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AceMos
10/03/23 8:34:44 PM
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https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1709219865956094198

i cant i just cant with these ppl

this is so far beyond even what parody could have even attempted to say

not even a family guy cut away gag is this stupid

oh it says zombies not mindcontrol my brain legit reworked this to be less stupid moments after reading it

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WingsOfGood
10/03/23 8:36:44 PM
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they literally thought the vaccine turned you into magneto so not surprised
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Jiek_Fafn
10/03/23 8:38:21 PM
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I thought they got over 5G. I haven't heard about it in years

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itachi15243
10/03/23 8:38:26 PM
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Honestly, at this point I almost wish there was some way to mind control some of these people so that they would stop with all this stupid shit.

I know that's wrong, so perhaps not literally or maybe just for a very short period of time, but damn are these people stupid. It just sucks to see it. Especially when this bs spreads to friends and family. -_-

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Zikten
10/03/23 8:39:17 PM
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Now I'm expecting some of these people to be accusing others of being zombies after the test. I bet at least one person somewhere, gets killed over this
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TonyKojima
10/03/23 8:39:32 PM
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And when it doesn't happen then what?

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Dark_Arbron
10/03/23 8:40:00 PM
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These people can vote. Its always worth remembering that.

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Ajiri
10/03/23 8:40:21 PM
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Trumpers are legit bat shit crazy, they listen to Alex Jones and people like tat

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Strider102
10/03/23 8:41:26 PM
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Bring on the zombies

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CE_gonna_CE
10/03/23 8:41:57 PM
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Of course they do

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s0nicfan
10/03/23 8:44:27 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
And when it doesn't happen then what?

Then they'll know that the tin foil worked.

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:47:12 PM
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At 2:20 pm EST you will not be able to avoid the broadcast test siren, but what concerns me is you can't opt out of it.

It will even be on your smart tv if you happen to be watching something at that time.

I don't know about game consoles such as PS5, Xbox, etc.
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Strider102
10/03/23 8:48:47 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
And when it doesn't happen then what?

They move on to the next claim.

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Starks
10/03/23 8:48:58 PM
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I actually have a decent way of capturing the EAS/WEA signal packets. Should be fun.

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toreysback
10/03/23 8:50:37 PM
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they were mentally commanded to think exactly that

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:52:32 PM
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I hear some claim they'll disconnect all their online electronic devices and put their phone in the fridge tomorrow afternoon.
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StealThisSheen
10/03/23 8:52:44 PM
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Saxon posted...
but what concerns me is you can't opt out of it.

Why does that concern you?

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Savoots
10/03/23 8:53:35 PM
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Wait, so crazy conspiracy theorists believe in a crazy conspiracy theory?

Are you sure?

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Dark_Arbron
10/03/23 8:56:17 PM
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Savoots posted...
Wait, so crazy conspiracy theorists believe in a crazy conspiracy theory?

Are you sure?

Lets find out. Who won the 2020 election?

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:56:40 PM
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In the end, nothing is gonna happen...we hope.

It's much ado about nothing kinda like the lead up to Y2K if ya'll are old enough to remember the doomsayers of 1999 going into 2000.

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Kalk
10/03/23 9:00:15 PM
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Saxon posted...
At 2:20 pm EST you will not be able to avoid the broadcast test siren, but what concerns me is you can't opt out of it.

It will even be on your smart tv if you happen to be watching something at that time.

I don't know about game consoles such as PS5, Xbox, etc.
I'm going to have my phone off during that time. I despise when the Emergency test thing happens when im watching TV. This is going to be a million times worst.

I'm predicting many car accidents will be caused when millions of explode with noise tomorrow.

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Strider102
10/03/23 9:01:08 PM
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Savoots posted...
Wait, so crazy conspiracy theorists believe in a crazy conspiracy theory?

Are you sure?

I have a crazy conspiracy theory. They're right but it's reversed. All of them become zombies because they're not protected like we are with our chips and Magneto powers.

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StealThisSheen
10/03/23 9:02:16 PM
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Saxon posted...
In the end, nothing is gonna happen...we hope.

What is this supposed to mean?

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Saxon
10/03/23 9:05:19 PM
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You'd last about as long as a popcorn fart in a real zombie apocalypse especially if we're dealing with the return of the living dead zombies. lol
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Strider102
10/03/23 9:05:58 PM
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Saxon posted...
You'd last about as long as a popcorn fart in a real zombie apocalypse especially if we're dealing with the return of the living dead zombies. lol
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Luckily we don't have brains, so we're safe.

