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Billyionaire
10/08/23 6:02:10 PM
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bugs

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ToadallyAwesome
10/08/23 6:03:42 PM
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Shrimp are delicious

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Naysaspace
10/08/23 6:07:09 PM
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all seafood is bugs

big gross ocean bugs

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name_unknown
10/08/23 6:07:42 PM
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Horseshoe crab already fills that role
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Waxitron_Gazer
10/08/23 6:07:52 PM
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conservatives: tHe DeMs WaNt uS eAtInG bUgS! iS bAd!!

also conservatives: let's put ocean bugs in a drink and serve it at golf courses

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Tig
10/08/23 6:16:34 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
conservatives: tHe DeMs WaNt uS eAtInG bUgS! iS bAd!!

also conservatives: let's put ocean bugs in a drink and serve it at golf courses
What the fuck are you going on about?

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Cheater87
10/08/23 6:17:34 PM
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Got shrimp pasta in my fridge.

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Crimson_Corsair
10/08/23 6:17:43 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
conservatives: tHe DeMs WaNt uS eAtInG bUgS! iS bAd!!

also conservatives: let's put ocean bugs in a drink and serve it at golf courses
If there was ever a sign that you needed to get offline for awhile... this is it.

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Wandering__Hero
10/08/23 6:18:42 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
conservatives: tHe DeMs WaNt uS eAtInG bUgS! iS bAd!!

also conservatives: let's put ocean bugs in a drink and serve it at golf courses

Go for it! Pummel that strawman like Mike Tyson!... except without the other stuff Mike Tyson was known for

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Torgo
10/08/23 6:20:08 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
all seafood is bugs

big gross ocean bugs

Fish like flounder or bass are vertebrates and therefore not bugs.

Shrimp and lobsters are bugs.

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Waxitron_Gazer
10/08/23 6:21:43 PM
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Tig posted...
What the fuck are you going on about?
look i realize shrimp cocktail is not a beverage ok it was a joke

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Vicious_Dios
10/08/23 6:22:35 PM
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Poor Waxi.

He thought he was cooking with whatever the fuck that post was supposed to be but ended up getting roasted.

Hmm, that's a shame...

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BurmesePenguin
10/08/23 6:23:07 PM
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A while ago I learned that pill bugs are actually crustaceans, so they're basically land shrimps.

Why the hell don't we eat pill bugs?

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Naysaspace
10/08/23 6:23:49 PM
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the alternating caps thing aggravates me way more than it should

its like people take the time to write that out and they think it's mocking the subject, but really they're just clowning themselves
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hereforemnant
10/08/23 6:25:37 PM
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Wandering__Hero posted...
Go for it! Pummel that strawman like Mike Tyson!... except without the other stuff Mike Tyson was known for
No no, he has a point

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Waxitron_Gazer
10/08/23 6:26:04 PM
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it aggravated me typing it too tbh but it thought the whole conservative bug conspiracy and shrimp cocktail thing was a good jibe for this topic

sorry, i tried, i'll never do it again.

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BurmesePenguin
10/08/23 6:27:24 PM
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Whose alt is this Wax dude and why did he just pop into existence with a bucket of karma and is being posting a bunch of nonsense?

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viewmaster_pi
10/08/23 6:29:09 PM
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i hate to play the much-hated bOtH sIdEs card, but i was under the impression that both parties would have The Poors eating bugs for one reason or another

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Waxitron_Gazer
10/08/23 6:34:10 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i hate to play the much-hated bOtH sIdEs card, but i was under the impression that both parties would have The Poors eating bugs for one reason or another
conservatives would be fine with their constituents eating road tar as long as their upper crust still can drink ocean bug drinks at mar a lago. they'd find a way to blame the left, as with bugs.

that is once again a joke but only about the ocean bug drinks just fyi.

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BB_mofo
10/08/23 7:17:38 PM
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Try hard.

If you want to creep people out, tell them that roasted tarantula tastes like prawn. There was an "MXR Plays" where Henry tried out a bag of deep fried tarantulas from Cambodia and said it tasted like a mix between shrimp and crab.

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