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Far-Queue 10/09/23 12:51:16 PM #1: |
's gas for her. Why should this gorgeous woman, the love of my life who bore me 3 beautiful children, sully her delicate hands with filthy gas station nozzles?
I am always more than happy to get my hands dirty for her Plus I love the smell of gas especially hers --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 10/09/23 3:04:39 PM #2: |
I use a battery-powered machine when I get tired out from pumping my spouse
's tires. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AAQwHjAAE6qp.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 10/18/23 8:40:52 AM #3: |
Your wife enjoy having a handsy man around the house?
--- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 10/18/23 8:41:13 AM #4: |
Oh sorry I meant handy man
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DesertPenguin09 10/18/23 1:49:39 PM #5: |
Do you also like beating your wife (at video games)?
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Far-Queue 10/18/23 1:56:44 PM #6: |
DesertPenguin09 posted...
Do you also like beating your wife (at video games)?The only thing I enjoy more is beating my kids --- What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockey7318 10/18/23 2:01:42 PM #7: |
One of my favorite things about getting married was gaining 2 daughters from her previous marriage. I love filling our girls up with knowledge, wisdom, and mostly bad jokes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shrek 10/18/23 2:12:28 PM #8: |
i didn't like that one
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Jen0125 10/18/23 2:20:19 PM #9: |
Lmfao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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