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bigtiggie23
10/03/23 9:07:28 PM
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It will only hurt you if you are wearing the Silver Shamrock masks.

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Saxon
10/03/23 9:17:21 PM
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Very disturbing thoughts about the worst horror universe to be in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOoUit0asj4
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UnholyMudcrab
10/03/23 9:18:34 PM
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I for one welcome our new 5G overlords

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runewalshPSiv
10/03/23 9:23:39 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
And when it doesn't happen then what?

There will be an excuse as to why it didn't happen and that something else is going to happen on whatever date and dumb qanon/maga people will fall for it yet again.

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mybbqrules
10/03/23 9:24:55 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
And when it doesn't happen then what?
They ignore it and move on to the next, per usual.

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Necronmon
10/03/23 9:26:49 PM
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Yah...seeing stuff like this on youtube is just annoying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM8iclyTegQ
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Saxon
10/03/23 9:33:33 PM
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The most innocent theory is they're just getting us ready for an emergency situation to come.

But since the U.S. has no shelters for its citizens why are they warning us at all? Ignorance is bliss especially at the end of the world.
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Strider102
10/03/23 9:37:15 PM
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Saxon posted...
The most innocent theory is they're just getting us ready for an emergency situation to come.

But since the U.S. has no shelters for its citizens why are they warning us at all? Ignorance is bliss especially at the end of the world.

Because of the aliens

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Ruvan22
10/03/23 9:37:34 PM
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Saxon posted...
The most innocent theory is they're just getting us ready for an emergency situation to come.

But since the U.S. has no shelters for its citizens why are they warning us at all? Ignorance is bliss especially at the end of the world.

Err... you realize there's a lot of places people can shelter in an emergency.. or at least be less exposed to risk, right?
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ScazarMeltex
10/03/23 9:37:35 PM
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Saxon posted...
The most innocent theory is they're just getting us ready for an emergency situation to come.

But since the U.S. has no shelters for its citizens why are they warning us at all? Ignorance is bliss especially at the end of the world.
So what is your theory then? If you don't believe the "most innocent theory" clearly.

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Umbreon
10/03/23 9:39:31 PM
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If that theory was true, they'd have nothing to fear.

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Cephalopods
10/03/23 9:40:15 PM
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I can't imagine being this dumb.
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Villain_S_Fiend
10/03/23 9:43:38 PM
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I saw a self-shot video of a woman (in her car, of course) talking about the need to move all "electronical" devices out of our homes and at least 200 meters away from ourselves, and to line a room in our homes in several layers of "aluium" foil in order to "immuny-ize" ourselves from the effects of the 5G towers.

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Dark_Arbron
10/03/23 9:49:05 PM
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Aluium?

And I thought Americans had butchered the word aluminium enough already (losing the second i and a whole syllable).

Aluium is something else entirely.

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ScazarMeltex
10/03/23 9:50:55 PM
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@Saxon
What is your theory?

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Umbreon
10/03/23 9:51:57 PM
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Are people speaking to literal Saxon as if he's a serious user?

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/03/23 10:05:40 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Aluium?

And I thought Americans had butchered the word aluminium enough already (losing the second i and a whole syllable).

Aluium is something else entirely.
All her weird pronunciations were just illustrating her lack of mental acuity. These people are off their fucking nut.

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ScazarMeltex
10/03/23 10:16:01 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Are people speaking to literal Saxon as if he's a serious user?
No, I'm mostly curious as to what to dumb shit he's prepared to come off with.

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Saxon
10/03/23 10:26:33 PM
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I don't have a strong opinion either way and basically sit on the fence to see what happens, but I lean more towards Wednesday just being another day.
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Dark_Arbron
10/03/23 10:27:52 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
No, I'm mostly curious as to what to dumb shit he's prepared to come off with.

Saxon posted...
I don't have a strong opinion either way and basically sit on the fence to see what happens, but I lean more towards Wednesday just being another day.

Are we sure he hasnt just completely phoned it in with AI nowadays?


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FL81
10/03/23 10:29:05 PM
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First thing I do whenever I buy a new phone is to turn off those emergency alerts

like, no shit, you think I don't notice that dust storm outside

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Baha05
10/03/23 10:35:29 PM
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lol the Marburg virus sounds like a shitty comic book plot

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Turbam
10/03/23 10:36:36 PM
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What are they going to do come October 5th when nothing has happened?

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