lotus, iirc.

If you're gonna copypasta and slide Paul Rudd in there at least throw a Mac & Me joke in there.

Cheater87 posted...

Yawn, copy pasta.

The topic title kinda gave it away tbh

Motivated. Determined. Resilient. Confident.

Mentally untouchable. Notice I didn't say physically, because no man is.

Unfortunately, our physiology limits aren't anything past that. More words can describe my presence, but let's not be selfish. I walk a path. A path that was aligned for me since the beginning of time. The creator gave me life through abundance. Allowing the correct blend of souls to cross paths, but not only to make eye contact, but to shar passion with one another. A passion that allowed human life to be conceived over and over and over again.

And through it all, with proper planning, placement, and correct space and time, here I stand. Mistakes made. Battles fought. Time elapsed. Ridicules spewed. I refuse to allow the actions of mere fellow humans distracting from serenity.

In this life, do you feel a purpose?

Elonging?

A yearning itch for completion?

If so, then we both share something. Something unspeakable. Something remarkable. Never fall short to the false obstacles some call roadblocks. I'm a walking example and breathing blueprint to what resilience can display regardless of the sagital divided support. You see hate? Hate is nothing but an expression of colluded emotions. Hate can be controlled. Hate can be tamed. Hate is nothing but an insecurity within one's self, but can be overcame. Giving humans specific labels makes me slightly uncomfortable, but I thank all categories regardless.

So, to all of my supporters, fans, members of the covenant, and all of my emotional haters that are truly disguised; I thank you.

DrizztLink posted...

This is the only time I don't believe it.

I have a personal story about him that sure makes him seem like an asshole.

Did you hit on him

copypasta topics need to stop being recycled

potdnewb posted...

copypasta topics need to stop being recycled

I'd like to see you do any better. What have you ever done with your life? Stop judging people and let everyone be who they want to be because, in the end, isn't that what life is all about?